My dad, crazy in a hilarious and awesome way.

When I was super tiny, my parents had a cow they later had slaughtered. For whatever reason, my dad had the tongue in a bucket of water outside. It was summer, and I was outdoors derping around, hanging out with my dad, when he took the tongue out of the bucket, held it close to his face, stuck out his tongue and waved it around at the cow tongue while making 'lublublub' noises. He put it back and turned around to do something, and tiny me proceeded to do the exact same thing. My mom was mortified, dad thought it was hilarious.

He's also made some fun modifications to his pickup truck. He put a wall-mounted candle sconce (complete with an actual candle) by his gas cap so he could 'find his gas cap in the dark.' He put a gun rack over the rear windows and modified some non-working rifles/shotguns. One had the barrel removed and replaced with a plunger. Another had the barrel removed and replaced with a long u-shaped pipe. This one he dubbed his 'birth control gun' to be used on any boyfriends of mine or my sisters who he disapproved of.

I'm sure I could think of others. My dad is awesome.