Congress Should Ban Armed Drones Before Cops in Texas Deploy One

Conor64 · 2 days

It's also not a minigun. Miniguns are also not illegal. Neither are Tommy guns. Neither are mortars and grenade launchers.* Even Molotov cocktails are legal, if you fill out the appropriate forms. It's all just really expensive and a lot of red tape.

*I mean at the federal level. States have their own laws as to if machine guns, short barreled rifiles, silencers, and destructive devices are legal.

Leuffen · 2 days

When my Grandfather joined the navy, he wrote "None" on the form for his middle name. All government paperwork after that point referenced his middle initial as "N", so he kept it.

DreadnaughtHamster · 3 days

I watched it in a theater last weekend. They're playing Super Mario Brothers this weekend

I finally noticed that the lawyer was wearing shorts in the helicopter ride in and in several other scenes, explaining why he was sitting on the toilet with shorts on when he gets eaten.

xxneonlove · 4 days

I have him tagged as "shower pooper". I don't remember why.

scytherscy · 4 days

Don't listen to them. You look amazing.

SarkastikAmbassador · 5 days

You're in a Johnny Cab!

ethicalking · 9 days

Does his version of events include the 911 dispatcher telling him to stay in his car and not follow Trayvon Martin? Because that's kind of a key point in the story of who is at fault.

pancaker · 13 days

Gotta love the fact that 5 dollar footlongs actually cost $6.50

mericuh · 27 days

Ass whiplash.

lightningmonkey · 28 days

I refrigerate my syrup but only because it keeps the ants off of it.

rawbamatic · 1 month

I have railed on against mandatory gratuity before, as gratuity implies gratitude which cannot be mandatory.*

If the bill says gratuity included, then that is the out the door price (unless the service went above and beyond OR we as a group were terrible people while in the restaurant, of course).

*Yes I know it actually means gratis, not gratitude, but shut up.

mrdizzy · 1 month

Actually early 90's m5's are super rare, only about 1600 of them were made for north america.

Flammy · 1 month

That's why the second contractor always charges more.

LyingUnderOath · 1 month

Drinking.

FrenchmanInOz · 2 months

I can sleep without a fan, it's just awkward.

Related sidenote: The sound of a datacenter puts me to sleep no matter how well rested I am.

Combustibutt · 2 months

Where is shitty_watercolor when you need him?

mordicaii · 2 months

Pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeno is the magic combination.

cheesewhiz-n-pickles · 2 months

I read this as "Repeats in mirror, holding his crotch"

It made no sense.

self_promotion · 2 months

I still do this

spambot6742 · 2 months

Unless you buy your tanks from a gas supplier, they are not going to be prefilled. Call your local suppliers and ask them, because how they deal with certain situations varies wildly with region.

I called my local gas supplier and they told me they sell cylinders, but the cost was so high they recommended just going on craigslist and buying a used one to exchange, as long as it wasn't stamped with "property of" their competitor.

Definitely call first though.

tenlow · 2 months

I've always wondered why it was allowed as a subreddit at all, since it only exists to game the system. It's defining principles are kind of against the entire idea of reddit.

Aw_Hell_Naw · 2 months

TIL Wisconsin is in the south.

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