I'm in my (walk-in) closet while my brother and his fiance are 'having fun' in my room. I can see them. They haven't started anything yet. They think I'm in another city. When they start fucking what should i do?

the_wizard_guy · 4 days

he can try to ignore his Jean cutoffs...

No one can ignore the power of jorts. Many have tried, but no one's actually successful.

danger_mcboom · 4 days

So when my doctor says, "shit. You have cancer.". What he's really saying is "you have fucking perfect health" if I choose to let the words mean what I want?

danger_mcboom · 4 days

Yes. You are allowed to eat a burning hot pocket.

cjknjkn · 9 days

He prefers it to be called a hack.

cjknjkn · 9 days

Howtonotgiveafuck offers excellent advice on howtogiveafuck. Thanks for working overtime for us.

scithion · 10 days

But you can't teach something you don't have a word for.

Sure you can. There are many ways to teach...but that's getting off topic.

I believe mutatron was referring to nickmo9's comment

Self massage and tissue release using tennis balls and foam rollers etc are all pretty effective for managing trigger points (as mentioned, this is the correct medical term for a muscle knot), but in my opinion one of the most efficient, quickest ways is through trigger point dry needling.

I have never heard of "trigger points" either and it doesnt sound like a medical term that physicians or surgeons would necessarily use. My guess is that "trigger points" is probably used within the physical therapy and massage therapy communities, but I may be wrong since I am apart of neither community.

Edit: Diminutiveathome's comment below:

The medical term is "trigger point" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigger_point

So it is a medical term (since 1940ish) basically used by medical professionals who deal with muscles and such.

sendmespam · 12 days

It's an internet community of people. What do you expect? A rational hive mind? Maybe you can get that when it comes to something more serious (deciding political action etc), but when it comes to someone possibly trolling on reddit, then people are going to believe what they want to believe. And it was/is more interesting/fun to believe someone is a troll. You're 40, you should know this about people.

sendmespam · 12 days

He didn't call you a liar. All he did is say he was somewhat skeptical about believing you, given your incredibly opportunistic life. All he wanted was some proof.

All I did was giving a summary of his replies and asking for proof. At least give him a chance.

Then, he even tells people to give you a chance to respond to his comment and provide the proof. If you want to get mad at anyone for your 16 months of time spent meeting people on reddit, then get mad at redditors, for reading his comment about why he's skeptical about your truthfulness, ignoring him when he said to suspend judgement until hearing your side of the story, and quickly accusing you of being a liar.

I know that it's fucked up to have people message you with death threats, but that is the fault of the people who message you with death threats, NOT koproller's fault.

The problem with the internet communities/reddit, is that there is alot of people who log in and then pretend to be someone they're not. koproller was just doing due diligence before accepting your claim as truthful and checking out your credibility. He became skeptic when he read about your incredibly interesting lifestyle and brought it to the attention of the community. This is NOT a horrible thing to do. This is a cautious and logical thing to do.

The problem is that your lifestyle is just too interesting and therefore, taken together, too unbelievable for the majority or the rest of us who have normal/much less interesting lifestyles. Therefore, the reddit community took this information and determined that you were probably a troll. It is the reddit community who took YOUR COMMENTS AS A WHOLE and came to the conclusion that you are a liar.

In spite of your recent added proof, it seems as though you probably were not lying and just happen to have lived this incredibly interesting life for the last 20 years. Had redditors listened to koproller and waited till they were presented with your side of the story, then you wouldnt have had to delete your reddit account because of death threats. Koproller is not the one who fucked your 16 month old reddit identity up, it is the people on reddit who decided to jump to the conclusion that you were a liar, and act on it.

jojojok · 13 days

Ignore this. Replying to save comment. (Before you RES me, i'm on my iPhone and the option to save a comment doesn't come with the reddit app I'm using.)

iamlouisck · 13 days

Mi espanol es muy feo.

I'm pretty sure all the Spanish speakers are now going to be wondering when you're going to release an ugly speaking Spanish album?

Ecuatoriano · 13 days

Guess he's only intrested in not being loose.

NeverReadsOP · 14 days

On the one hand, I agree with you about not refusing service because of a political agenda. On the other hand, it was largely because businesses like Wikipedia, Reddit, Google etc decided not to provide a service for a day, that led to the defeat of SOPA.
I think companies getting involved in politics is a grey area that depends on the situation.

NeverReadsOP · 14 days

This is why I voted for you. Thank you for your service.

melodist365 · 18 days

Sounds like you're on the job to me, procrastinator.

melodist365 · 18 days

While on vacation in Australia, my mom kept telling everyone she wasn't used to driving on the "wrong" side of the street. (Because America.)

discrepancy09 · 18 days

My orgasms are regular i.e. nothing fancy. I'm aware that women can learn to squirt and it is definitely on my bucket list. I understand that there is a certain technique to bring it about (partner puts pressure there etc). My question is, once you learn to squirt, does that become your regular orgasm from then on, or can you go back to your [squirtless] orgasm if you wanted to? In other words, can you choose which orgasm you're going to have? For instance, if you didnt want to soak your sheets every time?

EvaSylvestre · 18 days

You are a genius. And I wonder if you could make some money from that...?

EvaSylvestre · 18 days

Sigh...I was with you until you said you got back with him. "Evil-idiot" doesn't have as nice of a ring to it, but take it, you've earned it. :) And good luck with your future relationships!

DamienCK · 18 days

Right because the rule is that having a tattoo above your ass means that you are definitely a ho or a tramp and there are absolutely no exceptions. No one that didn't sleep with (however many people some person decides makes one a tramp) can have a tattoo right there. So of course everyone who has one is a ho.

DamienCK · 19 days

Chode.

DamienCK · 19 days

It was that damn tear drop that sent him to the edge...

DamienCK · 19 days

So if the guy found a way to incorporate the tear drop into A maori face tattoo, it would be 'tasteful'?

mybigbf · 19 days

I believe they're referring to the ruler in their mind. It's activated by how much pleasure the girl is showing and how many "ooohs and aaahhs" she lets slip. I believe it a full millimeter for every 2 "aaahs."

LongRod_VanHugendong · 19 days

My first thought when I read that story was that it was a lie (it's just too perfect..guy beats up midget b/c he wa a dick to his gf...by kicking him) Now it's confirmed. Thanks RES.

johnnyfatsac · 20 days

Oh you mean literally(!) the date is under the arm pit in the picture. No wonder google didn't turn up anything for that phrase, haha.
In my defense, was perusing reddit using my cellphone while on a quick break from work.
Thanks for the clarification.

sendmespam

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