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Yes! I'm finally well equipped for chafing, I can wear all the pretty dresses !!! by Conejita86in TwoXChromosomes

[–]sweatermaster 0 points1 point ago

I always just slap some deodorant on my inner thighs and that usually takes care of the problem. Smells nice to, so bonus!

I haven't made my bed in my entire lifetime because it doesn't make sense to me to tidy up a bed that you're just going to get into that night, so Reddit what are some fairly common practices you don't partake in and why? by ThaiOneOffin AskReddit

[–]sweatermaster 2 points3 points ago

I never say "bless you" when someone sneezes. I also never respond when someone says it to me. It makes no sense to me whatsoever. Why should someone bless me when I am having a perfectly normal bodily function? I don't need someone to say that to me after I cough or yawn, so why when I sneeze?

Boyfriend got his new vanity plates, does Reddit approve? by sweatermasterin funny

[–]sweatermaster[S] 0 points1 point ago

i'm looking in the window....you forgot about that one

Boyfriend got his new vanity plates, does Reddit approve? by sweatermasterin funny

[–]sweatermaster[S] 0 points1 point ago

if you can do whatever you want, why would you microwave an egg? i think there might be many better options than that...scramble it at least.

Boyfriend got his new vanity plates, does Reddit approve? by sweatermasterin funny

[–]sweatermaster[S] -1 points0 points ago

guess not! did it anyways...im such a bad gf

Boyfriend got his new vanity plates, does Reddit approve? by sweatermasterin funny

[–]sweatermaster[S] -1 points0 points ago

umm....what?? i got permission from the owner of the car...did you?? lol

Has anything like this ever happened to you, ladies? by iiinfiniteblissin TwoXChromosomes

[–]sweatermaster 8 points9 points ago

This happened to me once, but the people following me were flashing their brights and generally trying to drive me off the road. I drove to the nearest police station and as soon as I turned into the parking lot the assholes sped off. It was really scary! Just glad that I was close to somewhere safe....sorry this happened to you!

As much as it pains me to say by Divine_Damnationin SanJoseSharks

[–]sweatermaster 1 point2 points ago

I never thought in a million years that I would root for LA (any LA team for that matter) but it would be great to get the top seeded team out early.

I am extremely bored.... Ask me anything.. and i will answer :) by [deleted]in randomization

[–]sweatermaster -1 points0 points ago

I just got to work and I'm hungover....what is your best remedy?

Out of curiosity, how often do you get paid? by ragedredditerin self

[–]sweatermaster 0 points1 point ago

Every other Friday at 5 PM.

What is the worst excuse an Ex gave you for why you should break up? by einpersonin AskReddit

[–]sweatermaster 0 points1 point ago

A guy once broke up with me because he said I wore too many sweaters and looked like a teacher.....hence my fabulous user name! I master those damn sweaters!

I have grad photos tomorrow, which tie? It'll be worn with a white shirt by pugzlie18in fashion

[–]sweatermaster 3 points4 points ago

the far left tie for sure

what my Feb 14th will look like....[FIXED] by sweatermasterin funny

[–]sweatermaster[S] 0 points1 point ago

whoo hoo! I saw your post this morning and it made me think of this one....thanks!

what my Feb 14th will look like....[FIXED] by sweatermasterin funny

[–]sweatermaster[S] 1 point2 points ago

Nope, I'm a chick....sorry for the misleading username.

Just some friends on an adventure by zachattack9389in SanJoseSharks

[–]sweatermaster 2 points3 points ago

THIS IS AMAZING!! You just made my morning, thank you kind sir.

Just got pranked at work, any help getting back at these bastards? by sweatermasterin AskReddit

[–]sweatermaster[S] 0 points1 point ago

This is a good one, he is such an idiot he probably wont even get it.

Just got pranked at work, any help getting back at these bastards? by sweatermasterin AskReddit

[–]sweatermaster[S] 0 points1 point ago

Glitter him? How's that work?

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