5 Killer Online Dating Techniques for Men

valenciaole · 2 years

I think the title here could be a bit clearer. These aren't so much online dating tips for men as which pictures they should use. Le sigh. I found my boyfriend online (OKCupid to be exact), and I actually only messaged him because I saw that he enjoyed Literati...and we had several other things in common. While he's attractive, the only thing about the photos that caught my eye was he had one taken with a kitteh.... and critters automatically make guys seem more friendly to me. :P

trotski · 2 years

My Dachshund, Gulliver, kicks his back legs out like that whenever he's really comfy..like when he's chewing on a pig ear.

phoenixfirekitten · 2 years

He might just be less interested in food now that he's older. If you're concerned about him not eating as much, you could try adding a little chicken broth to make it more nomilicious. Luckily for me, I have hound dogs (a Dachshund and a Basset). They luuuuuurve food.... on the downside, they also eat things they shouldn't.

omgChubbs · 2 years

Ooooooooh yes! I loves tato chips in muh sammiches! But then again, I also like PB and cheese...

subtextual · 2 years

This so made my day!! Yay cuddles! I call my boyfriend Badger all the time. warm fuzzies

Rollout · 2 years

That is so hilariously gross! Gwenivere used to want to munch on her waste, but wouldn't munch on Gulliver's. I found that weird since they both liked kitty poo.

kopo27 · 2 years

Now, if Santino could learn to throw a football, he could be the first Chimp to play for the Detroit Lions... and probably do a better job than most have.

untemperedschism · 2 years

This is hands down one of the coolest things I have ever seen. I heart my Daleks!

bugg · 2 years

Spork looks just like my little Gulliver... who is also afraid of the vet... and everything else that is taller than him (which is everything basically). Doxies are that way and probably even worse when their owners spoil them (as I sadly have Gulliver).

I am proud to say Gulliver will let someone clip his nails though.

4AM · 2 years

It depends on the day, but most days, I want to orgasm.... and seeing as how it doesn't take long for me to do so... especially when my man bends me over the couch.. that's not asking too much.

However, there are other days where I'm happy just to be connected to him sexually and could care less about my orgasm... or 6 of them (did I mention I'm in love with Adonis?).

I'd like five minutes of sex though. But that's not asking much :)

Rollout · 2 years

My dogs love Beggin' Strips... unfortunately, they also eat things like fuzz, junk out of the kitties' litter box (my boyfriend and I grimace and call it "the buffet"), yellow snow, etc.

Simply put, the pups don't have solid judgment. But they're adorable so I forgive them.

phoenixfirekitten · 2 years

Awwww :) Thanks very much! And I found what you said to be quite interesting actually... it made me attempt to further explain myself for the sake of effective communication. :thumbs up:

phoenixfirekitten · 2 years

What? Smoking has negative effects on one's health? It can cause cancer?? You don't say?!

phoenixfirekitten · 2 years

Actually, neither are "real" or accurate representations of a woman or a unicorn. They are merely impressions meant to express a specific emotion. So, the unicorn isn't miniature and the woman isn't giant. They simply are.... I hope that makes sense? Kind of like Dali's giant melting clocks that weren't really "clocks" so to speak.. they were representations of time, thus their size mattered little.

phoenixfirekitten · 2 years

Thank you :)

phoenixfirekitten · 2 years

Thanks so much! I had a lot of fun with it.

phoenixfirekitten · 2 years

Thank you!! :) I will! I'm really new to reddit, and didn't know it existed. :P

gfwantstowatchme · 2 years

Hmmm... you're turned on by the idea of your boyfriend having sex with a man when you're not around... but would you feel differently if he actually did it, or if you walked in on the two of them in the act? Just curious, because I have these thoughts, too... but then when I think about it actually happening without me knowing I get pissed.

gfwantstowatchme · 2 years

I truly believe that most guys are just wired entirely differently than most women. Sex has to be about love for me. I have tried using a vibrator while thinking of sitting on John Cusack's face (because John Cusack is HOT)... and I couldn't get off until I started thinking of my boyfriend (who was sleeping right next to me apparently comatose because I had been grinding against him, rubbing his cock without response).

There is a rumor going around that I am a real sap, though...

gfwantstowatchme · 2 years

I'm psyched I actually responded to the thread and so happy that I might have made communication a bit easier for the two of you! :) I'm also happy you're going to wait before jumping into the threesomes. I know personally I'd love to be brave and have an exceptionally kinky night with the boy sucking another's cock, but I love him too much to have us engage in something that would damage our bond and trust.... especially since I'm rather unwilling when it comes to the FFM.

The only thing that might be different is the both of us getting a lapdance at a strip club... but even them I'm terrified that when I see him get a lapdance I'll want to smack the stripper around with a really big stick. I feel terrible for having this kind of double standard, but I'm not sure how to overcome it.

melbatoast · 2 years

Oh, well that makes me feel plenty better! :) I mean, yeah, if it resonated with you, obviously it had a point. :high five:

squishable · 2 years

O..M..G!! I soooo want a raccoon... and a penguin!! I will shamelessly show my boyfriend these for around a week and hope that maybe I will score one if I get the job I have an interview for!

APXWN · 2 years

I don't think a machine's translation will ever be as effective as a human's because machine's currently do not have the ability to keep up with the evolution of language. An example would be something I always heard growing up; the word "Pertinear". It's not a real word! It's just gibberish that my environment exposed me to. My grandma used it all the time... and still does. "That's pertinear frosted over". What about improper English? How does one account for that with a machine? I hear people say all the time, "He ain't got none". smacks forehead

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