Perhaps the greatest prank call of all time, courtesy of Tim. AKA BROWNTOWN!

Silver089 · 6 months

Through a tantrum to the point of on the floor, naked, pouting to ensure my parents were able to help me collect all of these for me. I was not above urinating in front of guests. I received a box of pokemon cards for my birthday gift t2o years, and yugioh one years. Becasue it really was worth that much to get me to shut the fuck up.

I love my parents and miss being a kid.

wetsand096 · 6 months

Or start a modeling career? So nice love.

Souptime · 6 months

I promise you can get to a 10 and be sure of it. I've been smoking almost every day for 4 years. I have reached many 6's,7's ,8's even, but tens are rare. You have to want them. Literally challenge yourself. Example: Me and my friends challeneged each other to see who could fast a half eigth of the dankest weed around in the fastest amount of time; passing around 3 bongs and 1 tripple bubbler. I finished in 30 minutes exactly. They finished at 58 38 and 58 46.

Trust me, we were all 10's Do the same. Youll be a 10. Sorry for poor spelling not worth correcting, stoned drunk benzod.

Say_Ocean · 6 months

He didn't say "Bring me A bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat." for nothing! knee slapper.

filldo · 6 months

So wait, there's a giant icecream man? What flavor is he dispensing?

sinlightened · 6 months

OH GOD WHERES IT ALL COMING FROM

B0TTiG · 6 months

Exact path im going. Cant remember the last time I didn't smoke weed, well over 4 years ago. Money money money.....money (brian voice)

wetsand096 · 6 months

Edit: I should note that the final guy I talked to also sent me emails on the issue i'm having installying itunes 10.5, and said that if I still cant fix it apple will make sure they figure something out so I don't have compatability issues.

ColorsWild · 9 months

Absolutely perfect, here here.

I got forbin's in charlotte :D

wetsand096 · 9 months

I broke up with her, but then got super drunk and kind of tried to work it out. I think in truth we'd both been waiting for the other one to do it, and she was just like no its done. Before we were dating she left me to do otehr thigns a coupl,e times, and I took her back. We were dating now though, and I Told her if she left she couldnt come back (while I was tyring to kidn of take back my brekaing up). We've texted a bit since then but eh. 0 idea what will happen. Weve split up like 10 times and somewhow always ended up back together but this is def the most serious ones. I think I need to let her give in and text me first. And if she doesnt, and I care more than she does, then to hell with it.

wetsand096 · 9 months

Done it twice. Only lasts so long. But yes-i've definitely found its a good coping mechanism. Xanax and alcohol dont hurt either in terms of emotional involvement, but certainly dont help me handle the situationany better.

throwaway45831 · 9 months

IMO, your completely in the right. It's the same with alcoholics, if you choose to live a lifestyle where your getting shit faced everyday you should expect your liver to fail. That being said, he may need you there for support, and to some extent its kind of your duty to at least point him in the right direction, if you can (and i'm sure you've tried). Beyond that it really is on him. Whatever you do, I can't blame you, you got thrown in a shitty situation. You know your in the right though so dont let yourself feel guilty about it. Being a whore is a good way to get stds. The same way being a junkie is a good way to eventually get yourself overdosed. He knew the risks when he went into it, and that goes way beyond him just "being gay" which i'm sure you accepted. Sorry dude im a bit drunk and rambling but yeah, I dont know how anyone could handle that situation better.

wetsand096 · 9 months

I see whaty ou did there.

evangordon · 1 year

Use straws, inhale through your nose. :D

wetsand096

TROPHY CASE

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