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Getting kicked out of my PhD program but Hornitos and burning stuff made it all better by Movianin drunk

[–]thealbinorhino 0 points1 point ago

I was going to end my night with a solid buzz, but for you, I am getting wasted. I'd buy you a pint, mate. Shit is unfortunate, regardless of the reason.

Even if all of this happened yesterday..

Hey reddit... I'm naked ;) (F) by eyeamsauronreturnsin gonewild

[–]thealbinorhino -2 points-1 points ago

She sucked the chrome off my trailer hitch.

Hey reddit... I'm naked ;) (F) by eyeamsauronreturnsin gonewild

[–]thealbinorhino -1 points0 points ago

I've hit that before.

Oh... there he is by Mrykst39in aww

[–]thealbinorhino 0 points1 point ago

Did he spend the entire dry cycle in there?

[21] [f] never been rated before!! by Alizabelin amiugly

[–]thealbinorhino 1 point2 points ago

I'd fuck you

What's the most pathetic attempt you've heard of to look manly. I'll start. by Sucka27in AskReddit

[–]thealbinorhino -2 points-1 points ago

This makes me sad to know some people really hate themselves. :(

My bad Maximus by deaftin funny

[–]thealbinorhino 0 points1 point ago

Benedict Cumberbatch?

Bass Homework - Week 1 by FiredFoxin basslessons

[–]thealbinorhino 1 point2 points ago

Your example sounds the same as the bassline in a Beatles song. Interesting.

What did you get your degree in vs. what do you do now? by derpstar_in AskReddit

[–]thealbinorhino 11 points12 points ago

Well God dammit

When I get a picture message from a wrong number... by Xposerin funny

[–]thealbinorhino 30 points31 points ago

You do not link to that subreddit under any circumstances.

hey...uh...ent by nickthegatorin trees

[–]thealbinorhino 2 points3 points ago

I bet you checked for GW posts. (Because that's what I did)

Sister Rage!! by SpacedBeaglein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]thealbinorhino 3 points4 points ago

My parents forgot to tell me that my sister was only my half-sister. I was about 12 when I found out. I should have picked up on the signs seeing as we're not the same skin colour...

Had sleep paralysis for the first time this morning. Who else has had this happen and what was their experience like? by sBACHin AskReddit

[–]thealbinorhino 0 points1 point ago

I just experienced sleep paralysis for the first time about 15 minutes ago. Naturally, I searched it on wikipedia/reddit. I felt like I was buzzing and I tried to sit up. I felt like I was sitting up but still felt like I couldn't move, which is where my brain told me I am probably still laying down unable to move - which I was. I could hear snoring which seemed to be coming from myself. Eventually I focused all my power on my right hand and lifted it up very slowly until I woke up. I was getting ready to try and yell for help!

This seems to be happening lately where I can feel my body fall asleep before I do. Though, this is the first time where I couldn't wake it back up.

To lazy to make a rage comic by 5ft11flipin drunk

[–]thealbinorhino 0 points1 point ago

You do not do this purposefully?

I just found out my roommate painted her room by L_and_Lin pics

[–]thealbinorhino 5 points6 points ago

Yes, I don't know any girls who like C&H and post it on their Facebook all the time.

Who is/was the weirdest kid in your school and what did they do? I'll start. (Possibly NSFW) by randomfoundationin AskReddit

[–]thealbinorhino 0 points1 point ago

Knew a kid who masturbated to hentai in class.

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