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Do you consider fussy eaters rude? by CheatasaurusRexin AskReddit

[–]subtonix -30 points-29 points ago

Fucking faggots, the lot of 'em.

If you accidentally killed someone how do you think you would react? by lawlyousadin AskReddit

[–]subtonix -1 points0 points ago

Oh, did this once.

You get the shakes for a while then it passes. After a bit you stop thinking about it as a bad thing and just kinda laugh about it.

Heh

I'm going on a trip and need to carry my passport around...how do you do it discreetly and comfortably, Reddit? by lolkaitlynin AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

Stick it up your ass.

Yeah people, I'm still alive.

Taking Dilaudid and having a few Beers? by RC-Comptonin AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

That's whats up nigga. Bring a bucket.

Taking Dilaudid and having a few Beers? by RC-Comptonin AskReddit

[–]subtonix 1 point2 points ago

I suggest you stop being such a faggot.

Any Free ebooks on learning Buddhism by legend-aryin AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

Animal semen.

Reddit, my friend is trying to raise money for a trip to Honduras to help build schools for the children. Can you help raise the money? by fondaTHEhondain AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

I need money to help dig a well in africa, myself. I only need 50 more dollars and a hundred starving kids will live to see the next year. So GIMME GIMME GIMME

Does fapping make your penis smaller? by dlm2867in AskReddit

[–]subtonix 7 points8 points ago

Glad to see the caliber of questions has not diminished in my absence.

Any Free ebooks on learning Buddhism by legend-aryin AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I need to take a shower just replying to this.

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Reddit - What are your talents? by mkecrin AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

I can answer inane questions on the internet.

Reddit, it's been a while. What is your best sleepwalking story? I'll start. by calebungewitterin AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

I had a dream that I was eating a big marshmallow, and when I woke up I was standing over a sobbing and bleeding naked woman. Ha ha, good times. Blackout drunk counts as sleep-walking right?

Any Free ebooks on learning Buddhism by legend-aryin AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, it's like google was never invented. EL OH EL

What are the hard little chunks I find in bags of roasted sunflower seeds? by i1vanyain AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

Semen.

Animal semen.

Tips for public speaking? by martinx3xin AskReddit

[–]subtonix -1 points0 points ago

You will mess up because you don't know what you're doing. Try not to cry or vomit... But you know you will, because they are all judging you. Sleep tight. Given the subject matter the guidance counselor will likely want to talk to you after your break down. Hope this helped!

What are some of the coolest, unique, and relatively cheap decorations or furniture you've seen in a dorm room? by thecorksterin AskReddit

[–]subtonix -1 points0 points ago

A pyramid of beer cans brosef! Yeah, fucking extreme!

need to re-learn learning by the_wookie_of_mainein AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

I'll say.

What are the pros and cons of living alone? by sz123in AskReddit

[–]subtonix 3 points4 points ago

Pro: Your pets still get to eat when you're dead.

Help me athiesm by NastyParkin AskReddit

[–]subtonix -2 points-1 points ago

Wow, question of the year material right here.

Maybe you should take this to the other angsty teens over at /r/atheism

How can I tell someone I don't want to see anymore photos of their heinous baby without seeming like an a hole? by seymour_calkin AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

Punch the baby. Yell out "YEAH WELL, LOOK AT HIM NOW!" Better yet, do that while shaking the baby.

My Student, the 'Terrorist' --"Months after the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center, he wanted to examine the denial of civil rights and constitutional protections that Muslim groups across the political spectrum were facing in the United States." by raybansin TrueReddit

[–]subtonix -3 points-2 points ago

Okay, so your new metric is a 'civilized' country that persecutes people for ideology, with again, you claiming the US to be the worst offender. What? Do you expect me to defend this shit or waste time looking up sources and references to prove you wrong fro the sake of some pissing contest? Nope. You call it a thought crime, but when I let someone that just robbed a gas station hide out for a while, they call it aiding and abetting. Funny that. Dude got fucked over for being stupid. Happens everyday, but some people lack that thing called common sense. Deal with it.

Beautiful People of Reddit by lookalympicsin AskReddit

[–]subtonix 0 points1 point ago

What's the most interesting fact you know? by dontnoticemein AskReddit

[–]subtonix 2 points3 points ago

Non-English speakers describe the sound of people speaking English as the hissing of snakes. All those 's'es and such. Seriously, sound it out.

Anyone else getting tired of Jewish jokes in TV comedies? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]subtonix 5 points6 points ago

Fucking goyem.

Fun fact: Firefox spellcheck corrects 'goyem' to 'employee'.

Another Jew conspiracy, indeed.

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