Covering one of the Cashiers breaks, This Fucking Guy comes up to me on his phone, and proceeds to ignore me, just tosses a single pen down. I scan the pen, wait 3 seconds to see if he'll acknowledge me, and then ask "is this all for you today, sir?" in a 'get-the-fuck-out' tone.

This Fucking Guy drops a twenty on the counter, so I assume it to be the end of the transaction, ring it up, hand him his receipt and change, to which i get a "Wait, I wanted this paper" pointing to our Hammermill $3 AFTER REBATES paper. I seeth inwardly, but say nothing, as I just want him to go.

I ring up the paper, Tell him the total ($6.51) and when I get no response, sort the amount from his change (which he left on the counter), bag the paper and his solitary pen, both receipts and his rebate shit, and say "OK, and here's the rest of your change, Bye"

He looks at the change, a bit confused and asks "how much was the pen?" and i respond "the pen was $1.09, the paper was $6.51"

He looks at me and says "oh, thats how they get you, the paper says $3". I'm pissed off at this point, and wishing to escape to the relative refuge of my Tech counter, where jobs are waiting for my attention, so I just tell him "No, sir, the paper says $3 AFTER REBATES, I told you the total price, but you ignored me because you were on your phone" he stuffs his change in his pocket, grabs his bag and walks out, while telling whoever he's on the phone with "see, thats how they get you..."

sigh