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Apparently bottled water is the spawn of Satan - not sure is serious or not by Bushwarpin atheism

[–]team-esty 1 point2 points ago

As the creator of this infographic I must confirm that it is 100% serious business, just like everything else on the internet.

I Decided To Consume Only Conservative News Sources For A Week, Here's What I Learned by Googlepusin politics

[–]team-esty -1 points0 points ago

Not a conclusion that was proved. A suspicion that was disproved. Did you not read the bit where OP said he was expecting to find it all blown out of proportion and then found the reverse was actually the case? It's that little bit in THE WHOLE POST.

IAM Colin Mochrie AMA by IAmColinMochriein IAmA

[–]team-esty 19 points20 points ago

As the creator of French Erotic Film (and its sequels) I feel honoured and somewhat relieved that you've been entertained by your likeness' role in those nonsensical internet animations. I just want to thank you for appreciating FEF as a work of extreme silliness - and also for not suing me! (:

Engineer for President by ConnorLovesCookiesin gaming

[–]team-esty 0 points1 point ago

I think we can all agree that an Engie would make a great President, but unfortunately we'll never be able to decide whether he should be RED or BLU, which is the most important thing since both candidates are identical in terms of their policies.

[Shitty zoology] Some help identifying these species? by Hansafanin shittyaskscience

[–]team-esty 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh yes, these specimens are: 1) The mermaid-o'-two-tails 2) The rare alpine goatse gibbon 3) An ordinary camel exhibiting advanced signs of humpal male pattern baldness 4) A housecat getting in touch with its inner primate spirits by wearing a monkey fursuit 5) The very endangered exploding ocelot 6) The greater babvino, a kind of baboon known for drinking Italian wine.

My wife just had an Asian baby. We're both white. How did this happen? by whowantstoknowin shittyaskscience

[–]team-esty 5 points6 points ago

It's a fact that women give birth to babies of Asian ethnicity more than any other single ethnicity in the world, so it's to be expected, really. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Is eugenics the shit or what? by ergo456in shittyaskscience

[–]team-esty 0 points1 point ago

Indeed! And we wouldn't need dumb people to do all the dumb-people jobs because we could make robots to do them instead, since we'd all be smart enough to make our own robots.

How did lightning work before we invented electricity? by rzwin shittyaskscience

[–]team-esty 1 point2 points ago

In olden times, lightning was steam-powered. Obviously.

The Nigel Thornberry GIF Library! Labeled and alphabetized! by 4InchesOfuryin NigelThornberry

[–]team-esty 3 points4 points ago

Here's another My Little Pony one that I made recently. http://i.imgur.com/3B8QP.gif

Trolled by my sister by mipodin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]team-esty 0 points1 point ago

"It means bla bla..." That's the best description you could think of for your comic's explanation of the word, there? I'm not convinced that she actually did tell you. C'mon, own up. You STILL don't even know, do you? Hey, it's okay - you can ask Reddit. We'll tell you. Oh, how we will. >:3

The Conscientious Objector is a... by ddrsensationin tf2

[–]team-esty 11 points12 points ago

Did you see the hat their Engie was wearing? SO last sentry.

Spike's REAL letter. by Jacqlandin mylittlepony

[–]team-esty 9 points10 points ago

Mr Magnets is Rarity's gay friend of whom Spike is super jealous.

Dr Whooves speaks out about his secret shame. by team-estyin mylittlepony

[–]team-esty[S] 6 points7 points ago

Dr Whooves speaks out about his secret shame. by team-estyin mylittlepony

[–]team-esty[S] 8 points9 points ago

[]­(/noooo "The loader froze!")

(^ emote won't show an image, what am I doing wrong? :x )

Sophisticus (Hurrah!) by team-estyin videos

[–]team-esty[S] 2 points3 points ago

Hey Reddit, since so many of you are enjoying "Lord Emostabe", I thought you might also like "Sophisticus", an animated musical monoclefest that I made not too long before Emostabe. The resemblance is no coincidence - that's how I tend to draw sophisticated Englishmen! Roff roff roff!

Last night my wife asked me to show her "the grape stomping woman", what do you consider to be "the beginning of the internet" material? by FUNKYDISCOin AskReddit

[–]team-esty 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, this is the one I remember finding in 2003, although I did see the original music video with the leaf-wearing Japanese boy band some years later when I replaced my dialup with DSL.

Last night my wife asked me to show her "the grape stomping woman", what do you consider to be "the beginning of the internet" material? by FUNKYDISCOin AskReddit

[–]team-esty 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to go out on a limb and claim that for most of us, the beginning of the internet is not an internet meme, a viral video, or a shock site. It is the sound of a dialup modem connecting.

Last night my wife asked me to show her "the grape stomping woman", what do you consider to be "the beginning of the internet" material? by FUNKYDISCOin AskReddit

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Maddox's The Best Page in the Universe.

Say what you will about it now, but back then it was a big player in the internet lulz stakes.

Last night my wife asked me to show her "the grape stomping woman", what do you consider to be "the beginning of the internet" material? by FUNKYDISCOin AskReddit

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The actual Yatta music video, or Irrational Exuberance (starring Dave Thomas)?

Spike: Right-handed or left-handed? by team-estyin mylittlepony

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(But you can still train it to hit Ctrl-S and Ctrl-Z without even thinking about it.)

Spike: Right-handed or left-handed? by team-estyin mylittlepony

[–]team-esty[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting. This kind of training would only work on people who weren't naturally ambidextrous though, so it probably happens to left-handers more than right-handers. And, generally, left-handers just are more intelligent people anyway. ;)

If Spike were naturally ambidextrous (as opposed to having learned ambidexterity) he might have just stuck with being right-handed since there's no preference.

Spike: Right-handed or left-handed? by team-estyin mylittlepony

[–]team-esty[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Since it's a quill rather than a ballpoint pen, it's more like painting with a brush, as long as he holds the parchment straight. (I guess.)

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