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Get your fresh greens here by Foldedpaperin WTF

[–]soothslayer 0 points1 point ago

I have long held that the ultimate expression of love is being kissed by a snotty two-year old and waiting until they look away before wiping the mucus from your mouth and face.

This always bugs me. Universal Up. by Jebus812in scifi

[–]soothslayer 0 points1 point ago

So a battle of Death Stars, then.

This always bugs me. Universal Up. by Jebus812in scifi

[–]soothslayer 3 points4 points ago

What did he say?

This always bugs me. Universal Up. by Jebus812in scifi

[–]soothslayer 246 points247 points ago

The Borg got it right. In space, an aerodynamic design is no more useful than a giant cube.

My uncles getting married in NY after being together for 20 years. by nerdtastic91686in pics

[–]soothslayer -1 points0 points ago

I'm glad we finally live in a world where two homeless people can be joined in the holy bond of matrimony.

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The eclipse filtered through the leaves of my neighbor's tree onto my neighbor's car. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by soothslayer to pics

What's one characteristic about people that you hate? by jddjin AskReddit

[–]soothslayer 0 points1 point ago

Casual lying. When someone lies to someone else and winks at me because I know they're lying and they want to signal that they know I know. I immediately do a mental review of everything they've ever said to me to try to identify the inevitable thing that they were lying to me about.

Don't fuck with Karma. by Microsofttin funny

[–]soothslayer 0 points1 point ago

Sure, but certainly not enough to control an entire squadron.

This happened while playing on a claw machine, is this why I never win a prize? by cannedtomatoesin AskReddit

[–]soothslayer 495 points496 points ago

Ah, the old Kobyashi Maru approach.

This girl I know is an elementary school teacher and one of her students wrote this "apology" letter. by crispyjunglein funny

[–]soothslayer 0 points1 point ago

Me and Liam are going to fuck you up.

Just a photo of my Dad spending the day with the first man and last man to walk on the moon. by Zero7COin space

[–]soothslayer 1 point2 points ago

Jack Schmitt was the last man to walk on the moon as far as he and I are concerned.

The Memo That Never Was To Be Seen (ST:TNG casting) by sadz79in scifi

[–]soothslayer 33 points34 points ago

Shut up J. D. Roth.

Sleepover! by ostrichyin pics

[–]soothslayer 1 point2 points ago

It's cats all the way down.

If Pixar was ballsier, this is what they'd make by hypoid77in videos

[–]soothslayer 0 points1 point ago

You put Clancy Brown in it and I will watch it every time.

Man pickets restaurant for all-you-can-eat policy after eating 12 pieces of fish and being offered 8 more for the road. by bassgoonistin offbeat

[–]soothslayer 105 points106 points ago

Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected from the restaurant.

Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.

Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, I remind you that you are under oath.

Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.

Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?

Marge: [crying] We went...fishing.

Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who has had all he could eat?

Who loves short shorts [NSFW:Gore] by Erobrein funny

[–]soothslayer 0 points1 point ago

It sure seemed like he had a product placement deal with McD's back in the day.

What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

[–]soothslayer 1 point2 points ago

I bought the cheap toilet paper once. Once.

The most dangerous amusement park in American history by ac91in offbeat

[–]soothslayer 5 points6 points ago

I want to go to there.

Kim Kardashian's IMDb profile before her lawyers had it taken down by HappyAssassinin funny

[–]soothslayer 10 points11 points ago

Currently in the quotes section:

I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he's rescued me.

I'm going to guess there isn't much chance of that wish coming true.

Can we all agree this is a slight overreaction (Petition for the removal of adoption joke from The Avengers)? by OnlyWonderBoyin movies

[–]soothslayer 1 point2 points ago

You never go full adopted.

A list of nicknames given to family, politicians, journalists by George W. Bush. by Athardudein offbeat

[–]soothslayer 1 point2 points ago

What you describe appears to be essentially what transpired.

A list of nicknames given to family, politicians, journalists by George W. Bush. by Athardudein offbeat

[–]soothslayer 0 points1 point ago

Judge for yourself - Boxer on the left, Feinstein on the right.

A list of nicknames given to family, politicians, journalists by George W. Bush. by Athardudein offbeat

[–]soothslayer 21 points22 points ago

For most of the first decade of the new millennium, we had a gregarious middle-schooler as our President.

What are your favorite foreign idioms and phrases? by perrysixin AskReddit

[–]soothslayer 0 points1 point ago

Horses for courses.

You have to apply the right tool for the job or the right person for the task.

Just hanging with my buddies Neil Degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye after a bike race. NBD. by coinlaundryin pics

[–]soothslayer 1 point2 points ago

I haven't met NdGT, but I have met Wil Wheaton, so I'm doing OK.

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