Help!?! How to deal with having chronic bitchface..

sighbirds · 2012-05-27T09:24:03.309257+00:00

Seriously, she has, or feels she has, a problem

What is the problem again? That her friends are idiots?

I never said her experience was bullshit. I said her friends are idiots and there is no such thing as bitch face.

these are people who the OP considers non-idiots, who do matter to her.

"I totally thought you were a bitch/stuck up/snob when I first met/saw you".

Hey let's be friends. Because idiotic opinions matter to me.

Is she wrong about this?

Yes.

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T09:20:25.760339+00:00

A man cannot force me to put the seat up for him.

Just like I'm not going to force a man to put the seat down for me.

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T09:04:02.334846+00:00

The worst was "for us, it's genetic

No shit. I'm a girl and I check out other girls.

Yet I'm smart enough to not look at cute guys while the man is in the vicinity.

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T09:00:49.398078+00:00

In the dark? No. You feel for the lid to put it up in the dark.

sighbirds · 2012-05-27T08:53:11.234440+00:00

There is no such thing as bitch face.

Why do people need to be fake and phony for people that are idiots and don't matter?

Like I asked, why do women have what's called bitch face and men have no definition for a lack of expression?

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T08:52:04.199618+00:00

We're talking about the lid not the seat.

The lid has a purpose and that purpose is to be down when not in use.

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T08:43:09.900998+00:00

a man can lift the lid when he needs to pee and the woman can put it down when she needs to pee?

No because most people put down the seat and the lid at the same time.

Toilets are not gender issues.

Do you want equality?

Men and women are different. Humans are for the most part the same.

Human beings are capable of putting down lids on toilets just as well as the next human.

If you are demanding special treatment

Special treatment would be demanding that other people put up the toilet seat because of gender.

The lid goes down for many reasons that have nothing to do with gender.

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T08:29:10.095896+00:00

So micro brews equal Gucci and Chanel.

Whomever wrote the original text was not thinking. ;)

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T08:25:37.487634+00:00

What you're saying is that some men are suddenly helpless when it comes to using toilets.

Point taken.

Most people have no problem putting both the seat and the lid down when they're done using a toilet.

It's not like it's rocket science.

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T08:17:35.912161+00:00

Why is it so hard to understand that a man can lift the lid when he needs to pee and

He can put it down when he's done.

He can also put the lid down after he takes a dump.

This has to be the most trivial thing to argue about.

You're absolutely right. The lid has a function.

and the woman can put it down when she needs to pee?

She can put down the lid when she needs to pee?

"a man can lift the lid when he needs to pee and the woman can put it down (the lid?) when she needs to pee?"

Oh okay. That makes total sense.

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T08:14:08.907743+00:00

The logical conclusion is that a man invented the toilet and they have lids for a reason.

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T08:07:15.715506+00:00

Well not all toilets have lids

Public restroom loos do not have lids.

Toilets in houses have lids.

Look, the ratio of the seat being down is 2 to 1.

Why is that so hard to understand?

The lid is also handy if you just want to have a seat in general.

The lid is handy so that you don't drop things in the toilet that can clog it.

The lid is handy so that it keeps germs in the toilet when you flush.

If I'm the only one cleaning the bathroom, I should make the rules on keeping things sanitary.

If men want to squelch the argument of the toilet seat they can learn how to intall a urinal in their home or have their own separate bathroom.

Until then men have to share with the opposite sex until situations improve to their liking.

Would men have a legitimate argument for peeing on the seat

NO ONE has a legit reason to pee on the sit. Not a man. Not a woman. And if they do they can clean up after themselves and no one would ever know they did it.

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T07:54:30.281287+00:00

Yeah whoops.

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T07:54:19.147654+00:00

If men are such geniuses why haven't they bottled the handbag and sold them in twelve packs at a reasonable price?

BackstageLeft · 2012-05-27T07:40:22.017502+00:00

No but I do think that men are capable of putting the lid down.

The lid has a purpose.

I don't know why men think they are beyond using a toilet properly.

If every one just put the lid down like they're supposed to there would be no argument.

wreckleague · 2012-05-27T07:17:40.094999+00:00

Now the toilet paper won't roll freely on the holder.

You too can enjoy the public restroom toilet paper experience without ever leaving the house.

my_cat_Moose · 2012-05-27T07:15:56.990205+00:00

Wooden chopstick.

DocJawbone · 2012-05-27T07:15:20.926068+00:00

Wear white t shirts.
Use gel or crystal deoderant.
Baby wipes or a wet wash rag will take off the deodorant, and they don't fall apart and make a bigger mess like tissue would.

onebat4u · 2012-05-27T07:11:31.829452+00:00

I like the dates on the toiletries and dish soaps.

Never thought adding it to my planner.

There's Amazon Subscribe and Save for that too.

BigDaddyFo · 2012-05-27T07:07:59.220890+00:00

Cold water.

Edit: If you want to turn a sun burn into a tan, use cold water.

IT WORKS.

Cold water also works well on other types of burns.

superfembot77 · 2012-05-27T07:05:17.758053+00:00

Jealous. BF does not like McD's.

alham89 · 2012-05-27T06:58:17.300375+00:00

I just bought a new waffle iron.

The house would never be the same without it.

Get a French press while you're at it.

Two items, in my opinion, that are directly connected to quality of life.

Bulletblackwolf · 2012-05-27T06:52:04.471802+00:00

You need to explain to him that it's not okay for him to eat all of your food

It thought food was meant to be eaten.

Bulletblackwolf · 2012-05-27T06:51:23.633778+00:00

What do you feed him? Why is he always hungry?

What do you two buy at the store? Who makes the lists, plans the meals and does the grocery shopping?

sighbirds · 2012-05-27T06:42:10.824356+00:00

What do men do about chonic asshole face?

I don't think that bitch face is a real thing that you have to worry about.

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