What's the most idiotic thing you've ever managed to convince someone?

jbondhus · 8 days

Loads of elementary school classmates were awed by my second belly button. They were told it was a scar from a gunshot wound when I was on the way home from the hospital. It's really the scar from my feeding tube after being born with a cleft palate. Woo two belly buttons!

ninjafuck · 8 days

The vids with the soldiers coming home to the kids or the pets. Especially the ones with the dogs...when they make that whine...the tone of it...:c

Youowemeasoda · 8 days

This happened to me once..only once as far as I know...I'm a bit of a SAP...so...

A coworker was being reeeeally nice to me, offering to grab my dinner when she got off work and bring it back...complimenting...etc. I thought she was just being really nice..until she grew a pair and finally asked if I'd be interested in a date. I was. ( and still am) in a relationship so I told her no. Wasn't creeped out.

I was glad to realize that I didn't care if my potential relationship-mate had a penis or not. It is the person him/herself that I cared about.

Do like the peen, though...

Darkfire346 · 8 days

X-wing cd. Mmmm.

TinyDancer1221 · 12 days

Moving six hours away from home and my Nana to be with the love of my life. We've always been super close, my Nana and I, and her health hasn't been so great lately. It kills me to know if something happens, I won't be able to get back in time to say goodbye.

daljos · 14 days

Thomas is terrifying some days.

princeof1kfaces · 15 days

Exploding lemons!

therealfancyone · 16 days

Does it count of one's "revising" is actual revising and additions? My Nanowrimo novel/story/etc. is usually me trying to write an additional 50k more words on top of what I did the previous year..(though last year was my first to actually complete.) Fun to keep going when I know it'll only be me reading it.

Though it might end next year when I try doing a fanfic following Caroline from Portal.

FrankWarren · 16 days

...so close to my favourite florescent clear...

HypsterWolf · 16 days

Must give...all...the upvotes....

wenchytiem · 17 days

When I was a kid, I slept in the top bunk a few feet from the ceiling. Frequently, I'd feel strands of hair brush at my cheek. Only when I swiped at the hair did I realize the hair was a spider. Note to self: Don't sleep in the top bunk while in Australia.

wenchytiem · 17 days

Shhhhh.....if I didn't notice while watching, maybe they won't notice!

wenchytiem · 17 days

Likely. :c

americanslang59 · 17 days

Cast Away: Tom Hanks's character doesn't lose Wilson. No movie has made me cry as hard as I did watching that ball float away.

nogbog · 18 days

....Ooooh...I just made a squeenoise at the wee little Adipose!!

EvaSylvestre · 18 days

Riiight. What's a cubit!?

EvaSylvestre · 18 days

Read the entire damned thing in Cosby's voice. Remember listening to this on record as a kid. Now I want to go find the Noah track and listen to it. And the Kodak babies...

itsthedashi · 28 days

You're doing the right thing, and I second/third/fourth what everyone else is saying about just being there for her.

I'd also add, keep a couple of those travel packs of tissues in your pockets. They'll need them.

pegothejerk · 1 month

I know this isn't my joke and it's past time...but as jokes go....I giggled... who's your mummy?

band-of-liars · 1 month

On my sixth birthday party with the family landed itself on a Superbowl Sunday. They were singing Happy Birthday when a major touchdown happened. They stopped to cheer the team halfway through the song. Mom had to coax me out from under a couch where I'd gone sobbing. ...At least I think it was a couch...

wenchytiem · 1 month

The feeling of rubbing one's hand around on a carpet. UGH.

burning-ape · 2 months

I read fast enough that no one believes me when I tell them I'm done. Your 800 page book sounds like a relaxing evening to me. :(

falafel_waffle · 2 months

Adults seem to suck at teaching that sort of empathy. Not even remotely as bad, my Rabbi had my Sunday School class make a kickass version of the second temple out of bendy straws and paperclips...took us nearly a month of just working on Sundays.

Then we come in on the last Sunday to see it completely smashed. I was heartbroken. Until she told us the Kindergarteners must have done it. Nope. She did it. All it taught me was that adults lie, too, blaming children for their misdeeds. That was probably when I started questioning my religious upbringing.

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