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My wife is going crazy. I don't know what to do. by jbtrumpsin Parenting

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

At our two month checkup my son was hovering around birth weight, so our doctor recommended supplementing with a little formula. My wife wasn't overjoyed, but it did wonders for his weight and sleeping habits. At three months, he's now sleeping from 11p-8a with one diaper change/feeding in the middle!

What stores make you need to go to the bathroom? by Slenderpmanin AskReddit

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

God help you if you walk by me in Best Buy. My theory is that there's a self perpetuating fart cycle, akin to vomiting when you see someone vomit.

Decided to try my hand at some homemade pretzels by samm1tin food

[–]samm1t[S] 1 point2 points ago

I was in the same situation until I bought 2 pounds at Sam's Club. I guess I have a lot of pretzels to make!

Decided to try my hand at some homemade pretzels by samm1tin food

[–]samm1t[S] 1 point2 points ago

Recipe here. They were fairly easy, and tasted great!

Always makes my morning pee a tad more delightful. by Vincent_Karmain pics

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

You mean a wee bit more delightful?

Hey Austin!! It's time I pop the question and I could use a little help :) by edx77in Austin

[–]samm1t 27 points28 points ago

Take her to the Congress bridge to see the bats.
"Holy shit, will the stream of bats ever end?"
"I dunno, but you know what won't end? My love for you"
queue ring
queue bat poop on shoulder
Instant memory.

face five in a row by Kurat00rin gifs

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

That's six girls.

My grandmother claims this is her mother with Al Capone. Can anyone verify? I tried comparing pictures myself, to no avail. by shoooolerin pics

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

Only on reddit will you see such an example of "disregard grandma, acquire verification"

I gave coloring BW pics another try, thought it turned out well by b4dm1n7onin pics

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

Good work! Two things that stood out to me: the color on the plant is fine, but as others have noted, the walls around it need some natural color besides white.
The other is the wood on the drawer, the colors seem too different and unnatural for the wood. I'd use something more like [this](www.furniturenation.co.uk/oak-furniture/oak-furniture-images/oak-furniture-oak-chests-of-drawers-3-drawers-chest.jpg) for a reference.
Altogether though, better than I can do!

Turkey Tagine. Cheap-as but totally amazing by ruuilin tonightsdinner

[–]samm1t 1 point2 points ago

I love tagines! The dish is also fantastic for making any meats you would otherwise bake.

bow and ahhhhhhhrrow by trigimil1in WTF

How in the actual fuck? by uninc4life2010in videos

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

You think I can pay him to mow my yard with that thing?

"Unicorn Poop" Cookies that I made for our staff meeting~ by bawriein food

[–]samm1t 0 points1 point ago

We call these Play Doh cookies

Homemade Vanilla Extract, day 1 by maveriqin food

[–]samm1t 2 points3 points ago

I don't know if this is correct, but your name has 'foie' in it, so I'll go with it.

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