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5 Killer Online Dating Techniques for Men by valenciaolein datingadvice

[–]phoenixfirekitten 2 points3 points ago

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I think the title here could be a bit clearer. These aren't so much online dating tips for men as which pictures they should use. Le sigh. I found my boyfriend online (OKCupid to be exact), and I actually only messaged him because I saw that he enjoyed Literati...and we had several other things in common. While he's attractive, the only thing about the photos that caught my eye was he had one taken with a kitteh.... and critters automatically make guys seem more friendly to me. :P

My corgi's default position by trotskiin aww

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My Dachshund, Gulliver, kicks his back legs out like that whenever he's really comfy..like when he's chewing on a pig ear.

My 9 month old Shih Tzu snubs his dry food now. Should i make a switch? by [deleted]in Pets

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He might just be less interested in food now that he's older. If you're concerned about him not eating as much, you could try adding a little chicken broth to make it more nomilicious. Luckily for me, I have hound dogs (a Dachshund and a Basset). They luuuuuurve food.... on the downside, they also eat things they shouldn't.

DAE put potato chips inside their sandwiches? by omgChubbsin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]phoenixfirekitten -1 points0 points ago

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Ooooooooh yes! I loves tato chips in muh sammiches! But then again, I also like PB and cheese...

Sixpack of Badgers by subtextualin aww

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This so made my day!! Yay cuddles! I call my boyfriend Badger all the time. warm fuzzies

Dude's report after trying Beggin' Strips by Rolloutin WTF

[–]phoenixfirekitten 0 points1 point ago

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That is so hilariously gross! Gwenivere used to want to munch on her waste, but wouldn't munch on Gulliver's. I found that weird since they both liked kitty poo.

Chimpanzee's plan to attack zoo visitors shows evidence of premeditated thought. SHIT. by kopo27in WTF

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Now, if Santino could learn to throw a football, he could be the first Chimp to play for the Detroit Lions... and probably do a better job than most have.

Steampunk Dalek by untemperedschismin doctorwho

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This is hands down one of the coolest things I have ever seen. I heart my Daleks!

Hey Reddit Facebookers- Please help save Spork, a mini-dachshund who may be euth'd or kenneled for the rest of his life for being afraid of the vet.... by buggin Pets

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Spork looks just like my little Gulliver... who is also afraid of the vet... and everything else that is taller than him (which is everything basically). Doxies are that way and probably even worse when their owners spoil them (as I sadly have Gulliver).

I am proud to say Gulliver will let someone clip his nails though.

People of sexxit: Once intercourse starts, how long should a man last? by 4AMin sex

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It depends on the day, but most days, I want to orgasm.... and seeing as how it doesn't take long for me to do so... especially when my man bends me over the couch.. that's not asking too much.

However, there are other days where I'm happy just to be connected to him sexually and could care less about my orgasm... or 6 of them (did I mention I'm in love with Adonis?).

I'd like five minutes of sex though. But that's not asking much :)

Dude's report after trying Beggin' Strips by Rolloutin WTF

[–]phoenixfirekitten 4 points5 points ago

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My dogs love Beggin' Strips... unfortunately, they also eat things like fuzz, junk out of the kitties' litter box (my boyfriend and I grimace and call it "the buffet"), yellow snow, etc.

Simply put, the pups don't have solid judgment. But they're adorable so I forgive them.

One of my chalk pastel creations! by phoenixfirekittenin pics

[–]phoenixfirekitten[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Awwww :) Thanks very much! And I found what you said to be quite interesting actually... it made me attempt to further explain myself for the sake of effective communication. :thumbs up:

IAE dumbfounded at the popularity of smoking amongst America's youth given the highly publicized negative effects on health? by [deleted]in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]phoenixfirekitten 0 points1 point ago

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What? Smoking has negative effects on one's health? It can cause cancer?? You don't say?!

One of my chalk pastel creations! by phoenixfirekittenin pics

[–]phoenixfirekitten[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, neither are "real" or accurate representations of a woman or a unicorn. They are merely impressions meant to express a specific emotion. So, the unicorn isn't miniature and the woman isn't giant. They simply are.... I hope that makes sense? Kind of like Dali's giant melting clocks that weren't really "clocks" so to speak.. they were representations of time, thus their size mattered little.

I draw and paint! by phoenixfirekittenin somethingimade

[–]phoenixfirekitten[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you :)

I draw and paint! by phoenixfirekittenin somethingimade

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Thanks so much! I had a lot of fun with it.

I draw and paint! by phoenixfirekittenin somethingimade

[–]phoenixfirekitten[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you!! :) I will! I'm really new to reddit, and didn't know it existed. :P

I want to be with another guy, and my gf wants to watch by gfwantstowatchmein sex

[–]phoenixfirekitten 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm... you're turned on by the idea of your boyfriend having sex with a man when you're not around... but would you feel differently if he actually did it, or if you walked in on the two of them in the act? Just curious, because I have these thoughts, too... but then when I think about it actually happening without me knowing I get pissed.

I want to be with another guy, and my gf wants to watch by gfwantstowatchmein sex

[–]phoenixfirekitten 0 points1 point ago

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I truly believe that most guys are just wired entirely differently than most women. Sex has to be about love for me. I have tried using a vibrator while thinking of sitting on John Cusack's face (because John Cusack is HOT)... and I couldn't get off until I started thinking of my boyfriend (who was sleeping right next to me apparently comatose because I had been grinding against him, rubbing his cock without response).

There is a rumor going around that I am a real sap, though...

I want to be with another guy, and my gf wants to watch by gfwantstowatchmein sex

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I'm psyched I actually responded to the thread and so happy that I might have made communication a bit easier for the two of you! :) I'm also happy you're going to wait before jumping into the threesomes. I know personally I'd love to be brave and have an exceptionally kinky night with the boy sucking another's cock, but I love him too much to have us engage in something that would damage our bond and trust.... especially since I'm rather unwilling when it comes to the FFM.

The only thing that might be different is the both of us getting a lapdance at a strip club... but even them I'm terrified that when I see him get a lapdance I'll want to smack the stripper around with a really big stick. I feel terrible for having this kind of double standard, but I'm not sure how to overcome it.

DAE ever feel like it's not necessary to talk to anyone? by melbatoastin DoesAnybodyElse

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Oh, well that makes me feel plenty better! :) I mean, yeah, if it resonated with you, obviously it had a point. :high five:

squishable.com: they're giant round fuzzy stuffed animals. hug them. by squishablein promos

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O..M..G!! I soooo want a raccoon... and a penguin!! I will shamelessly show my boyfriend these for around a week and hope that maybe I will score one if I get the job I have an interview for!

google translator; can machines do a human's job? by APXWNin linguistics

[–]phoenixfirekitten 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think a machine's translation will ever be as effective as a human's because machine's currently do not have the ability to keep up with the evolution of language. An example would be something I always heard growing up; the word "Pertinear". It's not a real word! It's just gibberish that my environment exposed me to. My grandma used it all the time... and still does. "That's pertinear frosted over". What about improper English? How does one account for that with a machine? I hear people say all the time, "He ain't got none". smacks forehead

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