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Been unemployed since I finished college a year ago. WTF am I doing wrong?

the_shape 0 points1 point 18 hours ago[-]

I have had a good string of clients since I graduated in Spring 2009 from a SoCal university also. Having a hard time finding something I would enjoy but thanks a lot for your help.

This guy's a comedian from my area. I think he's pretty darn good.

the_shape 2 points3 points 1 day ago[-]

That kid is better than 90% of the comedians on TV. Lets make him famous.

Shadowbane Emulator live for a 1 week public test. Help bring back to life the greatest PvP game ever created! (more info in comments)

the_shape [S] 0 points1 point 1 day ago[-]

This is a copypasta from the Something Awful forums. All credit goes to [b]ipsum[/b] for creating this OP. I would love for redditors to join the goons in this game.

Shadowbane is a fantasy MMORPG that was released in 2003 with a fair amount of hype and proceeded to shun everyone who tried it due to a massive amount of bugs and a terrible UI. The game did however stay live until 2009 in which time the game was actually fixed. When the servers finally went down, a group of very dedicated people started working on an emulator. The emulator team has opened a server to the public for this entire week.

Official Website: http://www.shadowbaneemulator.com/ Official Wiki: http://morloch.shadowbaneemulator.c...title=Main_Page Official Ventrilo: vent.shadowbaneemulator.com:3918 Official IRC channel: irc.enterthegame.net #sbemu

Goon IRC: irc.synirc.net #shadowgoons link for lazy people Server Status: http://community.shadowbaneemulator...ead.php?t=13241

This sounds old and shitty and emulated why would I play this?

Despite the outdated graphics (which actually aren’t that bad screw the haters) and some terrible UI decisions (click to move), this is possibly one of the best PvP MMO’s of all time. With the minor exceptions of newbie island and one safehold, you are able to kill or steal from anyone, anytime, anywhere. There are player built cities in the world which can literally be smashed to pieces and stolen by rival guilds and this along with resource-producing mines (which gather resources for a guild and are vulnerable once a day) can lead to the greatest large scale pvp battles I have every seen (Eve has nothing on this). The other thing of note is the very deep character creation system which allows for very unique and viable characters (also complete gimps). Although a totally different system, shadowbane’s character creation system is comparable in depth to the one in Guild Wars. As you might imagine, this creates a constantly evolving metagame. You should know however that this game is terribly unfriendly towards newbies and as such this thread is mostly aimed at vets. Despite that, I will happily help anyone who jumps on irc and starts asking questions.

How to get on the Emu Server

First, you will need a patched copy of the Shadowbane - Thone of Oblivion client. If you can’t find one, you might be dumb - in which case you can check the emulator forums. Next, go here: http://community.shadowbaneemulator...ncement.php?f=4 and follow the instructions. Yes, that big red text is probably lying.

When you still can’t get on the server, spin around in your chair a few times and hop on irc with us or get on the official ventrilo server and complain about it.

My eyeeeeeeeeeeeessssss

Yea we get it, the UI blows. Fortunately you can customise the heck out of it to vastly improve stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4ip0Og87c

Important stuff

Use middle mouse to pan the camera also the wheel to zoom (same as live) There are conc pots and a bunch of basic gear in your vault Almost everyone is a caster since melee was screwed up for a few days also there is no way to get decent gear There is no loot/gold from mobs There is no xp penality for grouping (same as live) Use World Teleporters and Teleporters (intra-newbie island transit) to get places

List of annoying shit the emulator currently is missing/does

STEALING does not work currently Spells randomly fizz a lot - FIX: Sit down and stand back up if this happens like twice in a row There are no disc/vorg/r8 spawns ingame yet No runes yet either Attribute points get unassigned when you logout/crash Not all npc camps are the same Dodge/block/parry don’t seem to work I’ve never gotten blessed mending to work, other heals seem to be a 50/50 shot Bank doesn’t work, vault does Cannot pledge to NPC towns Bridges will still eat you and your firstborn

33 inmates died and more than 200 inmates were treated for injuries. None of the 12 officers taken hostage were killed, but seven were treated for injuries caused by beatings and rapes.

the_shape [S] 0 points1 point 1 day ago[-]

Are you serious? It's not like the word is being used in a comedic way. It's legitimately part of a true story. If you want to shield yourself from such things reddit.com might not be for you.

Look what my lovely neighbors sent me in the mail. "Re Marijuana Use"

the_shape 5 points6 points 2 days ago[-]

That seems like it might be an overkill. Safe, but an overkill.

Look what my lovely neighbors sent me in the mail. "Re Marijuana Use"

the_shape 5 points6 points 2 days ago[-]

It never failed me in college. Why do you say this?

33 inmates died and more than 200 inmates were treated for injuries. None of the 12 officers taken hostage were killed, but seven were treated for injuries caused by beatings and rapes.

the_shape [S] 2 points3 points 2 days ago[-]

Thank you! I think I'm going to read The Hate Factory instead, it's a first hand account by an inmate who participated in the ordeal. Can anyone who can read either comment?

33 inmates died and more than 200 inmates were treated for injuries. None of the 12 officers taken hostage were killed, but seven were treated for injuries caused by beatings and rapes.

the_shape [S] 8 points9 points 2 days ago[-]

After doing a bit more research it seems like 33 bodies were recovered and 3 inmates were missing and presumed dead, likely completely incinerated. It does beg the question though, if they aren't just chalking those inmates up in the total count could it have been possible these guys somehow figured out how to escape during the chaos? Highly unlikely but interesting enough I guess.

33 inmates died and more than 200 inmates were treated for injuries. None of the 12 officers taken hostage were killed, but seven were treated for injuries caused by beatings and rapes.

the_shape [S] 2 points3 points 2 days ago[-]

Yeah that one kind of stumped me too. But it kind of seems like that prison was overflowing with about 400+ inmates so paperwork was likely already a clusterfuck at that institution and if the inmates set fire to the records room or the info wasn't digitized somehow (1980 so it probably wasn't) they could have flat out been destroyed or any other number of scenarios are possible if they really could not identify some of the dismembered/burned bodies. Edit: even TIME reported that 33 was debatable. Chalk it up to the institution obviously not having any of their shit together.

Company of Heroes Online lead game designer killed saving his wife and unborn baby

the_shape 17 points18 points 2 days ago[-]

It goes without saying that you will die if you even consider buckling a seat belt. If you are strapped in how are you going to get ejected to safety? I should also note that true safety enthusiasts like myself break out all the windows in ANY moving vehicle we are in so that the glass does not impede the movement of my body flying to safety in a crash, should I ever get into one.

Company of Heroes Online lead game designer killed saving his wife and unborn baby

the_shape -2 points-1 points 2 days ago[-]

In no way shape or form was he just an all around good human. Video games ARE THE REASON his wife and child are alive today. Hrmph.

Company of Heroes Online lead game designer killed saving his wife and unborn baby

the_shape 1 point2 points 2 days ago[-]

Confucius has spoken!

Company of Heroes Online lead game designer killed saving his wife and unborn baby

the_shape 4 points5 points 2 days ago[-]

heh. sup bros just dropped in to post that i do in fact hang out with hot girls and i am NOT above telling them to be safe. lates.

33 inmates died and more than 200 inmates were treated for injuries. None of the 12 officers taken hostage were killed, but seven were treated for injuries caused by beatings and rapes.

the_shape [S] 8 points9 points 2 days ago[-]

I'm trying to find out more information about this riot. Specifically uncensored accounts of what happened.. I'm not really interested in what Google has turned up for me so far, which is a TIME article and countless "ghost stories" about the now abandoned jailhouse.

Pulled into a parking spot at LAX and saw the greatest car + vanity plate combo ever.

the_shape [S] 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

My brother in law says that this is the exact car that Biff was washing at the end of one of the movies. I haven't seen any of the Back to the Future movies in over ten years .. can someone confirm?

My WTF moment at the Disney Store...

the_shape 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

Magical keys are priceless. Send me a piece of paper with your soul signed to "the_shape" and I'll have my girlfriend who works in Downtown Disney get one.

My WTF moment at the Disney Store...

the_shape 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

How much would you pay for such a key...

My WTF moment at the Disney Store...

the_shape 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

Why do you think that? It has the same ratio of adult to kids rides as the Magic Kingdom. I guess it's not as cartoony in some parts but you still got the Bugs Life world in there, that Forest area, and the new Mermaid section. Hrmmm.. I guess it is more so "all ages"

My WTF moment at the Disney Store...

the_shape 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

Everyone of my friends has a season pass to Disney because we all live so close and if you are a SoCal resident and go on your birthday you get a 75$ ticket voucher which you can put towards a season pass (which conveniently costs $75 + $13 fee each month depending on your what package you choose). Taking MDMA+Mushrooms/LSD and going to Soaring over California & Bugs Life show are experiences I'll never forget. Also, DO NOT DRINK in the Disneyland parking lot. They have the fucking secret service watching you. I've gotten away with it but one time we had a packed suburban of idiots passing around a handle 100% inside our car, we had parked but hadn't stepped out yet. Within 10 minutes 3 black SUVs rolled up on us, and six guys that looked like secret service agents formed up behind us and some important lady with a pants suit on questioned us, checked our IDs, took away the season passes and we had to write an apology letter to get them back. I totally understand though, my friends aren't stupid immature drunks and we don't swear or talk about inappropriate things while around the children enjoying their day there, but it's nice to get a buzz and walk around one of the most famous places in the world, right in our backyard.

My WTF moment at the Disney Store...

the_shape 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

My girlfriend is a server (cast member) at House of Blues in Downtown Disney. I'm asking her about all the things I'm reading in this thread right now, including your response and she says that yup nothing has changed in ten years and while HoB doesn't deal with nearly the amount of lost children that the rest of the stores / restaurants in Downtown Disney they are trained to do basically what you just said, but in their restaurant and the area surounding HOB because it's off in it's own corner, kind of. Apparently even if you are on a break you have to get out on the floor and help track down the lost child.

If you are employed and worked in Downtown Disney, and I assume this goes for every single DL/DW affiliate, you are a "Cast Memeber" and are "On Stage" each time you step into public. Failure to act awesome all the time will get you fired for even one slip up.

My WTF moment at the Disney Store...

the_shape 3 points4 points 2 days ago[-]

You made me choke on my precious Mt. Dew you dick.

MACHETE. If you haven't watched this yet, you're missing out on the best movie of 2010.

the_shape 0 points1 point 5 days ago[-]

Far from the best.. Its very entertaining, tons of fun, and everything you expect from the 70s throwback novelty genre.

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