One of the best wedding photos I've ever seen

CurlyJeff · 2012-05-27T14:44:55.487305+00:00

Walking through a dark tunnel into a golden beam of light = death.

Riding a horse toward a sunset surrounded by a wide, colorful sky = the end of the movie.

day_bowbow · 1 day

Sour cream.

Frumtastic · 2 days

And that's why I hate going to clubs.

RubberDogTurds · 2 days

She is wearing a maiden's uniform.

RubberDogTurds · 2 days

Natalie Portman, V for Vendetta.

rushpongled · 3 days

Hey, that was symbolic at least.

pibroch · 3 days

There is a dip in the street near my house to deter people from speeding through the neighborhood. There are tons of little kids playing outside, a school, as well as speed limit signs and a sign warning about the bump. Still, a few days a week someone speeding down the street nails it. KACHUNK. Oh god, I love that sound.

carbon107 · 3 days

Agreed. Some people are learning and some people are old, and they're going to take longer than the average customer. That's okay. It's not that big of a deal. I was one of the fastest cashiers at my store & liked chewing through lines of customers, but I never had a problem waiting for an elderly person to write out a check. The rush-rush-hurry-hurry jerkass getting pissy about having to wait in line for an extra minute was the person who irritated me.

Same goes for little kids (so long as they weren't paying in change), people who had a hard time with English, and the mentally handicapped. Not everyone is a Very Important 30-Something with Important Groceries.

carbon107 · 3 days

I've worked at the desk by the dressing room, and I've worked at the return counter. I recommend washing your clothes after buying them.

danger_mcboom · 4 days

Plus: it's mandatory, you don't get to spend Thanksgiving with your family, and after working that ridiculous shift you come home and change clothes to go to your other job or spend the day watching your kids... then they need you back in Saturday morning at 8a.m. I am never shopping Black Friday. Screw that.

TestZero · 5 days

d) George Foreman grill. Sort of like the frying pan with a grill mark bonus.

Malparty · 12 days

Just wanted to agree about the Nature's Miracle! That stuff is great. Cats like to pee where they smell urine. I had a cat growing up who used to get urinary tract infections all the tine, and then he developed diabetes. He was peeing all over the place, and when I moved out he went with me.

I was worried about him peeing at the new place (renting, yikes) so at first I kept him in a bathroom and basically re-trained him to use the litterbox. I used unscented litter and scooped daily. He never peed in the new place - not even once. This was a cat who peed all over my parent's basement for over ten years. I think the fact that we never got the smell completely out was a big part of the problem.

cylonsympathizer · 15 days

I think half my grandma's towels had "HOLIDAY INN" on them. She also had a suspicious amount of salt and pepper shakers.

achmejedidad · 15 days

"Uh, Mr. Sugarcube, why do you always sit on that pile of textbooks? The chair you're sitting in has this..."

"I KNOW WHAT THE CHAIR HAS."

BARFS_RAINBOWS · 15 days

Ah, the joys of having a black dog and a camera with an overzealous autofocus.

NulloK · 15 days

Ah. I assumed you meant a typical couch, with cushions and all that.

NulloK · 15 days

Co-sleeping is fine, but IIRC sleeping on the couch with a baby is pretty dangerous (as is co-sleeping in a waterbed, or with a bunch of pillows/big blankets).

spitey · 16 days

You can give it to kittens, doesn't mean it's a good idea. It's still the wrong kind of milk.

ANewRedditAcc · 16 days

bravissimo, herroom

spitey · 16 days

You mean the special milk they have for kittens? Cow's milk isn't the same thing.

This kitten looks too old for milk either way.

spitey · 16 days

They still shouldn't drink cow's milk.

Despite those charming storybook illustrations, “cow’s milk is completely inadequate for kittens,” Wynn says.

Though kittens have lactase in their system, there’s just not enough of it to tackle the lactose overload found in cow’s milk.

But lactose isn’t the only problem. “The casein to whey proportions are all wrong in cow’s milk too,” Case tells WebMD.

If your kitten is young and still needs mother’s milk, you can try a milk replacer made specifically for kittens.

From: here.

justincase1021 · 17 days

Why do people care how people think about other people's clothing choices?

Your appearance shapes the perception people have of you. How much that matters to you is up to you. If you wear sweatpants or tailored khaki pants. If you wear cheap, ill-fitting, threadbare sweatpants with a hole in the ass, or trendy brand name sweatpants with "JUICY" across the ass, or high quality sweatpants with all of the latest technological advances that make your ass look like sculpted marble.

I used to wear sweatpants all the time, at some point I started feeling like crap for looking like crap and fell in love with the look and feel of freshly pressed slacks. edit: I do cheat sometimes and wear pajama jeans.

justincase1021 · 17 days

First it's sweatpants, then crocks, then someone gives him a baja shirt as a joke... which he'll start wearing every day (first over his regular shirts, but he'll soon tire of bothering with the protective barrier and subsequent laundry).

A year from now on his current course? He won't see the problem combining a slanket and regular blanket (wrapped around himself like a skirt) to pick up some groceries. Maybe he'll wear the crocks, or some cheap flip flops... but why bother? It's not like he has to dress up to go to the grocery store for chrissake.

freshmansteve · 18 days

Turkish Van?

hunterlaker · 18 days

We went when my brother and I were 10 & 8ish - I think that was a good age to go. We had previous fun park training (heat, long lines), we weren't afraid of or too short for the fun rides, we were interested in things my parents wanted to see (like costumes, museums, exhibits) and we were still young enough to think hanging out in a big fake castle with our parents was super awesome.

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