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Ramsay owns an asshole reporter. by MonsieurLeBeefin videos

[–]poktanju 1 point2 points ago

Ron Swanson drinks scotch on the show. He prefers Lagavulin. But we're circlejerking about steak, not whisky.

This makes me feel so sad :( by Cupcake_in_Acidin adventuretime

[–]poktanju 5 points6 points ago

Every remotely fantastical series will be St. Elsewhered. It's an Internet Rule.

This makes me feel so sad :( by Cupcake_in_Acidin adventuretime

[–]poktanju 5 points6 points ago

The bizarre world of Ooo has a tragic past, but also promise and hope for the future. This world doesn't.

Why do cities in the US Southwest have huge grids of roads carved into apparent wilderness? by poktanjuin urbanplanning

[–]poktanju[S] 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the better examples I can find -- a big grid of named streets covering an area as large as Albuquerque itself, but with almost no development. Is this a leftover from previous urban planning initiatives, an artifact of homesteading law, or something else?

Top Gear test track infographic by RockyMountainRiderin TopGear

[–]poktanju 2 points3 points ago

I think it's a coincidence. Cars capable of that sort of performance don't come out that frequently.

I find hatless Finn cute (even though I'm a straight guy). by Cupcake_in_Acidin adventuretime

[–]poktanju 1 point2 points ago

As a Catholic priest, this is going to be a really tired joke.

Jeremy Clarkson scarecrow slows village traffic by tomdoughty94in TopGear

[–]poktanju 5 points6 points ago

"If Jeremy Clarkson's assuming a hunchbacked posture that suggests he's been hastily assembled out of cardboard and old clothes, there's a strong chance that it is the genuine Jeremy Clarkson."

When it suddenly sinks in that there's no point looking forward to Thursday anymore. by Hickspyin community

[–]poktanju 1 point2 points ago

Ahh... I thought you meant no point looking forward to Thursday forever.

Thousand Islands Lake, China by Suriv_Dnimin pics

[–]poktanju 0 points1 point ago

This lake is in western Zhejiang province, about 350 km / 200 mi south-west of Shanghai.

Promo photo for season 5. But what does it mean? by meinhyperspeedin breakingbad

[–]poktanju 76 points77 points ago

The best laid plans of meth and men, go often awry.

Serious reports of outbreaks of cannibalism in North Korea by HumourNoirin worldnews

[–]poktanju 0 points1 point ago

Around blacks, never relax; around Chinese, never... be at ease? That is not nearly as catchy. Your premise is flawed.

Mr. Gale White by grahvityin breakingbad

[–]poktanju 16 points17 points ago

You can strongly admire a person without wanting to screw them. Unless you're on tumblr.

The #1 Stereotype of Britain by 94svtcobrain funny

[–]poktanju 0 points1 point ago

"Funking"? Don't tell me that's a TV edit. The whole joke in that scene was Angel saying "Leslie Tiller was fucking murdered!" and Danny putting a pound in the swear box for him, and then Andy saying "change the fucking record!" and other Andy putting a pound in for him.

The #1 Stereotype of Britain by 94svtcobrain funny

[–]poktanju 1 point2 points ago

It is if you hate comedy or the English.

Salvation assured at Ganges by fuddikillerin WTF

[–]poktanju 0 points1 point ago

You're right, but there are other factors at play. For example, it is well attested by local and foreign sources that the Tiananmen protestors were attacking and killing soldiers before the infamous crackdown took place. Some Chinese misguidedly use these actions as justification for the government response. Upon hearing such an argument the Westerner, not aware of this version of events, believes it more likely that the whole story is propaganda and the Chinese is brainwashed. It's a two-way street...

Netflix is SO AWESOME. - "We know you'll watch it too" by LowFatCheezein mylittlepony

[–]poktanju 17 points18 points ago

Hitler wasn't annoying; quite the opposite, in fact. If he was annoying, he would not have been such a problem.

I am a 18 year old Native American, born and raised on a native reserve in Canada. AMA by benhasakidin IAmA

[–]poktanju 0 points1 point ago

How about the one in Port Perry? That's owned by the Mississaugas of Scugog Island.

I am a 18 year old Native American, born and raised on a native reserve in Canada. AMA by benhasakidin IAmA

[–]poktanju 2 points3 points ago

Why do you post rude comments? Does it scare your insecurity away?

I am a 18 year old Native American, born and raised on a native reserve in Canada. AMA by benhasakidin IAmA

[–]poktanju 0 points1 point ago

The way he phrased it made it seem like he meant the north of the whole country, which would be strange considering that it's further south than four provincial capitals.

Salvation assured at Ganges by fuddikillerin WTF

[–]poktanju -3 points-2 points ago

I don't consider misanthropy much better than racism. The overpopulation argument goes out the window when you're teeing off on people with two or three kids.

The #1 Stereotype of Britain by 94svtcobrain funny

[–]poktanju 8 points9 points ago

That's a shame. I was ready to burst in and say 'not just any English accent, but a proper West Country accent; you will know you have succeeded when you no longer understand what's being said'.

The noble unicorn. by acdcpeonin funny

[–]poktanju 1 point2 points ago

Hey man, say it don't spray it.

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