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Reddit, what kind of weird/awesome local characters does the place you live have? by kolinskyin AskReddit

[–]risto1116 1 point2 points ago

My hometown had a hairy tranny/crossdresser. Old skinny dude with 5 o'clock shadow, long leg hair, boobs, and always wore a skirt.

Now my new town has a homeless guy that rides a bike around and calls everyone "dog poop." It makes living here quite interesting.

Relationships are like cats and boxes by FuegoBlancoin funny

[–]risto1116 3 points4 points ago

Only, I wish I was a cat.

Silly little monokini {f} by eskininein gonewild

[–]risto1116 1 point2 points ago

I now know what a monokini is and I love it.

Apologies if inappropriate: Asking for help in finding job for wife in Gainesville or surrounding areas - she's a lawyer by malachi23in GNV

[–]risto1116 0 points1 point ago

What's stopping her from just opening a home office and offering consultation work while also looking for work as it comes in? Just curious, cause it seems that would be easier in the long run.

IAm Phil LaMarr voice actor, face actor (Mad TV, Pulp Fiction, Futurama) by Imphillamarrin IAmA

[–]risto1116 1 point2 points ago

For some reason, I can pick your voice out of any TV show. Especially when you do extra character voices on Futurama. This is not a bad thing- in fact, it means you're memorable. Also, your work on the Metal Gear Solid series.... AWESOME. I guess that's my question: how was it working on the MGS series? Do you ever play any of the games?

Found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me for the last 2 months, I've honestly never felt this low in my life, how do people deal with these kind of feelings? by s_dafuq_jin AskReddit

[–]risto1116 0 points1 point ago

Good advice. I'm going through something similar: she ended it after 5 years and was talking with another guy behind my back for the last few months of it. Shit hurts, it sucks, you will feel awful, you will have terrible thoughts, but through it all, time heals (forgive all the commas). I'm starting to get oriented back where I belong and look for happiness elsewhere. Once again, good advice.

Can someone explain the whole Dan Harmon, Chevy Chase, Sony, Season-Ending scare situation? by risto1116in community

[–]risto1116[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thank YOU for such a thorough explanation. Now I'm caught up (enough) to understand.

Can someone explain the whole Dan Harmon, Chevy Chase, Sony, Season-Ending scare situation? by risto1116in community

[–]risto1116[S] 1 point2 points ago

Helps out a lot. Exactly what I wanted. Thanks.

Why was Chevy being a dick? Brattiness? Or was there a reason? And was this during Season 1?

Best/Worst Fanbases? by VTHomelessin CFB

[–]risto1116 0 points1 point ago

So here's an experience no one will believe:

In 2006, I was 17 years old at the UF vs. UCF (University of Central Florida) game. I was just walking around UF's beautiful campus, saying hello to some friends, and generally just walking around pregame away from the drunks.

Almost every time I passed a group of UCF fans, I was heckled, yelled at, and even had a cup of beer (maybe water) thrown at me. Even against FSU, Miami, UGA, LSU, and other big name team fan bases, I have never been cursed at more, yelled at more, or been treated so shitty.

Also, keep in mind, most of the time I was walking by myself- alone. I never instigated anything. It put this hatred for UCF fans in my head that I've only recently shaken. What sucks is, I wanted to go to school for digital media and if UCF has one good quality, it's their computer sciences & media program. Always had a sour experience with them.

Weird, right?

What happens when you don't read the description on ebay... by pooey162in funny

[–]risto1116 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to start selling photos on ebay.

...and my parents will have to eat their words about me being a failure!

2-4 players. Half the fun is finding someone to play with! by iLiveInyourTreesin funny

[–]risto1116 3 points4 points ago

Suggested tagline: "Stampin' Ain't Easy."

TIL that George Lucas originally wanted Lando Calrissian to be the template for the Clone Army in 'Attack of the Clones' by Nickster79in todayilearned

[–]risto1116 0 points1 point ago

I see the confusion. The above theory about OB1 was something that came out in a magazine in the 70s I believe- and yes, was on that cracked article. However, I have my own theories as to what should happen in the prequels- not just the OB1 theory. Didn't mean to confuse.

TIL that George Lucas originally wanted Lando Calrissian to be the template for the Clone Army in 'Attack of the Clones' by Nickster79in todayilearned

[–]risto1116 4 points5 points ago

Like I said, this is a theory believed by others. Never claimed I came up with this.

TIL that George Lucas originally wanted Lando Calrissian to be the template for the Clone Army in 'Attack of the Clones' by Nickster79in todayilearned

[–]risto1116 4 points5 points ago

There's a lot of people that follow the Star Wars canon universe very strictly and I could be killed for my writings here today. Remember me as I lived....

TIL that George Lucas originally wanted Lando Calrissian to be the template for the Clone Army in 'Attack of the Clones' by Nickster79in todayilearned

[–]risto1116 2 points3 points ago

I reject the prequels and substitute my own storyline. Now someone give me millions of dollars, keep Lucas off my back, and I will give you 3 alternate prequels for your consideration.

TIL that George Lucas originally wanted Lando Calrissian to be the template for the Clone Army in 'Attack of the Clones' by Nickster79in todayilearned

[–]risto1116 28 points29 points ago

I know this is a theory believed by others, but my personal belief (before the prequels ever came out) was that was how Obi-Wan got his name- he was the genetic sample for the stormtroopers. In ANH, he was Ben Kenobi- referred by the nickname "Obi-Wan" Kenobi. The "Obi-Wan" came from OB1- an acronym or identifier for him being the original model.

...and while some of you certainly will reject this idea and theory- please think of what the alternative is: the prequels.

EDIT: Also, the theory that the "Clone Wars" (first mentioned in ANH) referred to Jedi clones and a war between the two meant that Ben Kenobi had a clone he had to fight (OB1 vs OB2). I respect this theory as well.

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