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Ballers of NYC, where do you play basketball? by KJEverydayin nyc

[–]njantirice 2 points3 points ago

I'm in Greenpoint and I go to the courts on Franklin St. Generally there's a full court running with some competition.

Every single book I've ever read is just a different rearrangement of 26 characters. What are some things that, although obvious, are still somewhat amazing to you? by youshallnotpass1234in AskReddit

[–]njantirice 0 points1 point ago

What'd be cool is if someone could program an algorithm to display every possible combination of pixels, semi-randomly in a non repeating order, changing once every half a second, for centuries, recording the results. How much computing power would it take to run that "monkeys typing for a million years would produce the works of shakespear" type experiment?

It'd be awesome to see how often something recognizable appears, what are the chances of a pattern arising out of static, and how many years before we see a picasso?

You're deep in the woods and stumble upon a cubic foot of pure gold. How do you get it out? by Harakouin AskReddit

[–]njantirice 0 points1 point ago

So this guy finds 31 mil in the woods and apparently only wants 3 of it...

Reddit, I need your most overtly sexual pick up lines as fast as possible. by Patrick_Himselfin AskReddit

[–]njantirice 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to use that line exclusively until I marry.

Reddit, I need your most overtly sexual pick up lines as fast as possible. by Patrick_Himselfin AskReddit

[–]njantirice 546 points547 points ago

Holy Shit, best icebreaker ever. All the right qualities I want to present about myself in a first impression in a single pick-up line. I'll report back in 20 years after finding out what kind of wife this pick-up line gets you, keep checking this comment for update.

Ever happened to you? (Quads beaten by royal flush) by Bobbyejonesin poker

[–]njantirice 0 points1 point ago

if that were a cash game you probably would've won a bad beat jackpot, at least on Carbon you would've

Every Lakers Fan by ElephantToast33in sports

[–]njantirice 0 points1 point ago

if bradley drops over 14 ppg in any series the celtics will win it

Is there any material so soft that humans could routinely survive falling into a large pile of it at terminal velocity? by meelarin askscience

[–]njantirice 2 points3 points ago

Jesus, we need to make an r/askengineers, the answer is cotton. The End.

I am a black guy with a large penis that's attracted to fat white women. How many redditors are breathing stereotypes? by Dupenin AskReddit

[–]njantirice 3 points4 points ago

And if he caught a sudden whiff of an air of outright and superb pretention.

[ELECTION] Your unlucky number 13. by olkenseyin listentous

[–]njantirice 4 points5 points ago

Popular - Jake One- Trap Door Instrumental If thieving music were a genre this would be a flagship song.

Catchy - Lovage- Stroker Ace Put this on your headphones, synchronize your watches, and move in.

Obscure - Plastilina Mosh- Shampoo This awkward spanish speaking punk band that experiments in several different genres. This one is particularly sly and thievish.

If you could be good, or instantly gain one talent, and be a pro at it.. What talent would that be... And why? by Kurono-kunin AskReddit

[–]njantirice 0 points1 point ago

Let me know the next time you play, I'll be against you, and then you'll finally win. Trust me I'm a semi-professional gamble.

If you could be good, or instantly gain one talent, and be a pro at it.. What talent would that be... And why? by Kurono-kunin AskReddit

[–]njantirice 0 points1 point ago

dude the youtube video on that skit links to reddit, you came to the right place

Looking at forming an 11v11 Men's soccer team by nagohmadain nyc

[–]njantirice 0 points1 point ago

keep me updated I'm a definite maybe

My toddler got the cops called on me today by screaming "Help me! Stranger!" during a tantrum at the store. What have your kids done that has resulted in police intervention? by blinkerfluid13in AskReddit

[–]njantirice 1 point2 points ago

Do you honestly believe that so many men would do it if it NEVER worked? Well they probably would... but, regardless, it does work on some girls, trust me. Depravity isn't gender specific.

My toddler got the cops called on me today by screaming "Help me! Stranger!" during a tantrum at the store. What have your kids done that has resulted in police intervention? by blinkerfluid13in AskReddit

[–]njantirice 1 point2 points ago

That's exactly what I was going to recommend to OP; leave that little brat if he wants to go, maybe the cops will even give him a ride back home when they realize they were duped by a 2 year old

MTA: Subway Crime Soars; NYPD Releases Stunning Statistics - Transit Board Wants Gov To Appoint Special Prosecutor For Subway Crimes by mic9aelin nyc

[–]njantirice 2 points3 points ago

What are the penalties like for a "robbery?" At what point is it "grand larceny?" And do you, as an NYPD officer, feel that there'd be a better way to mitigate all this than by increasing patrol?

UPDATE: My nephew just came up to me and told me his "daddy was hitting" him. by savethekittensin AskReddit

[–]njantirice 4 points5 points ago

Dude you're arguing that every action a man makes is an action the man thinks is right. That's retarded people do things all the time that they know is wrong.

Non-smoker to smokers in NYC: I hate you. Please stop polluting my lungs with your carcinogenic shit. by jazzyzazin nyc

[–]njantirice 0 points1 point ago

Sorry for your loss, good luck with your anger issues.

Anyone know where I can get fried calamari to go? by Not_Ayn_Randin nyc

[–]njantirice 0 points1 point ago

www.grubhub.com

Did you try anything before asking us?

Fathers of Reddit, did witnessing childbirth change the way you view your wife/girlfriend? In what way(s)? by jesselysein AskReddit

[–]njantirice 0 points1 point ago

Get complex_reduction prepped for surgery STAT!

But doctor he doesn't have any surgeries lined up.

WHAT DID I SAY?!

[Listen] Too shy to show anyone, heard I might be able to get some feedback here... by retreatfromthefoldin WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]njantirice 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what that's a picture of but I want to smoke it.

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