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tehcheez · 1 month

I feel bad disagreeing with this idea. So... No?

ChainsawMLT · 1 month

Nice. When should I move in?

ViniTheHat · 2 months

hipsters?

ChainsawMLT · 2 months

Wtf is this Wall Drug? Seriously, there were signs for it in Wisconsin. There was a sign at least every five miles for the last 600 miles of my trip here.. The weird thing is that coming west to east from the other side of the hills, there is not a single sign. Not one. And everyone tells me to go there, but cannot explain what exactly it is. Maybe everyone I know here is just retarded.

sentopi955 · 2 months

Anybody else call it a drug rug? WAIT WAIT WAIT... Why the fuck am I watching cheers?

TheOrcTank · 2 months

So what is it like in heaven?

the_helpdesk · 2 months

Think of all the bodies you could fit in that trunk.

shitmoths · 2 months

Thank you. And you have not been mislead, I am doing everything in my power in order to make my life better. It looks like I might have some money issues for my first month on my own, but either way, I will manage it. Some things you only learn though experience, and I am racking up a lot of that through making myself accountable for everything in my life.. I do not know if my choices will come out for the best as far as my anxiety/bank account are concerned... But I am going to give it my best.

GeneralFalcon · 2 months

I used to put this as the background on all of my moms devices, because she thought that by purchasing better gadgets she could become more tech savvy than me. She always rubbed it in my face that I loved computers, but could not afford them. She still hasn't been able to take it off her work computer. (She owns a beauty school, and keeps asking the students to change it. They pretend that it impossible, and tell her that only I can fix it, in exchange for an answer sheet to homework very once in a while.)

shitmoths · 2 months

I meditate regularly. My last doctor told me he recommended it over any treatment money could buy. For the most part he was right. The only problem is having to live by other people's schedules. You cannot meditate while someone who you are staying with for almost free is yelling at you. But I am finally moving into my own place this weekend. I think that it will be much easier to be at peace in my own space. Not to mention the pride that not having to ask for a leg up anymore will give me. One thing that has made me more nervous than anything in the world, has been the circumstances where I had to ask for help. I am going to make this happen because I can, and because it is what I need in order to move forward with my life. Btw thanks for listening, and for the most part being supportive reddit.

dragonpeeper · 3 months

Hopefully they have not read the books yet, and will be converted. One day they may yet see.

Z3F · 3 months

Maybe if it collected the chalk and spit out brand new peices of chalk... Otherwise it is just another waste of money, in order to make us a lazier bunch of assholes.

tpr007 · 3 months

Theist here. This is complete bullshit. I was taught tolerance by my great grandfather. He said that if you cannot leave people to do what they want how can you ever expect to do what you want? People need to stop trying to interfere with others views and lives. Namely Santorum.. But that is for another time.

talismansa · 3 months

I would drive the 25 minutes to the airport, get a ticket home, wait another four hours to board. Then enjoy the 1 hr 15 minute flight talking to people I would never see again. Then the 2 hour layover in Minneapolis. Then another 2 hours to get to Chicago. Then another hour 20 min finding a cab to the train station. Then an hour and 40 minute ride to my stop. Then a friend would pick me up, and take me to my mothers house, and my family and I would get hammered and play euchre. Then my little brother and I would grab the shotguns and go blast old electronics in the woods. When I was down to less than an hour, we would move the party down to the local bar. All my favorite people go there every night, so no major preparation would be needed. We would just rock some led zep, and do shots until I was drunk enough to kiss the smoking hot bartender. Then her boyfriend would murder me. And that is what I would do, and how it would end.

SaltTheSnail · 3 months

She is doing it before it becomes cool.. Fucking hipster.

shitmoths · 3 months

I know right.

shitmoths · 3 months

They are just here. All I hear is them fighting. Which in my experience is very common. And any conversations we have are forced by me, trying to be involved, and ask questions about them, so that we can actually have a human interaction.. They are both closed books, and only want to talk to me when I have done, or am doing something wrong. To be honest, I hate them both, because of the way they play each other.. She antagonizes, and he flies off the handle like a child.. 27 and still throws video game controllers, and punches walls.. Also they beat the shit out of their two dogs, and constantly yell at them. The moment it hit me that I hated them, was when the dog was on the rug (that it is not supposed to be on) and my cousin picked it up by the skin and threw it into the wall, and then kicked it a few times. I looked at his wife, expecting to see horror or disgust, but she had this fucking smirk. She enjoys watching something be beaten.. And he is just an ape. They are the worst kind of people you can be.

shitmoths · 3 months

Now that was a thoughtful answer. Should have tried it the first time around. Don't be butthurt. You mean nothing to me.

shitmoths · 3 months

I should also mention this is the "aunt and uncle" that took me in after this drug binge bullshit.. They are not really related to me at all.. She is my great uncle's ex wife, and he is her husband. I now live with their son.

shitmoths · 3 months

Can't or shouldn't would be the defining difference here. My mom sent me to live with her secretary when I was twelve.. I was there for two years, then back home for a year, then to my grandparents for 6 months, then I bought a car and lived in that. For 8 months, the end of my sophmore year of highschool, into my junior year. And yes, I graduated. My and and uncle took me in about halfway into my junior year. I had a full ride anywhere in the state because of my test scores.. My mom tried to take credit for it, and threw a graduation party.. I hadn't lived with her in over 3 years, and not long term since the 5th grade.. I did not go. Apparently she lost it. Bad.

After highschool, I signed up for every grant there was, and had a free ride, plus money on the side from the extra grants.. I rented a room, from a guy in a band.. Thats when the real trouble started for me.... And now you have the precursor to this thread..

tl;dr. I do not have a "family"

shitmoths · 3 months

You are right, But three months ago, I moved 987 miles away from everyone I knew. Now I live with people I barely know, and we do not get along. I think they only made the offer in order to make themselves look good. They are not supportive, and expect me to have gotten a job, paid off my debts, and be moved out already.. It will be three months since I moved on tuesday of next week.. We agreed on no deadlines before I came here, and now on top of my own personal problems, I have this added. It was put to me as, "look, either have a place to go on the first, or be ready to go back home" < Which would be the ultimate failure, and would basically make me street trash to the rest of my family... And as far as welfare goes, as a single white male with a job, I cannot get medicaid. I couldn't get it when I was homeless (for 8 months) with no job (I slept in my car in their offices parking lot for a week, going in and applying every day, to try and make a point.. They had the police ask me to leave). They laughed at me. Literally. The only options I have are to go the medical route, which will just be more money, and more pills, OR the psychiatric route, which in my case would either involve therapy paid out of pocket (which I do not have), or admission to a mental health center, which would mean giving up everything I have right now. Which is not much. Not to mention being admitted for this kind of thing stays on your medical record for any kind of job that asks for it.

shitmoths · 3 months

Who does someone see, when they do not have money to pay, or people to borrow from, and refuse to go on any kind of welfare system?

shitmoths · 3 months

Did I mention that my family is not very supportive? And by not very, I mean not at all. They would push me into the streets to die, if they were not worried about their public image. And even then, if they could find a reason acceptable in society to get rid of me for good, it would be done in a heartbeat. Everyone in my "family" is a narcissist. Not once in my life have I ever seen any member of my entire extended family do something without receiving some sort of payment for it. They do not understand charity, unless they are receiving it. Every one of you owes someone in my family for something. Just ask them. They could think of something.

shitmoths · 3 months

A lot of people on here seem to think that I am still on drugs.. This is a mistake. I stopped everything except marijuana over a year ago. this includes alcohol, and tobacco. I have even cut caffeine almost all the way out.. And marijuana has been out since just before Halloween. All of the problems I am currently having obviously have to do with my past, but not my current/non existent drug use.

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