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Yelp review of an Indian restaurant... and its terrifying aftermath by thedigitaldorkin funny

[–]unhapztoms 2 points3 points ago

Sugar-free food is often made with sugar alcohol, which has a laxative-like effect when eaten in large quantities. I think you're right, some spices just don't agree with people. It could also be the kind of oil that is used in the food, perhaps ghee in Indian cuisine.

There's a french place I've eaten at twice. Both times (different entrees each time) I experienced horrible food-baby like stomach ache. The food just sat in my stomach like a ball of lead and I had to force myself to throw it up because it would not digest but left me with horrible pains/sweats. None of our other dinner guests experienced this at all both times and we ate the same entrees (we all had chicken the first time and rabbit the second). I think they must use some full fat butter or specially imported, perhaps unpasteurized butter that I am not accustomed to or can't digest well.

Is there an easy way to fix this staircase landing? Pictures inside. by unhapztomsin DIY

[–]unhapztoms[S] 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if thats possible but that would be hella cool. Under this staircase on the first floor is the door and stairway down to the basement. It's like all the stairs in the house (three) are stacked on top of each other on each floor up the middle of the house.

Is there an easy way to fix this staircase landing? Pictures inside. by unhapztomsin DIY

[–]unhapztoms[S] 1 point2 points ago

I like the idea of swapping the door to the other side. That would be the easiest.

Is there an easy way to fix this staircase landing? Pictures inside. by unhapztomsin DIY

[–]unhapztoms[S] 2 points3 points ago

I know right? This house has had at least 5 owners since the 1950s and was rented since 1900 before that, so countless people lived here. The owners in the 1950s and 60s apparently had a child with cerebral palsy who must have been in a chair of some kind because there are cement ramps on our sidewalk and a cement ramp on the side of one of our patios. Must have been a fucking nightmare for that kid. I can't believe no one's fixed this in all those years.

Furthermore, there's a stair case that runs from the second to the third floor and is completely fine. No death landing, no vent, no drop, its perfect. wtf?

Is there an easy way to fix this staircase landing? Pictures inside. by unhapztomsin DIY

[–]unhapztoms[S] 0 points1 point ago

I like the cut of your job. Fireman pole it is!

Here's a pic of the stairs going down. Not a lot of room as you can see, maybe 2 feet from end of stairs to where that wall is. http://i.imgur.com/LIThz.jpg

Ideally I would like to rip the whole thing out, extend the landing out past the door thresholds and then go from there, but I imagine the stairs would be really steep unless we get them custom or something. The treads are tiny as hell, my foot barely fits on them.

Best Friends for 20 Years by rtardriotin pics

[–]unhapztoms 32 points33 points ago

So which of you is in the wheel chair?

Bee Gee Robin Gibb dies after cancer battle by cherrycoke44in Music

[–]unhapztoms 0 points1 point ago

Peter Jones from Crowded House also died this weekend too I think. Also Davy Jones and Dick Clark a few months ago.

My friend let her bulldog Jager outside, and came back to see him playing with a new friend who had wandered into the yard. by Gavinardoin aww

[–]unhapztoms 3 points4 points ago

Be careful, deer tend to have fleas and ticks which can be transferred to the dog. Unlikely the fawn has it because it's so young but you never know

What small seemingly insignificant thing have you lost that just crushed your world? by cameltoadin AskReddit

[–]unhapztoms 0 points1 point ago

Same here, house was robbed in April. Computer, DVDs, game systems gone -- the whole shebang. All replaceable...except I had kept except a college class ring (not worth much, but sentimental) and two pieces of jewelry (gold, but not like diamonds or anything fancy) that my husband had given me for our wedding. They also stole our wedding certificate and personal identification papers. What gets me most is I had a whole jewelry box of normal/costume jewelry they didn't touch. It felt very personal like they were trying to erase my marriage or something. They'd also stolen a quirky gift I'd given to my husband when we started dating.

Are the police fucking me over? by unhapztomsin AskReddit

[–]unhapztoms[S] 0 points1 point ago

Blah. These are supposed to be teenagers that did this. It's like fuck, how smart were they to know how to game this? They apparently robbed multiple houses. Here's to hoping something else of mine turns up, or something else of the others.

Are the police fucking me over? by unhapztomsin AskReddit

[–]unhapztoms[S] 0 points1 point ago

Alright, I guess I give up and just hope my other stuff comes up to incriminate them instead of the paraphernalia and/or items from the other houses they robbed come up and they can get them that way.

Are the police fucking me over? by unhapztomsin AskReddit

[–]unhapztoms[S] 0 points1 point ago

Basically there were more people involved. One person has the paraphernalia and the other people have the rest of the stuff. They're trying to use the first suspect to get at the other suspects with the real items (not just paraphernalia). My choice was to agree to the bowls to get the suspect who has them scared and give up the other people. They robbed multiple houses also. The police came in recently and saw the room taht the suspect described to a T. Hoping more stuff comes up. This is so maddening.

Are the police fucking me over? by unhapztomsin AskReddit

[–]unhapztoms[S] 0 points1 point ago

Also they stole so much more stuff, including my identification. Where did the documents go? How come the paraphernalia was found and nothing else? This doesn't make sense.

Are the police fucking me over? by unhapztomsin AskReddit

[–]unhapztoms[S] 0 points1 point ago

But he/she/them were able to describe the room, according to the police, that the paraphernalia items were taken from along with other major more important things. He/she described it to them. I have a report of what was stolen and he/she described my house. Why is that not enough?

Are the police fucking me over? by unhapztomsin AskReddit

[–]unhapztoms[S] 1 point2 points ago

In all fairness, I did not realize the paraphernalia was stolen until a few hours after the police came to take the report. There are probably more items, non-drug related items that are missing that I will never know about either -- I can't remember every singly item I've ever owned in my house. Was I supposed to call them up and tell them "hey guys, my bowls were stolen too!" C'mon. It is absolutely not a false report and I didn't omit it on purpose initially.

Are the police fucking me over? by unhapztomsin AskReddit

[–]unhapztoms[S] 0 points1 point ago

They are, in order to charge the suspects because thats all the suspect(s) admit to stealing, but much much more important and bigger items were stolen by him/her/them and I called the police as soon as I discovered the robbery and they came out and looked through they house and took a report. I have all documentation from the insurance company of the items (which for obvious reasons do not include the paraphernalia) that were missing. Apparently the paraphnernalia is currently the only evidence the police have as evidence to incriminate the suspect(s) that they were indeed the burglar(s). I am so raging mad right now. So much stuff was taken and I"m getting questioned about parahernalia.

Are the police fucking me over? by unhapztomsin AskReddit

[–]unhapztoms[S] 1 point2 points ago

I am absolutely not and denied it. But I know this suspect is responsible for it now because of what he admitted.

An incredible deformity found at the Mütter Museum of Medical Oddities in Philadelphia by jokes_on_youin WTF

[–]unhapztoms 1 point2 points ago

I live in Philly and lettuce and tomato on a cheesesteak is not weird. They're called "cheesesteak hoagies" and they're effin delicious. It's basically a cheesesteak with all the hoagie toppings -- L, T, onions, hot or sweet peppers. Leo's in Sharon Hill makes them, THE BEST. Got to get a shit ton of may on it too.

An incredible deformity found at the Mütter Museum of Medical Oddities in Philadelphia by jokes_on_youin WTF

[–]unhapztoms 0 points1 point ago

Or Phillip's on Passyunk. I think they're open 24/7, cos who doesn't need a cheesesteak at 6am? (My father routinely went there at 4 to 5am for cheesesteaks after working night shifts, technically his dinner)

For my cat's first birthday, here's a brief history of her inability to be normal. by darligulvstrandenin aww

[–]unhapztoms 0 points1 point ago

He was very good to the cat and worked in an office where he was able to bring him in to play with the office cats. From what I remember he bought him as a kitten. When we started dating is when his "piss on everything" territorial behavior started. I was even there when he took him to the vet to make sure he didn't have any infection or underlying medical problems. Not a thing. The cat was just mean and/or hated me.

TIL that 40% of college students will be considered alcoholics by the medical community next year. by iam4realin todayilearned

[–]unhapztoms 0 points1 point ago

Something similar happened to me in college. I visited the health center doctor because I had some kind of ear infection. It was the first time I was there so I had to fill out a shit ton of paperwork, any medicine I'm on, if I drink or do drugs etc. So the drinking question was something like "On average, how many drinks do you consume per week (this includes drinking to get drunk)." So I'm thinking ok drinking to get drunk means 6 or more beers for me, and I drink once or twice a weekend, but not every weekend, so I put down 6-12 beers on average because the question was so oddly worded. I was absolutely not drinking every single weekend, but if I did, 6-12 was the average.

When the doctor came in she fucking flipped and gave me all these drinking pamphlets and shit about diabetes. I was like are you serious? She straight up yelled at me.

For my cat's first birthday, here's a brief history of her inability to be normal. by darligulvstrandenin aww

[–]unhapztoms 6 points7 points ago

I had no idea cats could be that affectionate. Is this normal or not normal for most cats? I had a boyfriend who's cat would bite your feet while you slept and would piss on our clothing, and generally hated everything and everyone.

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