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My gay friend says he will buy me unlimited free drinks for a year if I kiss him. What do I do, reddit? by daBandersnatchin AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704 0 points1 point ago

RES tagged you as The Hero of Canton.

Tomorrow, ALL drugs are legal, given out for free by the government. Reddit, where would you imagine organized crime would turn to? by Yossarian33in AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704 0 points1 point ago

Your username is fantastic.

What things do you know about your roommate that they don't know you know? by Pfrubbyin AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704 0 points1 point ago

My new favorite novelty account.

Subtract 266 days from your birth to figure out your conception, does the date match anything special? by lynchyeatspizzain AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704 0 points1 point ago

I had previously done the math and came to the conclusion that I was an anniversary present. Now it's looking probable that I was conceived on Cinco de Mayo, which, incidentally, is my girlfriend's birthday.

So, Reddit, apparently alot of you are NOT extraverts. Lets hear your introvert stories. by draivadenin AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704 1 point2 points ago

What movie is that from?

We try to make time for each other whenever we can. by xmichaelx704in LongDistance

[–]xmichaelx704[S] 2 points3 points ago

Haha, I had no ideaaa x)

What's your funniest moment during sex? by nairbc0708in AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704 0 points1 point ago

TIL

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We try to make time for each other whenever we can. (i.imgur.com)

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America FUCK YEAH! by fenneladsin funny

[–]xmichaelx704 0 points1 point ago

Do we really need to purpetuate and encourage this kind of behavior? Really? :(

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My girlfriend took this yesterday while volunteering at an animal shelter. (qkme.me)

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My girlfriend took this yesterday while volunteering at an animal shelter. (qkme.me)

submitted ago by xmichaelx704 to funny

My god, the bong that belongs in a library. by 0x33in trees

[–]xmichaelx704 7 points8 points ago

Is there a subreddit for pieces of this caliber?

Reddit, what's something you're thankful for that you don't think you should necessarily have to be? by xmichaelx704in AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704[S] 1 point2 points ago

Oh, that will never happen. I always make sure it's on silent before putting in down on a hard surface.

Reddit, what's something you're thankful for that you don't think you should necessarily have to be? by xmichaelx704in AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704[S] 1 point2 points ago

Oh, I envy you :(

I don't know if it was because I was stung as a child, or if I inherited it from my mother, but I run and scream whenever something buzzes near me.

What is the smallest, most seemingly inconsequential thing someone has done that has made you hate them? by ObliviousIrrelevancein AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704 0 points1 point ago

People who ask if they can do something while in the process of doing it.

Reddit, what's something you're thankful for that you don't think you should necessarily have to be? by xmichaelx704in AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704[S] 1 point2 points ago

:)

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Reddit, what's something you're thankful for that you don't think you should necessarily have to be? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by xmichaelx704 to AskReddit

I had a dream and I painted it. (18"x24" pen and ink over water color) by ohmymilkin trees

[–]xmichaelx704 0 points1 point ago

I'll second this!

I had a dream and I painted it. (18"x24" pen and ink over water color) by ohmymilkin trees

[–]xmichaelx704 2 points3 points ago

Downvoted, saw username, upvoted :)

[Troubleshooting]BuildAPC, how should I upgrade my system? by xmichaelx704in buildapc

[–]xmichaelx704 0 points1 point ago

Ah, sorry for the confusion. I meant 3gb RAM, the GPU only has 1gb. The motherboard only has 1 PCIe slot, so I don't think I can SLI.

[Build Complete] $800 3-Monitor Productivity/Time Wasting Machine by belgianrofflesin buildapc

[–]xmichaelx704 0 points1 point ago

What would it take to run a three-monitor setup like this using an Nvidia GPU?

What's the most ridiculous spelling of a common name you've ever seen? by OrlandoFuriosoin AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704 7 points8 points ago

Redditor for 1 year. This is why I love the internet.

In what ways do you use your body parts for cheap amusement or satisfaction? Other than, you know, masturbating. by MPair-Ein AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704 19 points20 points ago

I can see why he married you.

In what ways do you use your body parts for cheap amusement or satisfaction? Other than, you know, masturbating. by MPair-Ein AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704 4 points5 points ago

This works great with repeating patterns like tile floors and the like. It can really mess with your depth perception though! x)

Have any guys ever actually had sex with a random girl by just asking them if they want to have sex? by solo_dol0in AskReddit

[–]xmichaelx704 0 points1 point ago

I will always upvote for a Seinfeld reference.

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