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queenmaeve on I found out today that Barbie has a thing for Ellen

2012-02-10T14:53:07.996918+00:00-0700

I just did, although I'm guessing she's getting multiples of it.

queenmaeve on How does this get through unnoticed?

2012-02-10T14:40:20.748786+00:00-0700

I usually set dummy copy in magenta, just in case.

queenmaeve on For people who wear their pants below their ass

2011-12-28T09:48:23.351281-07:00-0700

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp

queenmaeve on How I feel when a car speeds past me and gets pulled over

2011-09-02T10:52:14.215669-07:00-0700

Especially if it passed on the right.

queenmaeve on 9/11 Coloring book: on sale now!

2011-09-02T10:45:03.961442-07:00-0700

Wow.

queenmaeve on "Don't Let Your Kids Watch Chaz Bono On Dancing With The Stars" --- Apparently watching a grown man living the way they choose to, is a bad message for kids.

2011-09-02T10:40:57.174364-07:00-0700

That was so badly written that the author couldn't figure out what gender of pronoun to use.

queenmaeve on Who would eat these?

2011-09-02T10:37:56.769243-07:00-0700

Yummy!

queenmaeve on Who would eat these?

2011-09-02T10:27:05.791828-07:00-0700

I would have marketed them as Gummy Boogers.

queenmaeve on i FUCKING HATE VERIZON.

2011-09-02T10:25:31.011198-07:00-0700

"Real classy" indeed.

queenmaeve on My Grandma gave me this card for my birthday. She's 85 years old and in the early stages of Alzheimer's

2011-09-02T10:15:29.340059-07:00-0700

Your grandma rocks.

queenmaeve on Just a guy eating some mayo on the bus.

2011-09-02T10:13:05.634706-07:00-0700

I think that's definitely a skirt.

queenmaeve on A math joke I can appreciate

2011-09-02T10:12:26.063533-07:00-0700

Thank you.

queenmaeve on Just a guy eating some mayo on the bus.

2011-09-02T09:39:58.431688-07:00-0700

Guy?

queenmaeve on This generation's less skanky, equally dumb, tramp stamp.

2011-09-02T09:37:41.229586-07:00-0700

That looks painful.

queenmaeve on A math joke I can appreciate

2011-09-02T09:36:42.710276-07:00-0700

How about an explanation for those of us who haven't taken math in a long time?

queenmaeve on What condiment do you use when eating your Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich?

2011-09-02T09:25:02.129911-07:00-0700

I don't eat there. http://news.change.org/stories/yes-chick-fil-a-says-we-explicitly-do-not-like-same-sex-couples

queenmaeve on I take this to mean that we are encouraged to play Hockey with pet shit.

2011-09-02T08:57:10.410762-07:00-0700

Or that man is going to do something unpleasant to that dog.

queenmaeve on y can't y'all be as smart as me

2011-09-02T08:49:33.999524-07:00-0700

"As smart as I"

queenmaeve on Reddit, in the two years I've left high school and gone to college I have not made any friends. Advice?

2011-09-02T08:47:27.640506-07:00-0700

Two suggestions for feeling less awkward: 1.Take dance lessons. This will make you more comfortable in your body and get you out meeting people. 2. Join Toastmasters or another club that practices public speaking. This will make you more confident and help your conversational skills. Both of these worked for me.

Very moving interpretive dance.

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 10:35:26 -0700

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queenmaeve on One handed boxer sues TSA for denying employment and saying he's unfit to work.

2011-07-27T06:50:27.348629-07:00-0700

I'm sorry, but it reminded me of [this.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty68LPKRQQQ)

queenmaeve on I'm moving, but I'm not going to be caught carrying a box with correct labeling.

2011-07-27T06:46:00.245303-07:00-0700

Translation: "Star Wars Action Figures."

queenmaeve on Thrift stores see boom times in hard times

2011-07-27T06:42:55.497846-07:00-0700

My husband and I lost weight around the same time as we lost our jobs. [The Savers Store](http://www.savers.com/) was the only way to go. On a good day we can come home with a shopping bag full of practically new (and sometimes actually new) clothes for around $30.

queenmaeve on 33 Questions About American History You're Not Supposed to Ask

2011-07-25T08:54:35.470562-07:00-0700

From those fabulous folks that publish Ann Coulter.

queenmaeve on Chemistry poster in Dexter Morgan's office?

2011-07-25T06:59:39.541658-07:00-0700

A description of the poster would be helpful.