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My boss is on vacation and I needed to use his office today, this is what his computer's mouse looked like... by mind-docin WTF

[–]notabean 0 points1 point ago

No. No no no. NOOOOOOO

Before and After: Baby fox was found fighting for its life in a mud pit at an urban development site. by sergeant_sparklettein aww

[–]notabean 6 points7 points ago

Bludgeon my face in, kill meh, pull me apart, like soft bread. Punch me in the tits.

TIL the actress who plays Talisa from "Game of Thrones" is Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter. by jay4523in todayilearned

[–]notabean 2 points3 points ago

Chaplin's granddaughter AND from my city. Woohoo!

My friend works at a middle school, here are some of the notes he has confiscated over the years. by pcoff69in funny

[–]notabean 0 points1 point ago

My middle school notes were more like "my guacamole exploded"

After winning $75,000 at an international high school science fair for developing a cheap, quick, and accurate way of detecting pancreatic cancer by will121000in pics

[–]notabean 0 points1 point ago

I don't feel very smart right now.

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegretin AskReddit

[–]notabean 251 points252 points ago

When I was 12 I was curious about how deep my vagina was, and I decided to shove a ruler inside to measure it. This was the only ruler I had. It didn't stop me.

EDIT: People keep asking "how deep": Well I didn't get very far because HOLY SHIT did it hurt, probably only the little bit at the beginning actually went in - I'm just surprised the simple sight of the ruler didn't put me off sticking it up myself.

This is not my account. What are the best things you've stumbled across that people have forgotten to log off of? by MyParentsArentHomein AskReddit

[–]notabean 0 points1 point ago

No sorry, all the way in Spain!

This is not my account. What are the best things you've stumbled across that people have forgotten to log off of? by MyParentsArentHomein AskReddit

[–]notabean 6 points7 points ago

http://www.wikihow.com/Kill-People-on-Zoo-Tycoon

This is not my account. What are the best things you've stumbled across that people have forgotten to log off of? by MyParentsArentHomein AskReddit

[–]notabean 5 points6 points ago

I loved it too! Watching it fall to pieces destroyed my young soul.

This is not my account. What are the best things you've stumbled across that people have forgotten to log off of? by MyParentsArentHomein AskReddit

[–]notabean 934 points935 points ago

When I was like 10 years old, I used to play Zoo Tycoon.

I remember one day I went downstairs to pee and I came back to find all my cages full of lions and tigers ripping apart other animals, elephants outside of their cages killing visitors and people inside cages getting eaten by wolves.

Oh yeah, and my brother giggling in the corner.

Can someone improve the quality of this? by notabeanin picrequests

[–]notabean[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!!! That looks great :)

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last time I trust the phrase "I got this bro" by BangarangSlangain aww

[–]notabean 1 point2 points ago

I actually haven't looked at the kid yet.

What is something a SO said that you never wanted to hear? [NSFW] by badcommentsin AskReddit

[–]notabean 2 points3 points ago

That's the cutest thing I've heard today.

The Original Fleshlight by RonSwanson39in funny

[–]notabean 0 points1 point ago

I remember sticking my fist in that.

Enter your name, you won't regret it. by dumpsztrbabyin videos

[–]notabean 1 point2 points ago

You realize you're a bit lonely when hearing him say your name turns you on.

When I run out of make-up I just use Nutella. by [deleted]in WTF

[–]notabean 1 point2 points ago

Hey! Me too!

AMA Request: Karl Pilkington. by Cjadin IAmA

[–]notabean 1 point2 points ago

Ricky: What's wrong Karl? Karl: Choking Ricky: That was a blob of wasabi Karl: I thought it was one mushy pea

AMA Request: Karl Pilkington. by Cjadin IAmA

[–]notabean 2 points3 points ago*

“Your dreams should never be better than your real life, unless you're a sloth, 'cause then you're asleep a lot aren't you?”

AMA Request: Karl Pilkington. by Cjadin IAmA

[–]notabean 1 point2 points ago

"You ask for toast in Japan and they give you a squid bollock."

I am 6'7'' and this is how I feel trying to take a bath by pryce1991in funny

[–]notabean 11 points12 points ago

I'm 5'1 and this is how I feel trying to take a bath

We all knew this kid... by SystemOfAFrownin AdviceAnimals

[–]notabean 1 point2 points ago

In recess we pretended to be animals. You could choose one, and that was your animal forever. I was an egg that hatched into everything. My friends never realized that an egg isn't really an animal.

Convo with God on Omegle by Lerrusin funny

[–]notabean 1 point2 points ago

As a girl with small boobs

Max poses like a majestic prince when I take photos of him by JordanMencelin aww

[–]notabean 0 points1 point ago

Haha, glad to hear that!

Max poses like a majestic prince when I take photos of him by JordanMencelin aww

[–]notabean 71 points72 points ago

I have a Max like yours too, but I wouldn't really call him majestic

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