I want all these things

ItWillBeMine · 3 days

Yep, I too, have purchased this little Badassasaurus. The one time I used it I failed to secure his head properly. I ate the tea leaves out of spite.

shallah · 7 days

My anxiety goes through the roof when I have an upset stomach. Damn you, second brain!

zombiesheep · 9 days

I want to rub that belly!

zero1110010 · 9 days

I adopted my handsome little doxie from DRNA! They are a wonderful rescue group!

Cactusy · 26 days

I had a strange craving for a burrito throughout this entire scene. Perhaps Taco Bell has paid for subliminal advertisements?

Evolve_Fish · 1 month

MUST SQUEEZE SNICKERS!

BillyVandergaw · 1 month

What kind of asshole hick doesn't like Donna?

zombiesheep · 1 month

Not if you can access it on a mobile device as well! ;)

tonythetiger1 · 2 months

As a dog owner, I broke into a fit of giggles over, ADWD Mild Spoiler?

evancalous · 2 months

Unfortunately, I have nothing helpful to add because I am in the same boat, but I just wanted to say that you are not alone. I am normally a rational person, but BC gives me a serious case of the raging crazies. During the moments of clarity I feel like such an asshole. Fuck hormones. Seriously.

Xinlitik · 2 months

I always thought that was called the McFatass.

another1bitezthedust · 2 months

Lots, and lots of chamomile tea.

msktty89 · 2 months

Unrelated, but I have the same pajamas! High Five!

Sexay_Penguin · 2 months

"We gave birth to you, and it was the best day of our lives!" 17 years later... "You're adopted."

Colli33 · 2 months

I routinely find household objects in my refrigerator. The two most recent ones were a tape measure in the fridge, and a hammer in the freezer. I have zero memory of doing this, and I'm terrified of discovering where I put the food instead.

Captain_Porque · 2 months

Yes, yes, and yes. I have also noticed that when I take an antihistamine I am less likely to have a panic attack.

introvertigo · 2 months

Dated a film student. I decided to end it because I had found out that he cheated on me. Several days later I receive a video tape in the mail (yes, old school, I know). He set up a camera in his room and filmed himself apologizing while letting out the most dramatically over-exaggerated fake sobs I'd ever heard. He then told the story of how he "met the love of his life" and gave a recount of our first date, except the details were all wrong. There were several dramatic moments in the story that didn't even happen on our date, and it was plainly obvious that there were no tears coming out of his eyes. The highlight of the video: He is sobbing uncontrollably (again, no tears) begging for my forgiveness... QUEUE: DRAMATIC CAMERA ANGLE CHANGE! The camera is now on the other side of the room, he is completely composed and he just says, "So, I really hope that you will call me after you are done watching this". I didn't.

zombiesheep · 3 months

Not sure if this is what you're referring to, but I definitely experience a distinct twitching sensation in my uterus during pre-shark week. Absolutely painless, but I can't shake the thought that some sort of blood crazed alien is trying to gently tap it's way out of my abdomen.

xelachair · 3 months

TIL that "Tardis Inspired" actually means "Something that is blue".

Captain_Kuhl · 3 months

I cannot imagine the damage his chest and legs can do. Does he have the usual digging habits of a doxie? My little guys make a career out of digging ankle breaking tunnels in the yard. I'd venture a guess that Mr. Deogie could dig one hell of a crater.

Captain_Kuhl · 3 months

By tank I totally mean blubbery loaf of sausage :)

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