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What's Your Favorite Monty Python Quote?

serume 8 points9 points 6 hours ago[-]

I fart in your general direction.

Your opinion about alternative ways to treat cancer, and is it helped anybody?

serume 0 points1 point 10 hours ago[-]

so your father, who practices alternative medicine, believes in alternative medicine? aha.

To the girls who watch True Blood for the sex scenes...

serume 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

as a fellow girl, I support your "ew"! also, am I the only one who thinks the man looks constipated when he's trying to look evil?

A question for the "ladies"

serume 1 point2 points 2 days ago[-]

A lot of the time I feel like it's too soft. Being fingered, usually too hard. Oral, usually too soft.

What is the gayest thing you have done?

serume 0 points1 point 2 days ago[-]

dammit! one hour too late.

no cherry chapstick, though.

What /r/MensRights thinks about the "Favorite Men" thread. Your thoughts, ladies.

serume 2 points3 points 2 days ago[-]

Yay, let's have a fucking pointless feud!

Ladies, I'm having a long, tiring day. Share pictures of your favorite man to objectify. I'll get the ball rolling.

serume 5 points6 points 2 days ago[-]

the voice... oh, the voice. it makes me want to rub up against things.

My exgirlfriend asked to date my housemate and I want to ask her not to. Any advice on how to how to reapproach it?

serume 4 points5 points 3 days ago[-]

You don't have any right to control her behavior, or the behavior of your housemate. But I would ask him about it, is he interested in her at all? If not, you have no problem.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... Taylor Lautner at 13.

serume 0 points1 point 4 days ago[-]

OK, so 6 months later he hasn't changed much. What's the point?

What would happen if women were given the right to go topless anywhere at any time?

serume 7 points8 points 5 days ago[-]

how I read that answer, it's not proven (nor disproven) that bras reduce sagging. from my laymans perspective: we know skin stretches. we know breasts have weight. we know that there is gravity. not such a far leap to assume braless breasts would sag more than bra'd breasts.

What would happen if women were given the right to go topless anywhere at any time?

serume 25 points26 points 6 days ago[-]

saggy breasts

Is this rape? First hand account from a girl who convinces herself she has been raped

serume -12 points-11 points 6 days ago[-]

I don't think she "convinces" herself that she's been raped, it's more like she realizes it. I think it's pretty hard to deal with, especially as she placed the blame on herself.

This girl in AskReddit might need some advice from 2X - aggressive bf

serume 5 points6 points 6 days ago[-]

My brother was convicted for domestic abuse this winter. He's in therapy now, as part of his sentence, and has figured out that alcohol and being a control freak have been the triggers. He never hit her when sober, and he always regretted it the day after. But it happened again. And again and again.

My brother is the nicest person ever. He's always there for everyone, helps with whatever you need, whenever you need it. I was completely floored when my mother called to tell me he had been arrested. My sweet, loving, caring brother is an abuser? You can never tell, if you're not the one being abused or see the signs on the person being abused.

Abusers have one thing in common, though. They don't stop. Not without wanting to and seeking help.

What stereotypes have you found to be true, according to your life experiences?

serume 1 point2 points 7 days ago[-]

Gypsies. (With that, I don't exclusively mean the Romani people, but traveling groups of families.) They're dirty, they steal, they have no respect for other people's... anything.

I work at a camp site, so I meet these groups every year. They travel through, doing shoddy work in construction. While staying at the camp site, they never clean up after themselves. Not around their trailers, not in the common rooms. They completely take over the laundry room and kitchen and bully everyone else out.

This spring, a group of English/Irish families doing paving work stayed with us. A couple of the highlights were when they had thrown feces in the play house, their completely irresponsible handling of (inflammable) gas bottles and that they dropped their children off at malls to steal. When police or security caught the children stealing, the parents claimed the children weren't theirs.

Of course, they didn't pay either.

The Main Ways Women Manipulate Men

serume 0 points1 point 9 days ago[-]

fascinating how this redditor only submits things written (rather poorly) by herself.

The 4th of July Woman

serume 0 points1 point 10 days ago[-]

wtf?

Hi Reddit, apparently I am "not fun"... How can I fix this?

serume 4 points5 points 10 days ago[-]

try new things instead of instinctively saying 'no'.

and find new friends who appreciate you for who you are.

I turned 30 earlier this month. Is it too late for me to learn to be feminine?

serume 2 points3 points 12 days ago[-]

most makeup counters have a makeup-artist who'll help you with some basics (but don't be an ass and don't buy anything after they've helped you. don't be an ass and buy everything either =) ).

you don't have to do the dress/heels thing to be feminine. start with what you usually wear, but better. buy jeans that show off your ass, some lower cut tops, form fitted shirts. see how you feel, and if you want to go further.

edit: crosspost to twoxchromosomes? the girls are very friendly and like sharing!

Off to college, need help with parties

serume 2 points3 points 12 days ago[-]

every other water. I know it's boring.. but as soon as I start drinking, I keep drinking. I need a glass in my hand! every other glass is just water, I still get shitfaced, but I don't wake up in ditches.

Dear Reddit, what are some good artists and songs to relax / do work / fall asleep to?

serume 0 points1 point 12 days ago[-]

Katie Goes to Tokyo

I listen to her a lot when I study.

Do you still think about the one that got away? If so how long has it been?

serume 3 points4 points 13 days ago[-]

about 3 years since initial contact, tried again 2 years ago, but I was the only one who still had feelings at that time..

I'm glad I'm not the only one. not so happy that we don't seem to get passed it..

How much intimate details about your relationship / sex-partners do you share with other people? How much do you think is appropriate?

serume 0 points1 point 13 days ago[-]

about a relationship.. I tell my friends a lot. especially the bad things, as they are the people I turn to when I want some free theraphy/advice.

about sex, however, it depends on if it's with someone I have feelings for or just a FWB. feelings=as little as possible. FWB=anything interesting. of course, this has to do with my friends knowing a BF and never being introduced to a FWB.

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