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Springtime for Hitler, late 1920's. [620 x 921] by redthedain HistoryPorn

[–]sorryari 6 points7 points ago

Someone add a hilarious senior quote to this comment. I'm too lazy.

Home hair removal by greyhound30in TwoXChromosomes

[–]sorryari 0 points1 point ago

I have been meaning to try this but I haven't had the money lately. It's supposed to work but you would have to continue to wax/pluck and then apply the lotion.

When did you finally decide it was time to break off a friendship? by MechanicalTortoisein AskReddit

[–]sorryari 0 points1 point ago

One day I realized that I wasn't her friend, I was her taxi and her bank. Hanging out with her meant driving her around town and giving her money.

Just an observation about the Avengers movie. by Monkthemonkeyin movies

[–]sorryari 1 point2 points ago

Could you explain further, I'm confused about what you mean.

For any fans of Cormac McCarthy, this is pretty interesting. by ilovehandlesin literature

[–]sorryari 2 points3 points ago

These lectures look interesting, though I'm a little put off by the fact that I can't hear the discussion with the students. I feel like I'm only hearing half a conversation.

So Reddit, what's the weirdest dream you have ever had? by john0703in AskReddit

[–]sorryari 1 point2 points ago

A few days ago I had a dream that Professor Mcgonagall told me it was ok to skip my morning class. I woke up and considered it until I remembered that I had a final that day.

I vote art. by art_or_infringementin funny

[–]sorryari 5 points6 points ago

Here is the Artist's facebook. It's for an exhibit at the Gallery 1988. The rest will be up online later, I think Saturday. But I've found no proof of that.

ninja edit: mixed up words

Mother of god... by Picklenatorin doctorwho

[–]sorryari 1 point2 points ago

There are filming the new season in New York..

400 vulvas! I wish I had a cast of MY vulva... by literatusin TwoXChromosomes

[–]sorryari 7 points8 points ago

But I must know! Tell me you have a picture.

What is the best comeback you have ever heard? by Gimmetheconein AskReddit

[–]sorryari 2 points3 points ago

Background: I was working at a diner and had been really quiet all day because I was mad about something. (no idea why now)

Pregnant Waitress walks over: her sorryari lets play the quiet game. Oh never mind you won.

Me: Why don't we play the keep your pants on game. oh never mind you lost.

She actually laughed and we're really good friends now.

"You gotta deal with it!" Is Korra's thing, you gotta deal with that! by Respondorin TheLastAirbender

[–]sorryari 1 point2 points ago

Korra: Making everyone else deal with it so she doesn't have to.

Guy friends. by MarlieLynnein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]sorryari 24 points25 points ago*

Especially if the female friend is ugly.

Oh wait was I supposed to be sarcastic and not think of a specific example...

edit; I am bitter and drunk.

Queen Elizabeth II, Queen Mary, and the Queen Mother at the funeral of King George VI, 1952 [700x909] by AmericanSuitin HistoryPorn

[–]sorryari 1 point2 points ago

I am really tired at the moment so for a second I read the title as "Queen Elizabeth I", I think it's time to get off of reddit.

A sex meme by brody10123in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]sorryari 1 point2 points ago

That looks like a 2 headed hot dog..

Got an email asking if I would like to donate my eggs. What do you think, Reddit? by lilmissie365in AskReddit

[–]sorryari 0 points1 point ago

I think that after realizing how much debt I'm going to be in after both college and gradate school I'm seriously going to look into this.

What's your best "Wish I hadn't said that..." story? by theknightwhosays_neein AskReddit

[–]sorryari 0 points1 point ago

I'm vise president of a club on our campus. In a meeting with our president and an adviser, our president said we needed to tell the campus a little white lie. I was afraid of the school finding out and getting into trouble. Our president assured me that if that happened he would tell everyone that I had no idea and was following orders. My mind at ease I responded with "I can do that, I can follow orders. I would have been a good Nazi."

What etiquette rule do you wish more people were aware of? by superjsuhin AskReddit

[–]sorryari -2 points-1 points ago

Actually it was Applebee's. But it was during the week and it was really slow. like 5 other tables besides ours.

What etiquette rule do you wish more people were aware of? by superjsuhin AskReddit

[–]sorryari 0 points1 point ago

I used to buss tables. You could always tell when customers also worked in a restuarant because the table would be clean and orderly. No food on the table, silverware in the glasses, plates stacked. Loved it.

What etiquette rule do you wish more people were aware of? by superjsuhin AskReddit

[–]sorryari 0 points1 point ago

I recently went out to eat with a friend and her 2 year old son. He spent the bulk of the time trying to climb over the booth and then running around. Thankfully the waitress thought he was adorable, we still gave her $15 tip on a $36 bill.

Also, working in a restaurant I have to say I don't fine it so bad when it's younger children. Or if the choice is between running around or spending the entire meal screaming.

I just saw a bus driver TURN OFF THE BUS to get a dude to turn down his music, what other civil service badassery have you seen lately? by ihavenocakedayin AskReddit

[–]sorryari 26 points27 points ago

Since it was very late, the buses were coming half an hour apart.

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I know I live in a shitty city when I hear about other bus services. Our buses normally run every half and hour, after 6 it's every hour, then they stop running at 9.

I QUIT!!! by letterbee23in WTF

[–]sorryari 63 points64 points ago

A friend of mine worked as a janitor in a church a year or so ago. One day he told me the story of a woman he dubbed The Mad Pmser

The first week he began his job he noticed a strange smell in the women's bathroom. One day after deciding to scrub the toilets he discovered why. Stuck to the back of the toilet were 5 or so used tampons. Disgusted he cleaned them up thinking that was the end of the incident. A few weeks later the bathroom again smells and sure enough stuck to the back of the toilet is another tampon. Again he cleans, yet moth after month this women continues to do it. He knows her schedule better than she does and can anticipate after which sunday service the tampon will appear. He ends the story by telling me she must be pregnant because there haven't been any tampons in a while.

If Harry Potter Was an 80s Teen Flick by afox7930in movies

[–]sorryari 2 points3 points ago*

The nostalgia hurts. Will have to cure it by watching the movie over and over again. I hope it's still as cool as I remember...

Edit: It's not.

If Harry Potter Was an 80s Teen Flick by afox7930in movies

[–]sorryari 2 points3 points ago

I love the music from this video. It makes it so much more believable.

My awesome sister made me this Tom Baker scarf by slimindiein doctorwho

[–]sorryari 2 points3 points ago

I don't know, I like that it's almost the perfect size to be worn daily without getting weird looks about why the scarf is trailing on the ground.

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