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What do you mean, they aren't clouds? (imgur.com)

submitted ago by xyzornat to funny

Mint Overdose at an [8] by Leachzin trees

[–]xyzornat 12 points13 points ago

I just want to know how he pulled out a wintermint from a lemon pack. That is some high mint shit right there.

TIL That it is impossible for sunblock to be "waterproof" or "sweatproof" and any label claiming otherwise is false. by EclecticEelin todayilearned

[–]xyzornat 0 points1 point ago

This would have been useful information 13 years ago when I ended up in a Vegas burn unit with 1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree burns after being at the water park all day. I hardly remember the rest of the summer. I was wrapped in gauze and prescribed percodan. Between the dressings and the drugs, I looked like a mummy. Awesome.

One year today. by chickenontopin stopsmoking

[–]xyzornat 2 points3 points ago

Sorry to burst your bubble, but because this is a leap year, you haven't actually reached a year until tomorrow. HAHAHA!!! Seriously, though, congratulations. Keep it up!

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User lohborn does a great job of explaining how light reflects off of mirrors. (reddit.com)

submitted ago by xyzornat to bestof

What if? by Misterman29in AdviceAnimals

[–]xyzornat 7 points8 points ago

I am decidedly very much not angry with you for posting this.

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How strong would an earthquake need to be to bring down an earthquake "proof" building? (self.askscience)

submitted ago by xyzornat to askscience

get your science straight by fletcherburgerin funny

[–]xyzornat 3 points4 points ago

It's funny, because his ass shit is like acid.

Redditor explains the rules of "Get down, Mr. President" by creo68in bestof

[–]xyzornat -2 points-1 points ago

Down vote me as you will. Fuck you. Every god damn time I come into the fucking comments in /r/bestof, the top comment is, "Blah blah blah doesn't belong in bestof. Shut the hell up. I personally would not have seen the comment had creo68 not created this bestof post. Eat something mildly poisonous, and get painful diarrhea you whiny fucking fuck. Thank you.

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My dream car. (x-post from WTF) (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by xyzornat to banana

What it feels like to be running bad. X/post from r/funny. by TrampyKnightin poker

[–]xyzornat 0 points1 point ago

My favorite hand, and I just wanted to test out this cool little feature.

What it feels like to be running bad. X/post from r/funny. by TrampyKnightin poker

[–]xyzornat 1 point2 points ago

This is the first post I've seen since I subscribed to /r/poker. When I read the title, I thought to myself, "That sounds like something a poker player would say." Then I watched to gif and it clicked. "Oh yeah! I did do that!"

This is, to date, the only video Ron Livingston (Office Space) has uploaded to Youtube by Boonsfarbin videos

[–]xyzornat 3 points4 points ago

Sounds good to me!

This is, to date, the only video Ron Livingston (Office Space) has uploaded to Youtube by Boonsfarbin videos

[–]xyzornat 21 points22 points ago

Sounds to me like you're just spinning one.

This is, to date, the only video Ron Livingston (Office Space) has uploaded to Youtube by Boonsfarbin videos

[–]xyzornat 105 points106 points ago

STOP MAKING BAD PUNS!!!! Hahaha!! I'm just kitten.

Penn Jillette accuses Obama of class warfare for drug policy, states' rights: "You can get [medical marijuana] in California, and the feds are coming in to try to stop this. States' rights don't mean jack shit to the Obama administration on anything except gay marriage" by mepperin politics

[–]xyzornat 0 points1 point ago

Presidents can be much more aggressive in their second terms. I hope Obama will man up, but I certainly cannot picture how bad things will be for any progressive idea, should we see a Romney presidency.

Penn Jillette accuses Obama of class warfare for drug policy, states' rights: "You can get [medical marijuana] in California, and the feds are coming in to try to stop this. States' rights don't mean jack shit to the Obama administration on anything except gay marriage" by mepperin politics

[–]xyzornat 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

Penn Jillette accuses Obama of class warfare for drug policy, states' rights: "You can get [medical marijuana] in California, and the feds are coming in to try to stop this. States' rights don't mean jack shit to the Obama administration on anything except gay marriage" by mepperin politics

[–]xyzornat 0 points1 point ago

Painfully, I believe you are correct. Ten years ago, as I was graduating from high school, I predicted it would be another twenty years before marijuana was legalized. I still think it can be done, if we can elect another progressive candidate to the office in 2016, and reelect in 2020. We'll have to wait and see how the pieces fall, but I don't think we're far off from the day that it finally happens.

Penn Jillette accuses Obama of class warfare for drug policy, states' rights: "You can get [medical marijuana] in California, and the feds are coming in to try to stop this. States' rights don't mean jack shit to the Obama administration on anything except gay marriage" by mepperin politics

[–]xyzornat 0 points1 point ago

It's purely political. Without funding, he can't run. Without the support of donors, he can't get funding. Once he's in office for a second and final term, the donors don't have nearly as firm a grasp on his balls as they do now. But he could very well sign any executive order if he had a, "Sudden change of heart."

Penn Jillette accuses Obama of class warfare for drug policy, states' rights: "You can get [medical marijuana] in California, and the feds are coming in to try to stop this. States' rights don't mean jack shit to the Obama administration on anything except gay marriage" by mepperin politics

[–]xyzornat 0 points1 point ago

George W. Bush issued something like 290 executive orders in his eight years in office. Being that this war on drugs is head-up by the executive branch, an executive order is precisely the means by which this could be accomplished. Yes, no pesky congress.

Penn Jillette accuses Obama of class warfare for drug policy, states' rights: "You can get [medical marijuana] in California, and the feds are coming in to try to stop this. States' rights don't mean jack shit to the Obama administration on anything except gay marriage" by mepperin politics

[–]xyzornat 1 point2 points ago

Sadly, I think you're right.

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lilpuddincup sets off a brave chain of events. (reddit.com)

submitted ago by xyzornat to bestof

Penn Jillette accuses Obama of class warfare for drug policy, states' rights: "You can get [medical marijuana] in California, and the feds are coming in to try to stop this. States' rights don't mean jack shit to the Obama administration on anything except gay marriage" by mepperin politics

[–]xyzornat 13 points14 points ago

Though, once he's elected this year, he can pull off whatever legislation he wants without having to answer to those interests. The question is, will he?

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]xyzornat 1 point2 points ago

I understand that. I had a manager that was 6'10", and it was always weird standing next to him.

Kevin Smith's "anti-movie review" show is premiering on Hulu by Bithersweetin movies

[–]xyzornat 5 points6 points ago

Kevin Smith in Dogma with Matt Damon

Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting with Robin Williams

Robin Williams in Shrink with Kevin Spacey

Kevin Spacey in Seven with Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt in Sleepers with Kevin Bacon

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