So I work at a law firm and my office is just a modular 150 sq/ft and out on the roof deck. For the most part I don't get many visitors out here (super tiny firm). I was relaxing, I had one computer running an OCR that was going to take a few hours so I decided to pack a bowl and play some diablo. I'm about 20 mins post-bowl and really getting into some serious massacring and to my surprise my boss walks out, I look at him, I look down at the chillum on my desk, I look at him, I look at the ozium sitting on the corner of my desk, look back to diablo, (meanwhile my brains all like: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU're FUCKED!!!!) and tried to stealthily hide the pipe and lighter. He came in, hopped on my other computer to look for some files and to my horror i see my pot is in the open drawer right next to him in an extremely conspicuous, bright red, medicinal marijuana container labeled "KANDY-MOTHER-FUCKIN-KUSH" (I know, i know, who smokes a super heavy indica at work??what was I thinking? I was so high!). He starts clackin' away and awkward conversation commenced.

Him: "How was your lunch" Me: "...salad." You get the picture.

He found what he was looking for started to copy it to a flash drive. Then, I shit you not r/trees, he fucking dozed off. I stood there for a minute before i realized i wasn't breathing, I inhaled sharply and a strange rasping groan emerged from my tonsils ("hrrraaaggrrrruii"). He awoke with a start, wiped his mouth, muttered something about toshiba, gave me a super bizarre look (like he knew!) and bounced. I go back to sitting at my desk thinking I was about to get fired. Holy shit I was quaking in my boots when he called me into his office this morning, everything went better than expected!

tl;dr My boss either is completely oblivious and/or a narcoleptic who doesn't give a shit if i smoke weed

edit: spelling