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TIL that Sir George Everest opposed the naming of Mount Everest in his honour because it could not be translated into Hindi or pronounced by the native people. by chewbaccathewookiein todayilearned

[–]slimjames 0 points1 point ago

I first read the title as "...proposed naming..."
Wow, what a dick.

Turns out to be one of the rare TILs I like.

Apparently the ice was too thick... by jumbo-shrimpin gifs

[–]slimjames 0 points1 point ago

I laughed twice.

Once at the gif, and once remembering my friend Lew walk into a closed sliding glass door.

It was moving day. I think I'll just stay in here [f]or a few hrs... by peekandplayin gonewild

[–]slimjames -1 points0 points ago

You are fantastic!

Thanks for all the peeks!
When do you want to play?

Beware of Dog by RegalTerrorin aww

[–]slimjames 4 points5 points ago

Beware of irresistability!

Carpool straight to hell. by homelandsecurity__in funny

[–]slimjames 0 points1 point ago

And when they're stuck in traffic together, there might be trouble with that whole "thou shalt not kill" thing.

My friend is really proud of his body. by Broujein funny

[–]slimjames 12 points13 points ago

She should be.
(Your friend is the girl in the pink top and denim shorts, right?)

[F]My room's a bit chilly.. by KingdomKeyin gonewild

[–]slimjames 1 point2 points ago

Mmmm... does look a tit nipply in there.

Lovely!

Volcanoes by asdfasdfvfulin funny

[–]slimjames 0 points1 point ago

When I eat spicy food, behind me I've got my own ring of fire...

What does reddit think? by MrAvenger83in gonewild

[–]slimjames 1 point2 points ago

I think the 'Mr' in your name is confusing.
But I think I like.

How does she always know!? by russelldayin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]slimjames 9 points10 points ago

Ha!

I say Yew Nork!

In the interest of accurate post titles - "Acceptably Sized Female" by Panda_De_Guerrein RealGirls

[–]slimjames 1 point2 points ago

I dunno what the fuss is about.
I'm flexible.

feeling [f]risky, wishing a certain someone was here. by jenmarie27in gonewild

[–]slimjames 0 points1 point ago

I'd certainly like to be there!

I never brush my hair. by [deleted]in gonewild

[–]slimjames 0 points1 point ago

If I had a hairbrush...

I wouldn't brush your hair either.

Because (f)uck Tuesdays! by aliceinwonderlandX0in gonewild

[–]slimjames -1 points0 points ago

Hi!
Can I call you Tuesdays?

You look great! Thanks for posting!

IAmA 24 yo girl who works in the offices of Orgasm.com AMAA by orgasmdotcomin IAmA

[–]slimjames 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for answering both my questions.
Use this to go for a raise!

When I make a grammar mistake on a post by cronoizmin funny

[–]slimjames 0 points1 point ago

What the hell did you write on that car?
It's like it's not even English!

Please touch gently by jokes_on_youin WTF

[–]slimjames 188 points189 points ago

That has the weirdest boner right now.

The Teacher Pet by JimKBin comics

[–]slimjames 80 points81 points ago

The priests are so friendly, but they keep humping my leg.

IAmA 24 yo girl who works in the offices of Orgasm.com AMAA by orgasmdotcomin IAmA

[–]slimjames 13 points14 points ago

I have another question. I noticed that your account is pretty old.

Can you point us to a post or account you've had on reddit that was made for your line of work?

A U.S. Army Officer walks through a poppy field. Kandahar, southern Afghanistan, April 2012. by gonzales82in pics

[–]slimjames 6 points7 points ago

That's a great pic.

It's affected a bit by the voice of the Wicked Witch I hear in my head going, "poppies... PAHppies... "

(F)ind something you'd like to lick? by dancinarmadilloin gonewild

[–]slimjames 0 points1 point ago

You are fantastic.

Thanks for sharing your bod! (Even though you tease with that question... I mean, c'mon, if the answer is 'yes,' are you gonna give me a taste?)

IAmA 24 yo girl who works in the offices of Orgasm.com AMAA by orgasmdotcomin IAmA

[–]slimjames 5 points6 points ago

Do you tell dates where you work?

Has being around sex all the time done anythig to your libido? (How was your sex life before and after you started there?)

What are your fetishes? Has work introduced you to anything new to you that you like?

Be Proud Nixa, MO. Be Real Proud. by nigelandtheghostin WTF

[–]slimjames -5 points-4 points ago

see page 5!

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