What is your biggest secret desire that you are ashamed of telling anyone?

Palinsupporter · 9 months

palinsupporter, really? lol whatever floats your boat. i don't think i actually want to see the end of civilization, but you bet your ass i'm getting ready for it. i have blueprints for a zombieproof, sustainable house that is completely self reliant and can support about 6 people indefinitely, as long as there's sunshine. i started a seed bank a few years back and now have over 2,000 seeds of edible crops and fruits that can be grown inside, except the obvious exotic ones that would have to be outside in the right climate. people say i'm paranoid as fuck but i'm gonna live.

wwcd · 1 year

Now what the fuck would her sexual orientation have to do with this?

therealPlato · 1 year

This is really cool, but I wish there were more humanities than just the French revolution.

go1dfish · 1 year

My girlfriend and I (we're lesbians) were flying out of Oklahoma City and the TSA agent scanning the bags via the computer screen called all the other TSA agents over to point and laugh when he saw our strap-on on the screen.

Normally I'm a very relaxed person, not embarrassed by anything sexual, but I really did find that humiliating.

spiffyP · 1 year

I've never seen Tim Allen use the title "Dr." Where have you seen this? I'm curious.

TheCatAndSgtBaker · 1 year

Yeah, it's perfectly acceptable to exploit children so pedophiles can get their fix. Oh, right, why didn't I think of that?

/sarcasm

vitty · 1 year

Isn't that a female orangutan? Males have radically different faces.

arctic_hare · 1 year

Both religions pray to the same god.

slex29 · 1 year

I don't mean to be crass, but I do have a question for you. You say that Southern Baptists support our troops. How does this reconcile with the commandment that "thou shalt not kill"?

Again, not trying to antagonize. I've just always wondered how war fit into that commandment, as many Christians seem to be in support of the armed forces.

PhilxBefore · 1 year

Everything I've ever posted to that site says that I'm male. I'm not. But I'm gay, so maybe that has something to do with it?

Edit: I'm not butch at all. No one ever thinks I'm a lesbian.

quitesonew · 1 year

I nearly lost it when he said that. Hilarious!

craybatesedu · 1 year

Well, some of the masculine girls I've dated have had psychological gender identity issues like you're describing... Many were almost transgender in the sense that they wanted a penis, imagined themselves to have a penis, wouldn't let me touch their breasts, etc. Others just feel more comfortable in typically male clothing and are perfectly comfortable with their female bodies.

craybatesedu · 1 year

How do you know that? No one EVER thinks I'm a lesbian because I look VERY feminine, and I have dated very feminine women in the past.

aspaceoddity · 1 year

In my relationships (and those of most of my gay friends) it's always been pretty obvious. I'm extremely "feminine" in the traditional sense, and while I usually don't date "butch" girls (although, sometimes...), the women I date definitely play the "masculine" role more often than I do. I don't think the discussion would have ever come up in any relationship I was in, because it would have already been clear.

fade_like_a_sigh · 2 years

This.

I've always said that incest doesn't gross me out, unless it's intergenerational. I don't know if there could ever be a truly consensual incestuous relationship between parent and child, for example. It seems like the parent would almost always be able to abuse their position in the relationship.

But, meh. I'm pretty sure that I support all consensual sexual relations between adults.

Oatybar · 2 years

So, you don't put your pillows in their cases tag side first?

SecretSnack · 2 years

His body looks like Vince Vaughn's.

xentropy · 2 years

Well that's racist.

quitesonew · 2 years

For everyone getting their panties in a twist, saying that the OP thinks that all black people look alike... look at that kid. He looks like Obama. Don't read too much into it.

EthicalReasoning · 2 years

Someone must have an "underlying psychological problem" to reject traditional, societally-imposed gender roles? Christ.

hepafilter · 2 years

Upvoted for both proper uses of it(')s!

richard_d_nixon · 2 years

Haha. I doubt it was me.

richard_d_nixon · 2 years

Yeah, I think you're right. What's that called, the participle? It sounds wrong to me, "have drunk." "Have drank," even though it's wrong, sounds perfectly fine.

richard_d_nixon · 2 years

I gave them to people in my class, although if I put my mind to it I definitely could've drank (drunk?) them all by myself.

richard_d_nixon · 2 years

And I thought I was lucky when a vending machine gave me 7 orange juices and spit my money back out at me.

quitesonew

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