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My fucking stupid 18 year old son racked up $15K in credit card debt. Now the wife and I are arguing over it. What to do? by MySonIsFuckingStupidin AskReddit

[–]simonjp 1 point2 points ago

Of course he can't. He doesn't have to help pay off the debt, either.

Keto Haul from Fresh & Easy by IamIncogneatoin keto

[–]simonjp 0 points1 point ago

Fresh and Easy is Tesco, isn't it? Like ASDA is Wal-Mart.

The Perfected Self -- Once denounced by critics as a fascist idea, "behavior modification" is making a comeback, powered by smartphone apps that aim to transform us into better versions of ourselves. by JeromeTomorrowin science

[–]simonjp 0 points1 point ago

I run a programme called Weight Wins, where we pay people to lose weight. They set their loss target and risk/reward ratio.

Does this compare?

Trolling the Hunters by applemonkeyin funny

[–]simonjp 11 points12 points ago

Tamper-evident labels? Or locks?

Keto-ers who speak a language other than English: can your word for dietary fat also describe a person who is overweight? by quarterfastin keto

[–]simonjp 1 point2 points ago

I think the jelly in jelly-belly is that it wobbles like a jelly (jello) though, rather than "caused by eating too many gelatinous deserts"... ;-)

Keto Haul from Fresh & Easy by IamIncogneatoin keto

[–]simonjp 1 point2 points ago

Aaah, the sugar-free stuff's from Sprouts? That explains it. I was about to go off on one about how you get more options in your Tesco than we do back in its homeland.

Shut a guy up without saying a word [x-post from r/Fitness] by andreaamazonin TwoXChromosomes

[–]simonjp 3 points4 points ago

"Got the gonads" has awesome alliteration to it, too.

Coat. Ball. Screwdriver. by tone_is_everythingin doctorwho

[–]simonjp 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I think you misunderstood - if I remember correctly, it was James C. saying that at the time, with a "full sarcasm" voice on. The man was signed to Leicester City's junior programme.

This always bugs me. Universal Up. by Jebus812in scifi

[–]simonjp 0 points1 point ago

Like the Sontarans?

If you are an Anglophile you probably think London looks something like this by KR4T0Sin doctorwho

[–]simonjp 8 points9 points ago

Have they revoiced it where you are? ...and moved it away from the pillar box (post box) on Baker Street?

Straw Wars: Environmentalists have kicked off a campaign to rid Soho of drinking straws. by simonjpin london

[–]simonjp[S] 0 points1 point ago

"Many plastic straws on beaches are likely to come from street drains, often via rivers and sewers..."

From this Guardian piece on the subject. To be honest, I hate the little straws they give you in drinks so I'd be delighted if the norm became 'ask for them' rather than 'take them out the second the drink's given to you', but I'm aware this is a personal rant...

My boyfriend says he won’t initiate sex anymore; my sex drive is in all time low. by throwthesexawayin TwoXChromosomes

[–]simonjp 18 points19 points ago

Your sex drive isn't low - you're talking about fantasizing about other men or cheating on him. So you're still horny, but he's not doing it for you.

You either need to get him to put a bit more effort in, work out how to spice up things between you, or leave him.

If you do still want to stay with him, let him know that you're not getting enough out of sex any more and suggest some ways to make it more fun.

Hey ladies, my boyfriend had coffee with his ex today. I feel terribly threatened and can't deal. by rockonancientqueenin TwoXChromosomes

[–]simonjp 3 points4 points ago

I dunno - I don't ask for permission to see friends of the other gender, so I wouldn't ask permission to see an ex. Because they're just friends.

That said, if my girlfriend expressed discomfort about me seeing an ex, I would of course change the rules - either only see her with my gf present, or tell the gf before I arranged a meet up.

But no, I'd never want the situation to be that I had to ask permission. That implies what I'm doing is wrong, and catching up with a friend, even if that is an ex, isn't wrong. It would be even stranger, and controlling, to assume I'd ask her for permission if she's never told me that it upsets her.

Share Your Startup (May 2012) by Qualskiin startups

[–]simonjp 1 point2 points ago

Fascinating idea - good luck with it!

Share Your Startup (May 2012) by Qualskiin startups

[–]simonjp 0 points1 point ago

I run Weight Wins. We pay people to lose weight.

Set a target and how long you're willing to weigh in. If you hit your targets you get a cash reward - if you fall short you get paid proportionally to where you should be. Aim to lose 40lbs and weigh-in once a month for 2 years and you could get over £1,600.

I'm trying to find new ways to show this to people online - and to improve the conversion rate of our website, which is currently below 1%. Any advice gratefully received.

TIL that Olivia Hussey, the actor who played Juliet in the 1968 film Romeo and Juliet, wasn't legally able to attend the 18+ premiere due to its nudity, even though it was her breasts that were shown. (Trivia section) by MrOddsAgainstin todayilearned

[–]simonjp 2 points3 points ago

Would boobs alone make a film worthy of a 18 rating?

The film's icon is a DVD case showing that it has the British Board of Film Classification's "PG" (Parental Guidence) rating.

18s (or X) were given more freely back then, but I doubt a film with boobs on show would be a PG. So this is probably cut. Question is, was it just this scene, or others as well?

Digging through a box of my old things... by Former_Mancin gaming

[–]simonjp 1 point2 points ago

Do we have to boycott the EC too? Because I live there and that could get awkward.

As an American, this is where I learn about British culture by andersonmatt1125in doctorwho

[–]simonjp 6 points7 points ago

You don't have advent calendars? But how do you get yourself in training by eating small amounts of chocolate every day for a month before the big one?

Different types of user verification and you: a patriot's guide to not being fucked. by happybadgerin snackexchange

[–]simonjp 1 point2 points ago

What about those of us who exchanged before the AKs came in?

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