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Gender Equality in Scoreball - IT'S TIME TO SPEAK OUT. by DontYouBelieveItin scoreball

[–]seaotter 1 point2 points ago

Aaaah, we all know that TABASCO are just a bunch of old biased white men. Give it a few years and hopefully they'll all be dead.

But yeah, kicking out the women would be stupid. Who could forget Pat "Patty" Patterson's epic widebreak of '09?

WHMCS.com Compromised. by NixiHostin webhosting

[–]seaotter 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I need to poach, but thanks :) Your thread is the right place for this.

WHMCS.com Compromised. by NixiHostin webhosting

[–]seaotter 2 points3 points ago

megathread over at WHT for those who want to follow the blow-by-blow

NYPD planning changes to stop-and-frisk policy - WSJ.com by HighFiveLawyerin nyc

[–]seaotter -1 points0 points ago

love how the article has no substance at all.

No surprise given who now owns the WSJ.

The Florida Flamingion's new uniforms are in! by ghostly5150in scoreball

[–]seaotter 2 points3 points ago

I trust those are ISA-approved steel toed sneakers?

BREAKING: France and Mongolia Match Ends in Triple Overtime by ecuador27in scoreball

[–]seaotter 2 points3 points ago

This doesn't surprise me at all. France doesn't have the arm power, and Mongolia doesn't know how to work zones.

Combine the two and it's inevitable that a match would take forever.

Today I witnessed a young man get rejected by his parents in public for being gay. What's the saddest thing you've witnessed happen to someone else in public? by Pixshelin AskReddit

[–]seaotter 5 points6 points ago

If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, paint it. If you can't paint it, laminate it.

Anyone else enjoy this while watching Scoreball? by uberponkyin scoreball

[–]seaotter 0 points1 point ago

steak + cigar + whisky + scoreball = heaven

Does anyone recognize this font? by seaotterin identifythisfont

[–]seaotter[S] 1 point2 points ago

Awesome, thank you!

This otter looks like Tracy Morgan by AParanoidEmuin pics

[–]seaotter 0 points1 point ago

That's okay, all Steelers fans look the same to us.

How can /r/webdev be improved? If you have any suggestions please post or message the mods! by snissnin webdev

[–]seaotter 0 points1 point ago

But only if they're sitting on/at keyboards codin teh webz.

If you post in this thread, I will MSpaint your username. by skeezoin funny

[–]seaotter 0 points1 point ago

This should be good.

Crockford on Bootstrap's semicolon omission - 'insanely stupid code' by ananthakumaranin programming

[–]seaotter 1 point2 points ago

Agreed, bitbucket is worlds ahead of github. Pity the fanbois are downvoting you. How typical for reddit.

You are a pro-wrestler, you go by your Reddit name. What is your signature move? by OsoGringoin AskReddit

[–]seaotter 0 points1 point ago*

The "rock tool".

I crack your head open on my tummy with a two fisted blow like it was an urchin.

Your username is now a cocktail. How is it made? by kolinskyin AskReddit

[–]seaotter 2 points3 points ago

  • 1 part urchin brine
  • 1 part clam juice
  • 4 parts whisky
  • garnish with kelp
  • serve chilled in oyster shells

IAmA NYPD Police Officer, and I'm here to talk to /r/NYC about whatever they want. by [deleted]in nyc

[–]seaotter -9 points-8 points ago

Don't you be a jackass. His reply said nothing, and the question speaks to the heart of some very real and current problems with the NYPD. He has a chance to say something meaningful here.

An IAMA isn't the Tonight Show; it isn't a place for shills or softballs. It's a place for real questions and honest answers.

IAmA NYPD Police Officer, and I'm here to talk to /r/NYC about whatever they want. by [deleted]in nyc

[–]seaotter -17 points-16 points ago*

EDIT: he heavily edited his answer after I posted this. His original answer was simply: "Easy: don't be corrupt and don't be racist".

That's an ingenuous answer and you know it. How about a real reply?

NYPD cop locks his keys in his squad car this morning by mepperin nyc

[–]seaotter 3 points4 points ago

Also, his shirt is light blue (old NYPD style) and not the current NYPD dark blue.

Otters by futuretoday777in pics

[–]seaotter 1 point2 points ago

Dawwwww

Reddit, what are your best anti-jokes? by eloyjacksonin AskReddit

[–]seaotter 3 points4 points ago

A horse walks into a bar. It becomes frightened and disoriented and kicks over a few tables and chairs before galloping out the door.

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