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I think my girlfriend has found someone else. Should I let her be happy? by CheatedOnGuyin relationships

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

Don't get me wrong - the sex is still great when I see her and we have a really good time, but I can tell he's always on her mind.

Mainly because she's fantasising about him when she's having sex with you. Like you said, he's always on her mind.

You will kick yourself if you give her up for something that might just be infatuation, but then again, she seems prone to that; it's how you two ended up together as well.

I think she's cheating on you. Ask yourself the question: when you were carrying on in secret, were you cheating? Yes. Well, she learned from the best how to do it in secret, so she's doing it with him against you right now. Why would a leopard change her spots?

This is one of those things where you need to be the bigger man and just let it go.

What song have you known for a long time, then eventually discovered was about something you didn't know? by smacksawin NFLOffTopic

[–]smacksaw[S] 0 points1 point ago

No, I do know them. Met them several times, in fact! Fun guys. I used to go to a lot of ska shows.

I do vaguely remember that song.

Pictures I took of the 2012 Gumball 3000 checkpoint in Niagara Falls by DKTimin Autos

[–]smacksaw 1 point2 points ago

Good luck to all of them. It's a shame this is so public now, cops are going to be up their asses.

First Time DMing (Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 2E) by BipBopBoopin rpg

[–]smacksaw 2 points3 points ago

Everyone makes two characters.

You make NPCs and play them.

Kill their characters as the rules demand.

Hand them the NPC sheet if they are out of characters.

Warhammer is pointless if you neuter the mortality of it. They are noobs. They will kill themselves with foolishness. Let it happen.

Why are Montreal apartments described as 1 1/2, 2 1/2, etc.? by smaller_and_smallerin montreal

[–]smacksaw -3 points-2 points ago

We need:

0/1: studio with a full bath

0/0.5: studio with a half bath

1/1: 1br with a bath

1/0.5: 1br with a half bath

2/1: 2br with a bath

3/1: 3br with a bath

3/1.5: 3br with a master bath and a shared half bath

Etc

Normal stuff.

Brandon League loses closer job by Depreciatedin fantasybaseball

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

At least he's still in The League...yeaaaah'll show myself out.

1972 Datsun 240Z by louiebaurin Autos

[–]smacksaw -1 points0 points ago

Very well-done, though I think I'd prefer one or the other: spare no expense to make it original it simply make it badass regardless of the parts originality.

Who are some of the most underrated quarterbacks of all-time? by innnikkiin nfl

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

Couple of guys.

First, Captain Comeback, Jim Harbaugh. He was an electric player. Just magical. He sort of reminds me of a Kyle Orton where he should have gotten his chance, but kept getting discarded and didn't deserve that crap.

Second, Stan Humphries. He wasn't great, but he was very good and absolutely made the Chargers a good team. He was a nice fit.

Third, Brad Johnson. Here's a guy who just got it done. He wasn't the perfect physical specimen, but he understood the game. As long as you didn't ask too much of him, he was fine. He could find that extra gear, but you didn't want to redline it with him too much.

Who are some of the most underrated quarterbacks of all-time? by innnikkiin nfl

[–]smacksaw 2 points3 points ago

With Rich Gannon, we always knew he had talent. The same goes with Orton.

Either of those guys can play if you give them the tools.

Who are some of the most underrated quarterbacks of all-time? by innnikkiin nfl

[–]smacksaw -1 points0 points ago

I can't agree with Brunell. Matt Schaub is like Brunell Jr.

Mark would give you 330 yards and 4 TDs or he'd give you 80 yards and 4 INTs.

When he was bad, he was awful. You don't remember that, but I and plenty of other people do, which is why we'll never seriously consider him as underrated.

Want to say the most inconsistent QBs? You've got my vote there. But if you must say he's underrated, you must also say he's even more overrated for his awful showings.

When he was bad, he was unforgivable.

Who are some of the most underrated quarterbacks of all-time? by innnikkiin nfl

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

There's a lot of Raiders from that era who didn't make it and should have.

A lot of Cowboys and Steelers as well.

Seriously, shit like this pisses me off. by LinuxUser4Lifein nfl

[–]smacksaw 22 points23 points ago

VIOLENCE AGAINST DOGS IS WRONG!

Solution:

VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE!

Arian Foster wants to do a fan Q&A. Lets get him to do an AMA. Tweet him! by Mercadesin nfl

[–]smacksaw -34 points-33 points ago

Arian, www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball is where you want to be. We'll ask the questions about fantasy football and you can provide us with hilariously humiliating answers.

What say you?

Alright /r/burlington, lets talk about the sad state of affairs in the most wonderful town in VT by cpujockeyin burlington

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

I think it's a culture clash.

The way this has all gone down is...unnecessary.

What do we know about VT? Well, for starters, people are moderate, non-confrontational and not appreciative of dramatics/theatrics.

I just...I don't know how it's gotten to this. But what makes Vermont special is that it's supposed to be above this stuff. Either Vermonters have become complacent and people have had to become more extreme to get noticed, or extreme measures are completely unbecoming to how things are done.

Alright /r/burlington, lets talk about the sad state of affairs in the most wonderful town in VT by cpujockeyin burlington

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

Do they have a point? That's the question.

Is VT/BTV equipped with the design of social services to absorb immigrants properly?

Ex broke up with me because she wanted to see if she could do better. by tmute1in amiugly

[–]smacksaw -1 points0 points ago

Just make a decision with your facial hair. That's all.

[f] Honest opinions, please? by HaileyCElderin amiugly

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

The fat has to go. You have awesome bone structure just being masked by fat.

If you were less than 8/10 after losing 50lbs I would be surprised.

Am i ugly? 16M by TheOneHighlanderin amiugly

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Just try to clean up your look and come up with a style of some sort and stick to it.

Otherwise, hit the gym or wait for the baby fat to melt off. Hitting the gym may not get rid of it, either.

I think a looser shirt would look better on you as well. Go for the athletic fit when you've got an athletic build.

[M24] honesty appreciated... by yornoin amiugly

[–]smacksaw -3 points-2 points ago

Rhinoplasty is not a sin...

[M] 21 Shaved or No Shave by tacopower535in amiugly

[–]smacksaw -1 points0 points ago

If you're going to do the facial hair, do it longer.

In need of some honestly (F) by tinap1993in amiugly

[–]smacksaw -1 points0 points ago

Yes, I was going to say that your figure was perfect, but that you needed to do a bit more with your expressions. Since you said it..."Lisa needs braces...dental plan"

Do that.

Also, your hair is a bit thin and flat, which is always hard to make behave, so a longer style with bangs might be better.

F(16) (Not a jet) by this_is_my_rifle_in amiugly

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

You look a bit older for your age. Since you are 16, make it a point to look somewhat similar to your age.

Don't be frumpy. Get some fun clothes. Get frames that aren't "30-something insurance adjuster"...

I think you're relatively pretty, but you have a good canvas in that you could do just about anything you wanted to do with your looks. I hope you use that to your advantage, because what you are now is a baseline. It will only go up if you do it right. If you want to be pretty, it means standing out. So make an effort to look outstanding!

17/F- Going off to college soon and I need some tips on how to look good. by iamnotakitty9000in amiugly

[–]smacksaw 0 points1 point ago

I want to be all pretty and presentable.

You will be, in time.

I wear contacts already, and I am working on losing weight so I can lose my "baby face."

That's part of it, but I think it's also just being young. It takes time for some kids to outgrow that, so please be patient and don't go all "friends of Ana" on us, ok?

You'll continue to develop in time. It's like a frog boiling in water. You know that one, right? Eventually...HOT!

You just raise the temperature gradually and the frog won't notice until he's boiled and dead.

You'll just raise the temperature gradually until one day you're hot.

[M], 19. Been feeling lonely after some comments from female friends. by JollyOldBoganin amiugly

[–]smacksaw 9 points10 points ago

Whatever. You look like you should be working for Abercrombie.

Male 25. Lots of bits I would change, but the overall is okay right? by throwaway3266in amiugly

[–]smacksaw 1 point2 points ago

Everything's cool mate. Only suggestion is the next time you do Adam Ant, make sure to wear a really bad toupee ;D

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