Popular Gay Bar 'The Abbey' Bans Bachelorette Parties

BlankVerse · 1 day

Who's being intolerant of who? So you would call me intolerant if I banned you from saying the n word in front of black people?

I honestly feel bad for the club owners who have to actually say something. It's just plain common sense and decency that you should not celebrate a bachelorette party at a fucking gay bar. That's like celebrating a bachellorette party at a gay bar, there's no other way to complete that analogy because that's literally the shittiest thing you can do.

BlankVerse · 2 days

Good on them. It's pretty fucking tasteless to celebrate your marriage in front of a bunch of people who CAN'T get married.

I didn't even realize this was a thing, but now I'm kind of shocked that people would be so insensitive.

wildwildehorses · 3 days

First of all, tell your friend to relax.

This is how all great 80s comedies start. Someone fucks up royally and they need a big wad a of cash to get them out of this bind.

Luckily, the Heuristic Squelch is loaded with cheesy comedy writers who can dream up a cheesy, yet heartfelt, comedic solution to this problem. Except this time, they get to watch it play out in real life!

pierre_escargot12 · 3 days

this is my new favorite reddit colloquialism

TeganNichelle · 4 days

what's that from?

SaltyBabe · 6 days

upvote for the cute girl!

rtardriot · 6 days

Good on you dudes! This is really special. Don't take it for granted!

LogicaRex · 6 days

i filled my pool with Evian

J-TEE · 7 days

not mine, but my best friend and I lived in this co-op house in college where we had work duties.

we had a basement there that we would throw parties in and also random people would crash there from time to time (unannounced). one day he goes down there to do an hours worth of cleaning and finds 4 homeless crust punks banging this girl. he looks down and realizes the girl is his lab mate for one his classes. they make eye contact. the rest of the semester was pretty awkward for him.

just thinking of the look of disapproval on his face when he tells this story makes me laugh everytime.

igivefreetickles · 8 days

alone, no.

but together. yes you become "the twilight"

cjknjkn · 9 days

Gotta give that girlfriend consistency

girlfriends love consistency

spaceflunky · 9 days

haha this would be a good photo for that!

goddarnasian · 10 days

well it also could have been hot, a small amount of moisture from sweet can turn things really see through really fast.

that being said she should have 1. worn underthings that match the color of her skin, 2. worn a slip

as a side note, i was in russia few summers ago and doing this thing was very popular (wearing light colored semi-transparent dresses with dark skimpy underwear)

spaceflunky · 10 days

seen it twice already! and it happened to one of my friends too!

Then again so far this year I've logged 31 flights :/

JamesLiptonIcedTea · 12 days

Go somewhere in South America. Far and cheap! I think you'll find time is a bigger limiting factor, rather than money.

likelyunlikely · 14 days

you are not alone

Henco91 · 15 days

No. Actually what rich white Orange County people hate more than anything else: Mexico.

Ironic isn't it?

novalin · 16 days

TECH LYFE

novalin · 16 days

Big companies haven't moved into SF either. Most of the demand is being driven right now by Google/Facebook/Apple which are far down the peninsula.

If anything East Bay has created more jobs with biotech, pixar, non-profits, and the handful of startups that are there.

novalin · 16 days

i do it everyday. 1 hour each way. less than when i was commuting from cole valley

novalin · 16 days

that's some hardcore oakland hating right there.

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