Just a picture of a spiny orb-weaver. I really couldn't believe the quality available in a tiny camera phone. Technology, you make me so hard.

ToplessEskimo · 2012-05-27T01:40:41.989629+00:00

Why does that little thing have to be so scary-looking?

chewbaccathewookie · 2012-05-27T01:32:41.555851+00:00

I first read the title as "...proposed naming..."
Wow, what a dick.

Turns out to be one of the rare TILs I like.

jumbo-shrimp · 2012-05-26T18:21:06.399805-07:00

I laughed twice.

Once at the gif, and once remembering my friend Lew walk into a closed sliding glass door.

peekandplay · 2012-05-27T01:17:14.743845+00:00

You are fantastic!

Thanks for all the peeks!
When do you want to play?

RegalTerror · 2012-05-27T01:16:18.739349+00:00

Beware of irresistability!

homelandsecurity__ · 2012-05-27T01:13:53.039262+00:00

And when they're stuck in traffic together, there might be trouble with that whole "thou shalt not kill" thing.

Brouje · 1 day

She should be.
(Your friend is the girl in the pink top and denim shorts, right?)

KingdomKey · 1 day

Mmmm... does look a tit nipply in there.

Lovely!

asdfasdfvful · 3 days

When I eat spicy food, behind me I've got my own ring of fire...

MrAvenger83 · 7 days

I think the 'Mr' in your name is confusing.
But I think I like.

ArtlessDevBoy · 9 days

Awwwww!

russellday · 9 days

Ha!

I say Yew Nork!

Panda_De_Guerre · 10 days

I dunno what the fuss is about.
I'm flexible.

jenmarie27 · 10 days

I'd certainly like to be there!

slimjames · 10 days

If I had a hairbrush...

I wouldn't brush your hair either.

aliceinwonderlandX0 · 12 days

Hi!
Can I call you Tuesdays?

You look great! Thanks for posting!

orgasmdotcom · 16 days

Thanks for answering both my questions.
Use this to go for a raise!

cronoizm · 16 days

What the hell did you write on that car?
It's like it's not even English!

jokes_on_you · 16 days

That has the weirdest boner right now.

JimKB · 16 days

The priests are so friendly, but they keep humping my leg.

orgasmdotcom · 16 days

I have another question. I noticed that your account is pretty old.

Can you point us to a post or account you've had on reddit that was made for your line of work?

gonzales82 · 16 days

That's a great pic.

It's affected a bit by the voice of the Wicked Witch I hear in my head going, "poppies... PAHppies... "

dancinarmadillo · 16 days

You are fantastic.

Thanks for sharing your bod! (Even though you tease with that question... I mean, c'mon, if the answer is 'yes,' are you gonna give me a taste?)

orgasmdotcom · 16 days

Do you tell dates where you work?

Has being around sex all the time done anythig to your libido? (How was your sex life before and after you started there?)

What are your fetishes? Has work introduced you to anything new to you that you like?

nigelandtheghost · 16 days

(Link not safe)

slimjames