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THIS is supposed to make him feel better?? by kookiejarin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]sareon 0 points1 point ago

Deload to r/MFA

UI Suggestion by sareonin AlienBlue

[–]sareon[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, the way it acts like a link by highlighting upon clicking is very confusing.

Muscle Restraint Question by drerzaaskin Fitness

[–]sareon 4 points5 points ago

This is all very interesting, but how much do you squat? Let's quantify the progress in absolute terms we all understand, like pounds on a bar through full ROM

Why is a crossfit gym called a box? by sareonin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]sareon[S] 7 points8 points ago

Because they're a bunch of cunts.

Muscle Restraint Question by drerzaaskin Fitness

[–]sareon 7 points8 points ago

Look son, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to make a decision. Do you want to be big, powerful, jacked, yoked up, have women everywhere want you and men fear you . . . or do you want to do crossfit?

Muscle Restraint Question by drerzaaskin Fitness

[–]sareon 16 points17 points ago

Are you fucking kidding me? I came here with a pretty straightforward question that you could have easily answered, but instead you talk down to me like I'm a fucking child and to "read the FAQ" whatever that means. I could have done that but I really didn't feel like parsing through all of that data which is so neatly organized for me. I really was kind of lonely and was hoping to have a nice conversation. By the way my army buddies are all Green Berets and have like 1% bodyfat, I don't see them "reading" to get tone. Why don't you come over here and say that to my fucking face faggot?? Also one time I sat in a nutrition class by accident once because I thought it was Calculus 17 Honors and I know that you have to drink eggs sideways for the protamenes to absorb properly, I bet you didn't know that faggot. What right do you have to talk to me that way, I practically own my own crossfit gym after I completed the mail-in certification process last week. What the WOD? Straight legged snatches followed by upside down kipping muscle ups for time, with 30 bosu ball side planks in between sets. That's right I've never eaten a carb in my life, Man Cannot Live on Bread Alone, that shit is in the Bible look it up, faggot

Edubation is going to cry. by usingthisoncein fitnesscirclejerk

[–]sareon 3 points4 points ago

It's funny because he's BP sucks.

[PSA] WE HAVENT MADE FUN OF SHORTKID IN A WHILE FOR BEING SHORT BECAUSE OF DIET POP by sareonin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]sareon[S] 7 points8 points ago

Fuckin' yanks who call it soda.

ITT: FDR tries steroids by jjb2123in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]sareon 4 points5 points ago

So I was at a pub for lunch with the gf and I ask for the bill and the waitress asks, "together or separate?". When she leaves I make a joke about that and the gf says, "she just wants to see if you're single." I was like, "she will probably come back with my bill with her number on it and a note saying, 'I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe.'"

It really surprised the gf that I knew those lyrics. It's all because of you FCJ!

[PSA] WE HAVENT MADE FUN OF SHORTKID IN A WHILE FOR BEING SHORT BECAUSE OF DIET POP by sareonin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]sareon[S] 5 points6 points ago

Hopefully no juniors show up.

Fuck yeah crossfit! by ImAllowedToSayFuckin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]sareon 16 points17 points ago

See, that's functionally strong. Not bulky, just tone.

[PSA] WE HAVENT MADE FUN OF SHORTKID IN A WHILE FOR BEING SHORT BECAUSE OF DIET POP by sareonin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]sareon[S] 5 points6 points ago

He's short because of diet pop.

So functional by Robotrain fitnesscirclejerk

[–]sareon 2 points3 points ago

That feeling when you receive a text from a stranger

No. No, no NO! Shut your Face! by jdcollinsin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]sareon 3 points4 points ago

Nothing is sacred

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