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Male Redditors: What fashion trend among women do you dislike the most? by jackyain AskReddit

[–]smellyinvegas 0 points1 point ago

Why do most guys hate uggs on a girl? I'm a guy, and as long as they're not really dirty I think they're sexy. I'm not exactly sure why. They look awful on any guy that thinks he can pull them off...but as long as a girl is wearing skinny jeans or a miniskirt or something, I really like them. Anyone else agree?

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/244425-ugg-boots-sexy.html Mila Kunis and Hillary Duff are pulling them off really well, the rest of the celebrities look pretty bad.

Mitt, Newt, or Obama? And why? by smellyinvegasin AskReddit

[–]smellyinvegas[S] 0 points1 point ago

Good call sorry I forgot

Reddit, what are some sexual experiences for you that seemed a lot better 'on paper' before you did them? One for me would be having sex in the shower. by translucentin AskReddit

[–]smellyinvegas 7 points8 points ago

I had a much better experience. We used a cock ring with a vibrating clit stimulator, and we both loved it. I was hard as a rock and could last as long as I wanted, and she got a little something extra everytime there was full penetration. Was a total win.

What band do you like that not many people know about? Link us to some music! by 20studin AskReddit

[–]smellyinvegas 1 point2 points ago

Kasabian is pretty sweet. Their music has been in a lot of movies, but most people wouldn't recognize the name. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY4_Sh55hd0

Rate your current job /10 on its pay, how tough the work is, and your jobs "cool factor". by i-am-the-walrus789in AskReddit

[–]smellyinvegas 0 points1 point ago

Las Vegas Nightclub Host: Wage - 1/10 the pay is shit right now, but someday I might make salary. Toughness - 3/10 it's pretty easy, but you must have thick skin and sales ability. Cool Factor - 9/10 I'm really not into clubbing, but when I need to get into one it's cool busting out a business card, getting in for free, and skipping the 2 hour wait in general admission.

You know that song you've played 50 times this week? Yeah post that. by AncillaryCorollaryin AskReddit

[–]smellyinvegas 0 points1 point ago

Black Keys - Never Gonna Give You Up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVyPBiD2rAg I friggin crapped myself when I heard this. Take a page straight out of what I imagine 1950 sounded like...

Reddit: Gimme some Vegas Stories. by Echomatrixin AskReddit

[–]smellyinvegas 0 points1 point ago

I snagged a couple of girls at a club, turned out to be sisters and one of them was like 5ft 90 lbs. I danced with the other who was super hot and ended up making out while dancing the whole time. we went to find her sister who also found a guy to dance with, and she was half unconscious in his arms (she only had like 2-3 drinks but was a tiny person). when we walked her outside, both club security and hotel security freaked out because she was unconscious and sat her down in a chair. they were examining her and trying to talk to her, so I took a few steps back because they would kick my ass if I tried to stop them from doing their job. a few minutes in and she starts to come to, trying to stand up and walk away with her sister. security stopped what they're doing and told me if she's trying to walk away on her own power they're not allowed to stop her. so the girls are walking away and I'm still standing next to security, look over at the chair where she was sitting and think to myself, "what the hell is that on the chair? Is that puke? I don't remember seeing her get sick..." so I run after the girls and notice on the back of her legs is definately a trail of something that should normally go in the toilet. I helped them walk back to their hotel room where we threw the girl on the bed. her sister put pajama pants and a shirt on her with a little help from me. we spent the next few hours dry humping on the other bed because it was her time of the month and wouldn't go all the way with me. at 5:30am she kicked me out of the room so that when her sister woke up I wouldn't be there because that's a fairly embarrassing night to talk to a stranger about. so I slept in my truck during december with nothing but a really light jacket. Long story short: girl shat herself in public, I didn't get laid, and slept outside in 30 degree weather. Thank you Vegas.