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Went for another hike. Found the car again. This time someone has been here.. by BR0THAKYLEin pics

[–]phuntism 7 points8 points ago

Waterproof car stereos are pretty valuable, so it makes sense.

Went for another hike. Found the car again. This time someone has been here.. by BR0THAKYLEin pics

[–]phuntism 15 points16 points ago

Zoiks!!!!! Let's get outta here Scoob!

Why are humans so bad at childbirth? by ProbablyOnTheToiletin askscience

[–]phuntism -10 points-9 points ago

There's nothing like cold placenta sandwiches .

My mother, to this day... by down_vote_magnetin AdviceAnimals

[–]phuntism 0 points1 point ago

  1. Download and patch Chrome
  2. Change Chrome's icon to 'the big blue E'
  3. Remove/hide IE

C'mon bolaxao, get your head in the game... there are lame people depending on us.

What Pavlovian response have you developed accidentally? by jonathansayreallenin AskReddit

[–]phuntism 1 point2 points ago

She weighed like 1500 lbs - she was a fucking hippo.

So this just walked into class... The suit seals the deal for me. by MSgtGunnyin pics

[–]phuntism 10 points11 points ago

The EXIF data says iPhone 4S, but the photo quality is clearly from an iPhone 3GS - LOL WTF?!!

Wow, are we really comparing the two? by megisneatin funny

[–]phuntism 0 points1 point ago

They're not real diamonds, I already asked. :(

Wow, are we really comparing the two? by megisneatin funny

[–]phuntism 3 points4 points ago

I'm pretty sure he wasn't laughing at the time.

Is it still compensating if you admit it? by hamhandablein funny

[–]phuntism 0 points1 point ago

Just wondering, do you put the Cayman in the same category? I've heard it's a much different (and entertaining) drive due to its lighter weight.

I wouldn't know personally, (I only drive El Caminos), but it would seem like the Cayman has a legit niche.

My mom saw a female duck walking in circles around a storm drain this morning... by katedidin pics

[–]phuntism 9 points10 points ago

Goats don't lay eggs.

Most indestructible by googlywooshin funny

[–]phuntism -1 points0 points ago

They only sell those pants at one Dillard's.

Boner Help by manualbagelin bigdickproblems

[–]phuntism 0 points1 point ago

I'm not trolling. I'm advocating a paleo format to diet/nutrition.

Boner Help by manualbagelin bigdickproblems

[–]phuntism 0 points1 point ago

Eat more often, but smaller portions.

Not true, look up the thermic effect of food for an explanation.

And maybe the easiest heuristic for deciding what not to eat:
- Avoid processed food.

"BUT THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?!?!!"
- Learn how to cook Meat and Vegetables.

Butter, eat as much as you can by TheNoNameBrandin funny

[–]phuntism 5 points6 points ago

And vitamin K!

Door at St Edward's Parish Church in the Cotswolds, flanked by yew trees by DrJulianBashirin pics

[–]phuntism -3 points-2 points ago

Why does it matter that the trees are Jewish?

Kenya rangers shoot dead five suspected poachers by splunge4me2in worldnews

[–]phuntism 2 points3 points ago

Instead of rhino horn, they should all strive for their own SUV, 3500 sq/ft house, and a wakeboarding boat to tow to the lake on weekends. Then the world would be fixed.

Kenya rangers shoot dead five suspected poachers by splunge4me2in worldnews

[–]phuntism 2 points3 points ago

Hey, if you're looking for poacher penis, I know a guy who can get you a full sack. PM me.

The many fashions of San Franciscan men by girlpartin pics

[–]phuntism 1 point2 points ago

As a person who has worn Levis, I can verify they are jeans.

Cabinet Fail by BluntMastermindin funny

[–]phuntism 1 point2 points ago

This kills the dishes.

Tops everything ive seen in bf3 by sunatoriin gaming

[–]phuntism 57 points58 points ago

Are you sure, I'm pretty sure Redneck Rampage is how things really are in the South.

Tops everything ive seen in bf3 by sunatoriin gaming

[–]phuntism 9 points10 points ago*

No, you're an ugly bag of mostly water.

*Edit: no offense intended, it is an accurate description.

What is happening when I wake up starving, wait an hour or two and don't eat, and the hunger dissipates? by ludvigsrain askscience

[–]phuntism 0 points1 point ago

Breaking down your tissues begins way before you run out of fat.

Example:
3,500 calories per pound of fat
2,000 calories per day
150lb person with 15% body fat (a normal looking person, almost 'skinny' for an American)

This person has enough fat for 40 days of no eating. If you manage to scrounge up a few roots or berries every day, you could make it two months on eating almost nothing.

Now, this 'thermodynamic approach' is very over-simplified, and doesn't work with humans. But my point is, you're not running out of fat anytime soon.

What is happening when I wake up starving, wait an hour or two and don't eat, and the hunger dissipates? by ludvigsrain askscience

[–]phuntism -2 points-1 points ago

This, however, might not be in line with the way our ancestors have been eating for hundreds of thousands of years.

(ftfy)

Or many millions of years, depending on what you're counting.

Anyone know Them? by bbenxd8in funny

[–]phuntism 0 points1 point ago

Skeletor is probably a woman, because that is a very feminine bird she's flippin.

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