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How I know I'm not logged in by bjgroomin AdviceAnimals

[–]phumble45 -1 points0 points ago

This is the standard copy/paste /r/atheism response to anyone who criticizes r/atheism. For the last time guys, you are inferior. Anyone who unsubscribes from /r/athiesm is a better human being than you. You are bad people and you should feel bad.

Not the worst logic... by stumps420in funny

[–]phumble45 -6 points-5 points ago

I know. I saw how few comments this thread had, and I just had this burning desire to post. But it seems Condhor had put cold water on my plans.

Not the worst logic... by stumps420in funny

[–]phumble45 -17 points-16 points ago

Came here to post that shit.

Japan machine gun girl in bikini [NSFW] by kenpachi1in WTF

[–]phumble45 -1 points0 points ago

Was that the impossibru guy? Or am I just a bit racist?

Well, that was unexpected. by TheCorpsein videos

[–]phumble45 5 points6 points ago

If you had asked me all the things I would expect to find in that video, Tommy Lee Jones is literally at the bottom of that list.

Funny how it's taken so long to create a male birth control option-but researchers caution that it should be non-hormonal b/c contraceptives that rely on disrupting production of the male hormone "cause side effects such as mood swings, acne and irritability." Hah. by Dianaein TwoXChromosomes

[–]phumble45 3 points4 points ago

I don't understand. Apart from the fact that it is clear that male birth control is more difficult and has a potential for greater risk (based not only on what we do know about it, but also on what we don't) the argument being made here still doesn't make sense. No one is forcing women to take birth control pills. You DO NOT have to take them. What you are saying is, because you are putting your own health at risk by taking daily medication, then men should have to as well? You make the choice as to whether or not you want to take birth control, and leave others to make their own choices.

World's First Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal by pdxchicin videos

[–]phumble45 -4 points-3 points ago

Guess again

World's First Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal by pdxchicin videos

[–]phumble45 -3 points-2 points ago

I also grew up with him. I am also in the video. Checkmate.

World's First Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal by pdxchicin videos

[–]phumble45 -2 points-1 points ago

Not morally bankrupt so much as shallow and attention-seeking.

World's First Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal by pdxchicin videos

[–]phumble45 -5 points-4 points ago

I think you are. Are you friends with them? Do you know them? How do you know any of this?

World's First Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal by pdxchicin videos

[–]phumble45 -6 points-5 points ago

People who propose like this deserve to be told no. On the surface it appears like a nice gesture, but you are actually being a massive dick by putting her in a position that is awkward, uncomfortable, embarrassing and public. As if she would possibly say no to this, she would be too embarrassed.

Plus the fact that you videotaped the whole thing to put on the internet shows how selfish you are. This is now all about you, and your grand gesture. You have taken all the meaning and the love out of it and made your proposal a circus side-show.

'Soccer' vs Football. So TRUE by Cowboy_Bebopin videos

[–]phumble45 3 points4 points ago

Then you owe me 20pence. Because I know for a fact that varying amounts of people in Australia, as well as New Zealand, South Africa, Wales, Ireland and even some people in Argentina will refer to Rugby, Rugby League, AFL, or Gaelic football as "Football".

'Soccer' vs Football. So TRUE by Cowboy_Bebopin videos

[–]phumble45 1 point2 points ago

Unqualified, the word football applies to whichever form of football is the most popular in the regional context in which the word appears, including association football, as well as American football, Australian rules football, Canadian football, Gaelic football, rugby league, rugby union[1] and other related games. These variations of football are known as football "codes".

From Wikipeida

TL;DR Football is a generic term for a lot of games, there is no correct usage and the word "soccer" was invented in England, and is still used in areas in which rugby is more popular.

365 Days of Beard Time Lapse by seattlesince81in pics

[–]phumble45 0 points1 point ago

Once your beard reaches max level, it stops leveling.

I almost had a heart attack watching this by Pniseatingcephalopodin videos

[–]phumble45 0 points1 point ago

My feet just cramped up hardcore.

This was on my facebook feed. A good friend, indeed. by Home_sweet_domein pics

[–]phumble45 -1 points0 points ago

obvious attempt at viral marketing

If you could get rid of one social custom what would it be? by JackPhilbyin AskReddit

[–]phumble45 70 points71 points ago

I have lived in Germany for years and never once saw anyone eat a burger with a knife and fork. I ate a shitload of burgers in Germany, and they are very popular, not once did I see this. Burgers there were fine.

Pizza I can confirm. The first time I ordered a pizza and it didn't come sliced I wasn't quite sure what to do. I tried to pick the whole thing up, and then tear chunks off it.

No one will know:> by Karma-Farmain trees

[–]phumble45 -1 points0 points ago

How to start a house fire 101

Please share your wisdom with us! by twinrixin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]phumble45 2 points3 points ago

You wouldn't use die, der, or das in front of a pronoun anyway, it makes no sense grammatically, so I guess it doesn't matter what she uses.

Virus Russian Roulette [FIXED] by PerkisPowerin funny

[–]phumble45 11 points12 points ago

Do you not have access to google?

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]phumble45 15 points16 points ago

In that video the reporter literally says "he took my high away, he fucked up my trip"

LMFAO Killed Shuffle by Phyxxationin videos

[–]phumble45 0 points1 point ago

I know those words but that title makes no sense

I was about to enjoy the rest of my chocolate muffin, when... by wookashin WTF

[–]phumble45 0 points1 point ago

NO FUCK NO GOD NO

9Gags '4Chan Raid Plans' seem very diabolical. (xPost from /4chan) by KingNickin funny

[–]phumble45 0 points1 point ago

4chan is trolling 4chan.

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