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My horse mask got floppy, is there any way to make it firm again? by Commander_Aspergersin HorseMask

[–]pavel_lishin 1 point2 points ago

Have you tried taking neighagra?

Just received a frantic call from my mom... by major_lugoin talesfromtechsupport

[–]pavel_lishin 6 points7 points ago

Always make analogies to cars.

"Would you open the hood and pull out a random wire just because you never used it while driving? No? Then why would you just kill random processes?"

I got sick of hearing the loud guy upstairs, so I put "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Baja Men on loop for hours and just left. What things have you done when driven to the edge? by bhaaatin AskReddit

[–]pavel_lishin 1 point2 points ago

You should have yelled, "SHE WAS FUCKING SOME OTHER DUDE LAST NIGHT, BRO!"

Then duck, in case he has a gun.

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I had the... privilege... of going to the employee picnic, and I can tell you they are no longer even telemarketers. They are The Hollow. (reddit.com)

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I got sick of hearing the loud guy upstairs, so I put "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Baja Men on loop for hours and just left. What things have you done when driven to the edge? by bhaaatin AskReddit

[–]pavel_lishin 2 points3 points ago

Asshole is credit to team!

How to Find a Rent-Stabilized Apartment by MoonshineSchneiderin nyc

[–]pavel_lishin 0 points1 point ago

And afterwards, can you go for a walk with me down a shady alley next to a river, or perhaps some railroad tracks?

How to Find a Rent-Stabilized Apartment by MoonshineSchneiderin nyc

[–]pavel_lishin 0 points1 point ago

My dime!?

Backup copies by CleanBillin talesfromtechsupport

[–]pavel_lishin 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but I don't remember that episode.

I have to admit. I stereotype. by dummystupidin WTF

[–]pavel_lishin 0 points1 point ago

Tell him hi the next time you stop by, my mom's out of town for a bit, and he's probably a bit lonely.

In fact, I'll give him a call.

<-- Click here to rename r/nyc to r/adopt some random cat i found. by logen99999in circlejerknyc

[–]pavel_lishin 3 points4 points ago

Anyone know any good cat recipes?

Backup copies by CleanBillin talesfromtechsupport

[–]pavel_lishin 1 point2 points ago

Also makes sense why woman tend to be tetrachromats, for much the same reason.

A rep from Liberty Power just came to my apt, anyone know more about this? by jhscroin nyc

[–]pavel_lishin 3 points4 points ago

If you can't tell who's being screwed, it's you.

How to Find a Rent-Stabilized Apartment by MoonshineSchneiderin nyc

[–]pavel_lishin 0 points1 point ago

Whose dime?

A rep from Liberty Power just came to my apt, anyone know more about this? by jhscroin nyc

[–]pavel_lishin 0 points1 point ago

Did she leave a number, or a website?

My initial instinct: don't sign shit. Who knows whether you'll even be living there in 12 months?

I have to admit. I stereotype. by dummystupidin WTF

[–]pavel_lishin 3 points4 points ago

Sounds pretty close to what my dad usually says, and he's been living in Texas for about forty years now, after moving there from Iowa.

Backup copies by CleanBillin talesfromtechsupport

[–]pavel_lishin 3 points4 points ago

As I recall, colorblind snipers tend to be better, since they have an easier time seeing motion.

No Change Friday by nato0519in talesfromtechsupport

[–]pavel_lishin 3 points4 points ago

After a couple of weekends spent working, I finally managed to convince a boss that deploying something for a customer on Friday at 4:30pm was a terrible, terrible idea.

What is the best way to tell someone that their headphones are audible to everyone in the subway car? Here are the ways I've thought of. by Jimmy_Rustler__in nyc

[–]pavel_lishin 1 point2 points ago

(Why do people still use these things?)

They come with a built-in microphone and controls, and so far it seems that they're cheaper than the other alternatives. That's my reason, anyway.

My company actually paid a consultant to deliver this code by petvetbrin badcode

[–]pavel_lishin 4 points5 points ago

what if me am 7?

Menu. by ddshroomin Brooklyn

[–]pavel_lishin -1 points0 points ago

It's also a fucking megabyte and a half.

Fri night Midtown East?!? by cromulentcin nycmeetups

[–]pavel_lishin 1 point2 points ago

Is that a fancy way of propositioning for a threesome?

Maybe we need a new number for outside lines... by 7costanzain talesfromtechsupport

[–]pavel_lishin 7 points8 points ago

Not necessarily for Tim.

I needed to convert 12 hour format to military time. What could possibly go wrong? by not_a_temp_accountin badcode

[–]pavel_lishin -1 points0 points ago

I've only seen one analog clock with more than 12.

I needed to convert 12 hour format to military time. What could possibly go wrong? by not_a_temp_accountin badcode

[–]pavel_lishin 1 point2 points ago

Alright, I'll meet you for lunch at 173:87.

I needed to convert 12 hour format to military time. What could possibly go wrong? by not_a_temp_accountin badcode

[–]pavel_lishin -1 points0 points ago

How the hell is 24:30 valid?

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