My girlfriend is becoming best friends with my ex that cheated on me several times with my best friend and left me. I'm worried that my ex is going to poison my current gf against me, since that's exactly how she acted for 4 years. I'm really torn on how to deal with this. Wat do?

Eternitras · 2012-05-27T13:34:37.350525+00:00

You can't control another person's behavior, and acting paranoid will just make her think your ex knows something that she doesn't. Let it go however it goes.

Cooperfan1111 · 2012-05-27T13:33:20.162301+00:00

Mushy dog food mashed up with egg yolk

lolatheism · 2012-05-27T13:29:25.275109+00:00

How about "Dude, you've got a tarantula in your eye?"

StinkYourTrollop · 2012-05-27T13:27:18.089251+00:00

That's the happiest-looking ribbon I've ever seen.

wbradleyjr1 · 2012-05-27T13:26:08.665578+00:00

They enlisted thinking that they would, and by the time they caught on they were essentially pieces of government property. Don't thank them, but don't scorn them, and employ them if you can. They were fed a diet of lies and it made them sick. They need a chance to start over, not lip service.

Tzeentch99 · 2012-05-27T03:02:46.014994+00:00

NO. TEA TREE OIL IS TOXIC TO DOGS AND CATS.

Disloyalsafe · 2012-05-27T02:58:50.596133+00:00

GO. If she refuses to pay, at least you'll still be alive.

ionlyuseredditatwork · 2012-05-27T00:53:22.793130+00:00

WOW! That's news to me!

Crazyames · 2012-05-26T20:56:31.367137+00:00

Huzzah!

ionlyuseredditatwork · 2012-05-26T20:41:05.515383+00:00

It's also good for cleaning the stove hood, spills, the fridge handle, etc. Not painted surfaces, though - sometimes it dissolves the paint!

disapproval_look · 2012-05-26T13:09:16.980269-07:00

Fargo

ionlyuseredditatwork · 2012-05-26T20:08:51.721851+00:00

You know what's even cheaper and works just as well? 91% isopropyl alcohol from the drugstore, in a spray bottle. I give them a good soaking, just in case they're only stunned by the fumes, but that's mostly because I'm scared of wasps.

Zman92 · 2012-05-26T20:02:35.181546+00:00

Water!

happlepaff · 2012-05-26T12:42:19.678457-07:00

Ah, there he is! I hope you get to keep him. He's beautiful.

happlepaff · 2012-05-26T19:26:16.563311+00:00

Try posting the photo again.

SterlingMallory · 2012-05-26T19:24:25.661339+00:00

Ask them if they need a bouncer.

Aarcn · 2012-05-26T19:17:02.314913+00:00

A few radio stations up in Vermont who haven't bought any new music since long before CDs were invented still play this sometimes. It's a nice tune, really.

quirksandkwales · 2012-05-26T19:04:15.116247+00:00

Ursula or Artemis, because she looks like a tiny bear.

krnsn · 2012-05-26T18:55:31.435318+00:00

I'm amazed you didn't go through withdrawal. Or have to have a PIN installed.

CaptainSanity · 2012-05-26T18:17:03.759569+00:00

This would work for one personality of a multiple (dissociative identity disorder).

thisisreallygross1 · 2012-05-26T16:29:01.033671+00:00

Don't squeeze that mofo. Get a little bottle of tea-tree oil, a tube of Bacitracin, and a box of Band-Aids. Every day, use a toothpick to put a drop of tea-tree oil on it. Then squeeze some Bacitracin on a Band-Aid and slap it on (this will also stop you from introducing more germs by squeezing it). Make this a part of your morning or evening routine.

navtav · 2012-05-26T09:15:24.674762-07:00

Wear natural-fiber or rayon shorts & undies and a loose shirt. Guzzle water nonstop.

tianas_knife · 2012-05-26T09:13:49.876914-07:00

Why not? If anything, you'll probably get a better reception there than you will here trying to use people's religious orientation to get them to pay for your education. A lot of Pagans really don't like that sort of thing.

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