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My wife is going crazy. I don't know what to do. by jbtrumpsin Parenting

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At our two month checkup my son was hovering around birth weight, so our doctor recommended supplementing with a little formula. My wife wasn't overjoyed, but it did wonders for his weight and sleeping habits. At three months, he's now sleeping from 11p-8a with one diaper change/feeding in the middle!

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I see your homemade wire stands and raise you... (self.wicked_edge)

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What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegretin AskReddit

[–]samm1t -1 points0 points ago

Tagged as crotchroach

What stores make you need to go to the bathroom? by Slenderpmanin AskReddit

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God help you if you walk by me in Best Buy. My theory is that there's a self perpetuating fart cycle, akin to vomiting when you see someone vomit.

Decided to try my hand at some homemade pretzels by samm1tin food

[–]samm1t[S] 1 point2 points ago

I was in the same situation until I bought 2 pounds at Sam's Club. I guess I have a lot of pretzels to make!

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How small would a planet (/moon/asteroid?) have to be before you would visibly notice the curvature while standing on it? (self.askscience)

submitted ago by samm1t to askscience

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My son's 'get a couple extra wipes' face (i.imgur.com)

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Decided to try my hand at some homemade pretzels by samm1tin food

[–]samm1t[S] 1 point2 points ago

Recipe here. They were fairly easy, and tasted great!

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Decided to try my hand at some homemade pretzels (i.imgur.com)

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Always makes my morning pee a tad more delightful. by Vincent_Karmain pics

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

You mean a wee bit more delightful?

Hey Austin!! It's time I pop the question and I could use a little help :) by edx77in Austin

[–]samm1t 27 points28 points ago

Take her to the Congress bridge to see the bats.
"Holy shit, will the stream of bats ever end?"
"I dunno, but you know what won't end? My love for you"
queue ring
queue bat poop on shoulder
Instant memory.

Reddit, can you help? I helped 3 scared Ukrainian teens get onto a Greyhound bus in NYC, can you help make sure they arrive in North Carolina? by madethisnameforthisin self

[–]samm1t 3 points4 points ago

What is this, some kind of bizzaro-Taken?

face five in a row by Kurat00rin gifs

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That's six girls.

My grandmother claims this is her mother with Al Capone. Can anyone verify? I tried comparing pictures myself, to no avail. by shoooolerin pics

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

Only on reddit will you see such an example of "disregard grandma, acquire verification"

I gave coloring BW pics another try, thought it turned out well by b4dm1n7onin pics

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

Good work! Two things that stood out to me: the color on the plant is fine, but as others have noted, the walls around it need some natural color besides white.
The other is the wood on the drawer, the colors seem too different and unnatural for the wood. I'd use something more like [this](www.furniturenation.co.uk/oak-furniture/oak-furniture-images/oak-furniture-oak-chests-of-drawers-3-drawers-chest.jpg) for a reference.
Altogether though, better than I can do!

Turkey Tagine. Cheap-as but totally amazing by ruuilin tonightsdinner

[–]samm1t 1 point2 points ago

I love tagines! The dish is also fantastic for making any meats you would otherwise bake.

bow and ahhhhhhhrrow by trigimil1in WTF

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Draaaaaw arrows!

How in the actual fuck? by uninc4life2010in videos

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You think I can pay him to mow my yard with that thing?

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Can we not do this college colors thing again? (self.self)

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After suffering through most of a pack of Feathers, I finally learned what "zero pressure" means, (self.wicked_edge)

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"Unicorn Poop" Cookies that I made for our staff meeting~ by bawriein food

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

We call these Play Doh cookies

A 474-year-old painting stolen by Nazis during World War II has been returned by US officials to the heirs of its Paris-based Italian Jewish owner. by DrJulianBashirin worldnews

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

I think this was in an episode of White Collar

Homemade Vanilla Extract, day 1 by maveriqin food

[–]samm1t 2 points3 points ago

I don't know if this is correct, but your name has 'foie' in it, so I'll go with it.

After a 7 Month separation from my wife and a bad divorce, I was finally able to meet my 3 and half month old son this past weekend. This is Terran. by CoyoteLandingbirdin daddit

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

How does this baby already know how to take self portraits!?

Why is everyone flipping sh** over the Tupac hologram when Disney theme parks have had similar special effects for multiple decades? by phpwormin AskReddit

[–]samm1t 2 points3 points ago

For more reading on the origin of the effect, give Hiding the Elephant a read!

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