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My fucking stupid 18 year old son racked up $15K in credit card debt. Now the wife and I are arguing over it. What to do? by MySonIsFuckingStupidin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 0 points1 point ago

you gettin' trolled, troll!

My fucking stupid 18 year old son racked up $15K in credit card debt. Now the wife and I are arguing over it. What to do? by MySonIsFuckingStupidin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 1 point2 points ago

4 Old enough to have an 18 year old child and to pay $40k in tuition but gives a few responses that sound like they come from the mouth of a surly teen. Total horseshit.

My fucking stupid 18 year old son racked up $15K in credit card debt. Now the wife and I are arguing over it. What to do? by MySonIsFuckingStupidin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants -1 points0 points ago

Y'all postin' in a troll thread. OP is full of shit. This post is part of what is apparently Troll Askreddit Day and you guys are eating it up. Nobody who is old enough to have an 18 year old child and pays 40k/yr to send them to college goes online to call them fucking stupid and an idiot and asks a bunch of teens and 20somethings what to do about it. Look at the OP's few responses so far. That's not an adult speaking.

My fucking stupid 18 year old son racked up $15K in credit card debt. Now the wife and I are arguing over it. What to do? by MySonIsFuckingStupidin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 0 points1 point ago

Part of the parade of fake Askreddits today.

Reddit, My Family Tells Me Every Year I Was An Accident And Make My Birthday About A Dead Sibling by FlipItReverseItin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants -1 points0 points ago

Hey let's all watch you play stupid again. Gee golly gosh I'm just a teen everybody.

Reddit, My Family Tells Me Every Year I Was An Accident And Make My Birthday About A Dead Sibling by FlipItReverseItin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 2 points3 points ago

It's horseshit

Reddit, My Family Tells Me Every Year I Was An Accident And Make My Birthday About A Dead Sibling by FlipItReverseItin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants -1 points0 points ago

Bullshit. We don't love you and no one will love you? Bullshit. You're fishing for attention.

New to beer, need some recommendations by Forevernevermorein beer

[–]turkeypants 0 points1 point ago

Just saw a post here the other day about this. They've just started importing it. Do a search here and see if you can find it. They had a link to whatever importer or maybe distributor has it and that site had a find-our-beers function

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 0 points1 point ago

Since "the Miley Cyrus Did Salvia" story is most of my exposure to either of them, I feel OK about it.

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 0 points1 point ago

Marketing does work! Science.

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 0 points1 point ago

Except Tagalongs. They are fake ass bitches trying to fool people that they are thin mints.

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 0 points1 point ago

How can you taste them from that far away?

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 0 points1 point ago

Well those are actually the eggs of corn spiders, that's why.

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 0 points1 point ago

You must live in Australia because you've got this upside down, mate.

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants -3 points-2 points ago

Because Nazis

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 0 points1 point ago

tries this with shampoo

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 4 points5 points ago

No, that's to keep the gypsies away.

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 0 points1 point ago

It helped early humans transport heavy maps back before miniaturization.

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants -1 points0 points ago

Pizza and blowjobs

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants -1 points0 points ago

With crab juice

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 3 points4 points ago

And shoes

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 8 points9 points ago

The fear of getting caught...

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 12 points13 points ago

Science. Ruining shit for, like, ever.

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 1 point2 points ago

The Regulator. That's the uncovered foot.

I think that Gatorade tastes better when drank from the squeeze bottle. What most likely scientifically inaccurate belief would you defend to your grave? by day_bowbowin AskReddit

[–]turkeypants 1 point2 points ago

Scoobceleration.

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