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He thinks he is good at hiding by MyDogsNameIsCarlin corgi

[–]pranksterturtle 2 points3 points ago

Them chicken wings.

TIL In Germany, denying the holocaust happened is a crime and offenders can receive up 5 years in prison. by NURKYin todayilearned

[–]pranksterturtle 0 points1 point ago

To me, it's a cautionary tale in giving your government too much power.

Yeah, other citizens might kill in ones or twos or even tens. But if your government takes a disliking to your ethnic/religious/whatever group, they'll kill you and everybody who even somewhat looks or thinks like you and then expect everybody to call it a great act of patriotism.

TIL In Germany, denying the holocaust happened is a crime and offenders can receive up 5 years in prison. by NURKYin todayilearned

[–]pranksterturtle 0 points1 point ago

Again, I need to do some reading, but I can't find any other reference to this:

Armenians joined with the Russian forces, and grouped into guerrilla bands. They began attacking the Turkish Army in the rear, and even before the Russo-Armenian forces arrived, they succeeded in capturing Van, massacred its entire Muslim population, and razed the entire city.

I assume they're referring to the Siege of Van. Either the truth is pretty well-hidden in popular sources about the Siege, or this is an exaggeration, which makes me leery of trusting the author's other statements without citations.

Forget zombies, Lets talk about killing robots. by KrobertGin guns

[–]pranksterturtle 1 point2 points ago

To scare the bejeezus out of whoever the US military goes up against.

Realistically, though, carrying shit so the meatbag soldiers don't have to.

Can we please keep politics out of /r/guns? by INEEDMILKin guns

[–]pranksterturtle 7 points8 points ago

Regardless of the Presidents stance, he needs Congress to pass the bill to him in the first place.

But he can appoint Supreme Court justices, which is what I'm concerned about. Of course, he needs the Senate to confirm the appointment, too, but it's still cause for a bit of concern considering how slim the margins are.

TIL In Germany, denying the holocaust happened is a crime and offenders can receive up 5 years in prison. by NURKYin todayilearned

[–]pranksterturtle 2 points3 points ago

From the Turkish perspective, Armenians were attacking peaceful Turkish people and committing mass murders, so actually the Turks fought back. There are many photos of Turkish kids and women supposedly killed by Armenians.

Can I get a link? I haven't seen any mention of that on the part of the Armenians.

I don't know which one is true(does anybody knows?), just telling you what is the general Turkish perspective of the events.

I get that, but I also know that the scholarly/historian consensus is that it was indeed a systematic genocide. I need to do some more reading, obviously, but that's the way it looks to me as well.

TIL In Germany, denying the holocaust happened is a crime and offenders can receive up 5 years in prison. by NURKYin todayilearned

[–]pranksterturtle 1 point2 points ago

I'm just getting started in studying the Genocide in a detailed way, but just from cursory examination it certainly looks like genocide -- there were quite a number of massacres of the Armenians before deportation was attempted. Sure, the Armenians occasionally fought back, but that doesn't make it not genocide to kill hundreds of thousands of members of an ethnic group because they're part of that ethnic group.

TIL In Germany, denying the holocaust happened is a crime and offenders can receive up 5 years in prison. by NURKYin todayilearned

[–]pranksterturtle 2 points3 points ago

Fun fact: the word "genocide" was coined in 1943 to describe the events of the Armenian Genocide.

Family needs help in finding missing person in MD - Ramon Rosario by homescrubin maryland

[–]pranksterturtle 0 points1 point ago

The family is probably not taking it to authorities, which is probably why they posted it on a facebook page.

Any idea why not? That's the only way to get the ball rolling for a large number of resources (missing persons databases, hospital John/Jane Doe searches, conventional search and rescue).

OMG it's her!! by j1ggyin funny

[–]pranksterturtle 3 points4 points ago

It's from Michelle Obama's visit to Andalucia.

Smoking Level ∞ by cgarciajin gifs

[–]pranksterturtle 6 points7 points ago

You probably could fairly safely. Divers do it all the time.

OMG it's her!! by j1ggyin funny

[–]pranksterturtle 3 points4 points ago

Thom Yorke on pirating. by Fscythein radiohead

[–]pranksterturtle 0 points1 point ago

Yep, a plain old iPod.

Should CCW be allowed on airplanes? by spinozasrobotin guns

[–]pranksterturtle 7 points8 points ago

The answer is so obvious I can't imagine how people believe that a plane with a hole in it would explode instead of venting gas slowly through the hole.

Goldfinger.

Thom Yorke on pirating. by Fscythein radiohead

[–]pranksterturtle 0 points1 point ago

You seem to know a bit about this. Are there any services that allow you to listen offline without a smartphone? I don't have one yet.

How many of you campers pack a weapon? by jasontimmurin CampingandHiking

[–]pranksterturtle 2 points3 points ago

If I have a pack with a waist strap or support, I wear it in an REI fanny pack that I've shoehorned a holster into. It slides right onto the pack's strap.

If the pack is light enough that it doesn't require a waist strap, I might wear it in an inside the waistband holster like this one.

Time for some target practice. by MrCowabungain WTF

[–]pranksterturtle 0 points1 point ago

"Firing range," "shooting range," or just plain "range" are the usual terms.

Twenty years of hiking and I've never been so disgusted by manuredujourin pics

[–]pranksterturtle 7 points8 points ago

...Don't do that, either. It makes the trees susceptible to disease.

So this is what it's like to be a cargo ship in the Indian Ocean today. by DEMAGin videos

[–]pranksterturtle 15 points16 points ago

What do they transfer off to?

Reddit, a man was attacked in Baltimore, Police need help identifying attackers. Let's help. by anthemridesin videos

[–]pranksterturtle 2 points3 points ago

If you are surrounded by a bunch of punks alone and feel threatened, you either try to distance yourself or know how to fight.

By that point it may already be too late -- that's where situational awareness and avoidance come in. Unfortunately, those are hard to come by if you're as drunk as Mountain Dew appeared to be.

Also, fighting a group engaged in a Group Monkey Dance is an emphatically bad idea unless you have no choice or have to fight to get away.

Reddit, a man was attacked in Baltimore, Police need help identifying attackers. Let's help. by anthemridesin videos

[–]pranksterturtle 0 points1 point ago

If I could get a circular saw and cut Baltimore City, PG county, and most of the DC suburbs out of the state, I would. Shit's seriously out of control.

Does anyone recognize the victim of this assault outside the courthouse? by ju66l3rin baltimore

[–]pranksterturtle 4 points5 points ago

I think he was very, very drunk.

What is the most offensive thing a customer has ever said to you? by NatelieOnein AskReddit

[–]pranksterturtle 9 points10 points ago

I would like a pound of cheese. No, not that cheese, that cheese. No, the other one! Can I get a sample? Actually, I think I'll have the first cheese.

This is too much. I thought it was on sale! I want to speak to your manager.

Alternatively, I would like a quarter pound of everything, individually wrapped.

My friend's flight got cancelled. He gave zero fucks. by wave517in CampingandHiking

[–]pranksterturtle 5 points6 points ago

What kind of bivvy?

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