Found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me for the last 2 months, I've honestly never felt this low in my life, how do people deal with these kind of feelings?

s_dafuq_j · 4 days

Music and laughter cures everything.

RhythmsOfDeath · 19 days

Slow Deep and Hard - Der Untermensch/Gravitational Constant

Bloody Kisses - Too Late(Frozen)/Christian Women

October Rust- Haunted/In Praise of Bacchus

World Coming Down - Creepy Green Light/Pyretta Blaze

Life is Killing me - How could She?/Anesthesia

Dead Again - September Sun/Hail and Farewell to Britain

fireatx · 1 month

Honey, I blew up the cat!!!!

GodlyWarbeast · 2 months

Yeah, there's no way there will be a reunion. Have you ever listened to Goatwhore or Agents of Oblivion or Deadboy and the Elephantman? Those are all associated acts.

GodlyWarbeast · 2 months

I fucking love Acid Bath. They were such a unique band.

reason_and_evidence · 2 months

Floater is fucking great. I've seen them 4 times and each show was absolutely amazing.

byondthewall · 2 months

I've read my moms tampon box so many times I know it like the back of my hand.

pbvdc · 2 months

Looks like she is going to a Gwar show.

jpacheco94 · 2 months

Boil water 2. shove top ramen up anus 3. Beer bong boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck pet cat.

alixinthesky · 2 months

Reddit meet up at an Opeth show. I'll start spreading the word haha.

alixinthesky · 2 months

Well shit dude, that's awesome. I'm glad to hear that. Unfortunately, I don't know too many people who would say the same. They are both very unique bands, which is what I look for. I actually recently bought tickets to see Opeth in Oakland in April. It's gonna be a badass show.

alixinthesky · 2 months

Opeth fan?

kidthebilly · 2 months

My girlfriend asked me "Does this red dress make me look fat?" and I responded with "And you don't look fat in the blue dress?".

prettyfagswag · 2 months

I recently bought tickets to go see Opeth and Mastodon. I'm so fucking stoked.

clariteeb · 2 months

Larry David!!!!

ForgetSanity · 2 months

That guy is fucking crazy! Why go through the trouble of chopping of your dick when you can just be abstinent.

octoberrust · 2 months

Hahah, I totally agree.

caussyn · 2 months

Hahhaha. Fuck everyone who doesn't realize people make stupid decisions when they are young.

caussyn · 2 months

Similar story here. Maybe not as life changing though. So I was 19 years old and I was driving down a residential street under the influence of marijuana, and a cop pulled me over for my registration. It was actually the same cop who pulled me over a few weeks earlier for the same reason. So he recognizes me and needless to say he wasn't happy. We figure out the whole registration thing and he asks to search my car. Me being nervous/stupid I allow him to thinking I didn't have anything in my car. The one thing I didn't think about was my recently bought fake ID with my real picture and everything. He finds it and confronts me about it. He says he's going to give me a citation for the ID. After his whole lecture on drinking and shit he hands me the ticket and says "don't forget your stuff on the roof". I'm like "uh, ok" get out of my car and there is a pipe I hadn't seen in years, a baggy with crumbs in it, and a huge fire place lighter. He then turns around and says "Hey, sorry, I just had to give you the ticket for the ID. Good luck in Oregon, kid"(I mentioned I was moving to Oregon that month)

RantingLombax · 2 months

Awesome list

RantingLombax · 2 months

Yeah, you definitely have to be in the right state of mind to begin listening to their earlier stuff. Although the members of PF think it's their worst album, I think Atom Heart Mother is one of their best from the earlier years.

NineFeetUnderground · 2 months

So my friend and I were freshman in high school. While we were in PE class we convinced this dude that we finger our moms for allowance. He totally bought it.

Another one that cracks me up every time is about 5 years I convinced my friend that a whole bunch of us were going to this underground orgy a few towns away. First, I was like "Dude, I know some chicks that are down to fuck". He was all about it being a virgin and all. Then I said "There's only one catch, we're all going to be in one hotel room and we're most likely going to be trading off girls, oh and since I found this place on Craigslist I'm sure there will be more random guys than girls, oh well though. It will be totally worth it".

He turned out to be more excited than I wanted to see.

Dovienya · 2 months

My greatest feeling was when I won 10 dollars on a 1 dollar scratcher. It was AMAZINg.

Pawtang · 2 months

One of my old friends actually thought you spelled fifty fiddy. I pointed it out when I saw him write a check out to someone haha.

octoberrust

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