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Reddit, what are you afraid of? by SecondMillipedein AskReddit

[–]sashimi_taco 3 points4 points ago

Am I the only one on the internet who is not afraid of spiders?

Reddit, what are you afraid of? by SecondMillipedein AskReddit

[–]sashimi_taco 1 point2 points ago

Is your username a reference to the meat scientists made out of poop?

How the hell is she even doing this? [NSFW] by DFWTooThrowedin WTF

[–]sashimi_taco 4 points5 points ago

What do you mean why!? BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!

Dishonored Gameplay GIF by LizardinaHammockin gaming

[–]sashimi_taco 2 points3 points ago

Hey I have a question. Does anyone know if you can play as a woman in this game or is just as a man? Thanks!

Entry portal for YourUsernameSucks by willowbl00in gaming

[–]sashimi_taco 0 points1 point ago

This isn't a very good novelty account.

HELP ME! My ex boyfriend posted nudes of me on to 4Chan, and is refusing to take them down. by PolarBearCookiesin AskReddit

[–]sashimi_taco 3 points4 points ago

No, just the ones who post shit like that. But thanks for translating. :)

HELP ME! My ex boyfriend posted nudes of me on to 4Chan, and is refusing to take them down. by PolarBearCookiesin AskReddit

[–]sashimi_taco 6 points7 points ago

GATTA FUCK THAT OP BECAUSE THERE WOULD BE NO OTHER REASON TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING! FUCK THEM GIRLS WITH THE BOOBS AND THE VAGINAS! BE NICE TO THEM AND THEY GIVE ME THE SEX UNLESS I GET FRIEND ZONED THEN THEY ARE CUNTS!

HELP ME! My ex boyfriend posted nudes of me on to 4Chan, and is refusing to take them down. by PolarBearCookiesin AskReddit

[–]sashimi_taco 3 points4 points ago

THANKS FOR THE COLD HARD TRUTH OF VICTIM BLAMING, BRO! SO EDGY!

HELP ME! My ex boyfriend posted nudes of me on to 4Chan, and is refusing to take them down. by PolarBearCookiesin AskReddit

[–]sashimi_taco 15 points16 points ago

Hey asshole, get fucked. No one wants to hear your victim blaming bullshit.

HELP ME! My ex boyfriend posted nudes of me on to 4Chan, and is refusing to take them down. by PolarBearCookiesin AskReddit

[–]sashimi_taco 22 points23 points ago

If you are texting him or talking to him online save the chat logs AND screen shot them. I'm so sorry this happened to you, and you did nothing to deserve this. If anyone tries to tell you it is your fault in any way, they can get fucked because that is nothing but victim blaming. Remember that. The only person responsible for abuse and harassment is the bully themselves.

My girlfriend will masturbate while doing math homework, watching television, cooking, etc. It's always multitasking with something completely nonsexual.... is this normal for girls? by NormalMasturbationin AskReddit

[–]sashimi_taco 0 points1 point ago

I masturbate while doing normal things as well. I would say it is normal. Sometimes I'll just be watching some random video and I'll start masturbating, but it doesn't have anything to do with what I'm watching or reading or whatever.

Unless I have a thing for cartoons explaining quantum theory.

Amazing anime version of Garrus by Rocket50in masseffect

[–]sashimi_taco 1 point2 points ago

There is an anime on hulu.com called "the wallflower" and it is basically the like that anime accept for girls. A reclusive girl who is antisocial and into horror movies has to live in a mansion with 4 hot guys who have to teach her to be a lady. She is secretly really hot but only when she feels confident. The hottest of the hot guys slowly falls in love with her. Let me explain a scene to you.

Lots of girls are mad because the hottest hot guy is paying attention to the weird socially awkward girl and they are bullying her. The hottest hot guy jumps in and defends her and yells, "Don't bully her, we are together. We are together and we have TOTALLY KISSED!" and the weird girl get so embarrassed she gets a nose bleed.

Needless to say it is the best anime I had ever seen.

Amazing anime version of Garrus by Rocket50in masseffect

[–]sashimi_taco 2 points3 points ago

Thats it. We've come up with the best anime ever and once it is made no one else will ever make anime again because no one will ever be happy watching any other one.

Avengers, Go the fuck to Sleep! by Sophonaxin SRSFunny

[–]sashimi_taco 10 points11 points ago

I walked into the Avengers base normally, wearing practical combat gear with my large sniper rifle. I approach Tony Stark, who is working on his suit upgrades.

"Tony, I think you should be more respectful of Pepper's boundaries and take what she says more seriously instead of dismissing everything she says. A lot of young men look up to you and probably try to emulate how you act towards women"

Mr. Stark put down his nano-giggalizer sexily and responded, "You're right. I'll go speak with her now." and left. He proceeded to have a long talk with Miss Pots about their relationship in which both parties talked about their feelings openly in a safe environment. When they were done they had intimate sex with lots of eye contact and Miss Pots had lots of orgasms by clitoral stimulation in many ways.


"I think it is really cool how you speak your mind openly. It makes me attracted to your both emotionally and sexually." Said Captain America to me as he punched his punching bag and his butt swayed with each punch.

Thor then said, "I like that you speak your mind but I don't have sexual thoughts about it because we are not in a sexual relationship and I don't feel the need to sexualize my female co-workers." and then smiled at the picture he kept on his hammer of his astro physicist girlfriend.

"Thanks guys" I said, "Lets watch Arrested Development on netflix." And we did and we all thought it was really funny.

Avengers, Go the fuck to Sleep! by Sophonaxin SRSFunny

[–]sashimi_taco 16 points17 points ago

I do appreciate that they put in a lot of eye candy for the ladies in the movies. I want to have woman on top sex with Captain American and explain to him the history of feminism since his death while we cuddle.

"Can men be feminists?" he will ask as we spoon.

"Of course" I will say, "Anyone who believes in equal rights and opprotunity for women can be a feminist."

"Cool. I'm a feminist then." he will say with a smile. And then he gets a boner and we do it again.

An excerpt from sashimi_taco's erotic marvel movies fanfictions, starring sashimi_taco.

Avengers, Go the fuck to Sleep! by Sophonaxin SRSFunny

[–]sashimi_taco 7 points8 points ago

Well captian america really isn't supposed to be the most special, he's a leader and he inspires people. Thats kinda why people like him. The origional avengers had the hawk lady and she was super strong an stuff, but I guess being a hawk lady is dumb because it's not realistic. Unlike a god from space. They could of added in magneto's daughter, she had reality warping abilities or any of the many female super heroes that have been in the avengers over the years but I guess no one wanted to give one of them their own movie. Better just throw in the butt assassin from iron man.

Avengers, Go the fuck to Sleep! by Sophonaxin SRSFunny

[–]sashimi_taco 10 points11 points ago

Loved the movie and I was fine with having entire scenes where black widow's butt was the main character, but there was one part that kinda bothered me.

They were circling around the heroes and everyone looked awesome. Thor had a huge hammer, iron man was all iron man, that guy had his arrow grenade things, hulk was all hulk, and then black widow was standing there with two small purse guns.

WTF? Guns that size do not have enough power to be accurate at the distances she needed to shoot at, nor did they have the penetrating power to do enough damage! Maybe thats why she ditched them so quickly for an enemy lazer thingy. She could of brought a sniper rifle and still have been in character.

Amazing anime version of Garrus by Rocket50in masseffect

[–]sashimi_taco 3 points4 points ago

Well in the next shot you see FemShep with giant eyes and her breasts jiggling and flopping around as she fires a gun from between her breasts. She then proceeds to accidentally land on top of garrus' face with her crotch on his head and he blushes. It then cuts to the opening credits where it is hinted that this is a show about lesbians in space, but no lesbian action ever occurs in the show.

Modern anime is art.

Googled: how to make your ps3 controler work with windows. This is what came up. Seems like alot of girl gamers exist out there by prutte94in gaming

[–]sashimi_taco 4 points5 points ago

When i was 11 I was playing final fantasy X and put the controller in my lap for an in game cutscene.

megusta

I was sad that the vibration shut off after a few moments even thought i didn't press x. :(

Got to add something to my shelf of shame today by beasterm27in masseffect

[–]sashimi_taco 2 points3 points ago

Jesus. Jesus guides me.

Virgin Power!(crosspost from r/anime) by AdolfSatanin WTF

[–]sashimi_taco 30 points31 points ago

Reddit, the anime.

Mixup from the RES-Imgur Debacle today. Knowing the Shepard Dance, it's still pretty damn accurate. by PhiladelphiaIrishin masseffect

[–]sashimi_taco 3 points4 points ago

Who is that and how can I contact him for a one night stand where he says nothing and then I never have to see him again?

Got to add something to my shelf of shame today by beasterm27in masseffect

[–]sashimi_taco 2 points3 points ago

There was an ad at the bottom of the page and I clicked it. You gave me a computer virus.

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