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What's your favorite "WTF did I just read?" by Rhesonancein AskReddit

[–]shartwagon 0 points1 point ago

Am I a sociopath if none of this stuff made me sick or something?

Reddit what absolutely fills you with rage no matter how much of a good mood you are in? by megarustyin AskReddit

[–]shartwagon 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, my real birthday is less than a week away and I'm terrified of this happening.

They were on one of the busiest streets in Minneapolis during rush hour, too. by igacekin funny

[–]shartwagon 0 points1 point ago

I always am really wary of dudes who wear what the guy in the middle is wearing. It registers about a 4/10 on my douche radar.

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]shartwagon 0 points1 point ago

The game doesn't really have a name but my friend's brother, when riding in the car with my friend, will do this nefarious thing if my friend isn't wearing a seatbelt. He'll yell "ALL FAGS BOW" and slam on the brakes.

How do you properly flicker/use exile effects? by shartwagonin magicTCG

[–]shartwagon[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank you all so much for taking the time to explain that. Such a friendly subreddit. I think I'll stay here.

How do you properly flicker/use exile effects? by shartwagonin magicTCG

[–]shartwagon[S] 0 points1 point ago

Ok I see. So the exile would prevent the creature from being destroyed by deathtouch then?

End of the world. by marspersonin pics

[–]shartwagon 1 point2 points ago

This looks like a Magic the Gathering card.

TIL Back in ancient china they used Mannequins to lure the enemies to shoot arrows at, and that they would later pull them down and get a free supply of arrows. by thecreator1337in todayilearned

[–]shartwagon -1 points0 points ago

I don't understand Reddit sometimes. Say something innocuous, downvote to hell. Say something retarded, choo choo all aboard the karma train.

I am in the mood for a good laugh. What video makes you laugh uncontrollably? by Johnkeviin AskReddit

[–]shartwagon 0 points1 point ago

This video makes me laugh more than any other video. But its only funny if you like John C. Reily A video on how to properly enjoy seafood.

Safety Not Guaranteed, The Movie by Bobloblawlawbombin videos

[–]shartwagon 0 points1 point ago

Just don't anyone say ANYTHING about the time machine post from the front page yesterday. Then they'll know the viral marketing plan worked.

What hard truth does Reddit need to hear? by TheJungleVIPin AskReddit

[–]shartwagon 3 points4 points ago

Along the same lines as the original comment here: Wouldn't it be considered a similar scenario? I mean, the reason those got more upvotes is because part of the community that didn't see the link before liked it and upvoted it. Its kinda a cycle.

IAmA 24yo electrical engineer with magnets implanted in my fingertips. AMA. by elgevillawngnomein IAmA

[–]shartwagon 0 points1 point ago

Do you have an issue working with computers as a result? Also, do you ever form a teepee shape with your fingers, pull them apart and let them clack together again while you laugh maniacally? That'd be sweeeeeeeeeet.

What is the most WTF gif you've ever come across? (possibly NSFW) by r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCKin AskReddit

[–]shartwagon 0 points1 point ago

ADELE IS HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is killing me by influenzain pics

[–]shartwagon 0 points1 point ago

Wait what's wrong with i- OH GOD NO!

What are your favorite foreign idioms and phrases? by perrysixin AskReddit

[–]shartwagon 1 point2 points ago

Como un burro hablando de orejas. Its Spanish for something along the lines of "That's like the pot calling the kettle black." It literally translates to: "That's like a donkey talking about ears".

We found a face in the earth. by zipbrapbrapin pics

[–]shartwagon 1 point2 points ago

I've studied this damn poem so much. I still love it dearly though. Good on you for making the comparison.

Best Drinking Games by fallenangel51294in AskReddit

[–]shartwagon 0 points1 point ago

Either caps, where you grab two oversized cups (like the ones you get at ball games) and set them about 10-15 ft apart. Two people to each cup, take turns shooting quarters or caps into the opposite cup a la beer pong. If one team makes it, the other has a chance to rebuttal. If they don't, they chug. This game's good when there's only a few drinking.

Then there's "Ride the Bus". You make a pyramid of cards starting with a 5 card row. Then you pass out the remaining cards. The dealer methodically goes row by row flipping over the cards. If you (the player) have that type of card in your hand, you place it on the flipped card. (i.e. a jack is flipped; no matter the color or suit, you place your jack down). After the whole pyramid is done, the person with the most cards left must "ride the bus". Basically, you set up another pyramid. The person "riding" must flip one card over per tier of the pyramid. If the card is a face card, they must drink, and replace all the cards they have chosen so far. They start at the bottom once again and work their way to the top. Hilarity ensues when after a rough bottom few tiers, they reach the top only to find a face card in the apex.

Also this game gets you really really drunk.

For about 6 years of my life, people called me 'Mushroom' because of a simple misunderstanding. Do you have any weird nicknames that you love/hate? by FuckingSuperin AskReddit

[–]shartwagon 0 points1 point ago

I've got a decent one. I worked for a local city chucking garbage two summers ago. I'm about 6'1" 250lbs so when it got hot I would start to sweat like crazy. There would be 90 degree days where I'd be soaked through to my underwear by 9 a.m. (work day started at 7am). So I started bringing a small igloo cooler full of water to strap to the truck and drink when I got thirsty. Turns out, my profuse sweating caused me to have an insane thirst. Anyways, they started calling me "Water Buffalo" that summer and the name stuck. At least, until the next summer when I lost a bit of weight and didn't drink nearly as much. Then I just became "buffalo".

TL;DR - Drank lotsa water, got called water buffalo.

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