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Incredibly Photogenic Dutch Cop by mvhoutein pics

[–]paulnew2000 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say something like that.

Bargaining phrase you should try every time you have to spend money, "I can't pay that." by [deleted]in Frugal

[–]paulnew2000 7 points8 points ago

Gaming the system <> frugal

Long Exposure of a Lighthouse. by IRepostYourShitin pics

[–]paulnew2000 1 point2 points ago

My new desktop. Thanks!

Snoop dogg is a redditor. Fo rizzle by LeSouthAfricanSpyin funny

[–]paulnew2000 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for Joan Osborne reference!

Caught reading a book while driving, Feb 28 2012 by aarghjin WTF

[–]paulnew2000 3 points4 points ago

You two should hook up.

Men who lack supervision [ALBUM] by 3conin pics

[–]paulnew2000 0 points1 point ago

I dig that.

THIS is why you don't stick your dick in crazy. by allowableearthin WTF

[–]paulnew2000 0 points1 point ago

...but I got betta.

THIS is why you don't stick your dick in crazy. by allowableearthin WTF

[–]paulnew2000 0 points1 point ago

What is RES?

THIS is why you don't stick your dick in crazy. by allowableearthin WTF

[–]paulnew2000 0 points1 point ago

I hear that you like to invite people into your conversations. That's great. Not everyone communicates in the same manner. I am not unwilling. If I'm in a conversation with friends, I'm not inclined to look over at Jane on the end of the table, whose not speaking and say "You haven't said anything in a good while, what do you think of the complexity of cell structures?"

My ex used to attack me after a party because I was talking to her brother or Mom about some topic and didn't invite her to join in. We were in the same fucking room!

By "super controlling", I was also including the entire range of the described behaviors.

THIS is why you don't stick your dick in crazy. by allowableearthin WTF

[–]paulnew2000 53 points54 points ago

I was once that guy. :/

THIS is why you don't stick your dick in crazy. by allowableearthin WTF

[–]paulnew2000 6 points7 points ago

It is not my responsibility to include my GF in conversations. If she wants to participate, jump in! This is the kind of super-controlling behavior that caused me to divorce my wife.

Happy Bill Murray Day! by decoyheshin pics

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That's the first thing I thought this morning when I realized what day it was.

she is allowed to dress herself. is she doing it right? by ces08din pics

[–]paulnew2000 1 point2 points ago

Little Miss Badass!

Trust in the seal by discovergeneralmillsin funny

[–]paulnew2000 6 points7 points ago

I tell my GF she's a great cocksucker all the time. It is HIGH praise.

So I was looking up the M1911.... by coldfusion079in WTF

[–]paulnew2000 -1 points0 points ago

Nice catch on the irony!

Guerrilla Gardening by anihilistlolin funny

[–]paulnew2000 0 points1 point ago

Had some friends who used to do this back in the early 90's. They planted nice flowers in public parks. Yes, they called it Guerrilla Gardening.

WTF? This has to be the best picture ever. by Duhbillin WTF

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Poor Oompah Loompahs. :(

Liv Tyler,The way she should always be by gingerfailin pics

[–]paulnew2000 -18 points-17 points ago

She's a beast. Have a downvote.

Ford in 1950 by tillwalleyin pics

[–]paulnew2000 3 points4 points ago

Artisans at work.

Jackhammer by casual_geekin WTF

[–]paulnew2000 0 points1 point ago

"er, can I borrow your shampoo? er...when you're done."

My sister took one look at this and said "Is that a book about 9/11?" by Doovid97in funny

[–]paulnew2000 -1 points0 points ago

Hope is (un)kindled.

Truth or dare in Middle Earth by acewingin gifs

[–]paulnew2000 -2 points-1 points ago

I found it slightly hilarious.

Interesting...(that's really I can say about this) NSFW by politicaldanin WTF

[–]paulnew2000 0 points1 point ago

In That hideous strength at al, Lewis suggests that modern civilization is moving the conception of the "Ideal" female shape toward that of a pubescent boy; few curves, smooth, etc.

I personally like tomboys because I was seduced by one at a very young age. Imprinting uber alles.

I tend to draw things as mutated or grotesque, so I tried drawing something beautiful, thoughts? by memaradonaelvisin pics

[–]paulnew2000 0 points1 point ago

Then again, beauty is a subjective idea. I like 'dark' art. Your lines are very delicate and the shading is nice. Also, it is very creative; a thing out of your imagination. I would like to see more. :)

Why so serious?? by xbenny78xin pics

[–]paulnew2000 0 points1 point ago

The plot is not cohesive and makes assumptions which are absurd. All cops except for Gordon are corrupt? The joker's abilities defy all reason: He can walk into a meeting of all the top crime bosses in the city, alone and unmolested. He can then kill one of their lieutenants with alacrity. He has his men execute plans which would have required foreknowledge: (Gordon decides at the last moment to put the criminals on a ferry, yet when they are aboard, the bombs are in-place and the entire electrical system of both ferries have been co-opted.) The DA becomes 2-face after a 5 minute conversation with the Joker.

Batman inexplicably crashes and passes out and Gordon just happens to be the one on the scene to save him. (The entire chase scene leading up to Joker's arrest is ridiculous. With Joker shooting machine guns and an RPG at the paddy wagon and the police don't even fire a shot.)

There are many more examples. None of it makes sense unless Joker is a minor deity. I think there is a good argument for this, actually, but it offends my sensibilities. ;)

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