What only becomes a success as soon as one half of it ends?

teambreakabitchdown · 1 month

The part where the customer is giving the seller the money. The second half is the seller giving the customer the product.

HegelianHermit · 1 month

Yeah, I wasn't allowed to either because they said "hell" and "damn".

Sm3agolol · 1 month

It makes me a little sad that he will probably never appreciate the work of Sagan, Euler, Newton or others

I agree, because I love those guys, but this has nothing to do with public school vs home school.

downthealley · 1 month

Damn. Wish I knew that one.

downthealley · 1 month

This is highly doubtful. What reason would they have to not cash your check?

teambreakabitchdown · 1 month

A sales transaction. Once the customer gives the seller the money, he considers it a success.

dean333 · 1 month

Nice try, FBI

bffooddemons · 1 month

Also, do not talk to the cops without a lawyer. It is their job to prosecute, not to find out the truth (that's the court's job, ostensibly). Talking to them can only hurt you. You can be crucified for what you say, but not for being silent.

Edit: I accidentally a word

redlightnetherlands · 1 month

Sounds like your punishment was justified...

redlightnetherlands · 1 month

In high school I accidentally broke a window while swatting bee. I apologized and offerred to pay for it because I knew it was my fault. That wasn't enough for the principle-- he ordered me to do 25 hours of community service in addition to paying for it (the material and labor).

I was already involved in tons of community service so I just ignored it and never heard about it again.

This is the same principle who withheld my diploma because he accused me of some serious stuff based on 0 evidence and a hunch (and yes, I was innocent).

Subduction · 2 months

My vote: we all dream of the world ending on Dec 21 (or 25?) 2012. Everybody makes up their own story. The only shared thread is that the world ends in December.

saintmuse · 9 months

I love the show, but does anyone else think this movie is a terrible idea?

comedic_implement · 10 months

Wow! That was fantastic.

mothsmoke · 11 months

Haha, nice. (Hoping this is joke)

chendapeach · 12 months

spam

nicholaides · 1 year

Also, you don't need to know how to use Firebug if you want to change the design of a site.

Fonzie8819 · 1 year

Is that Zach Woods, a.k.a. Gabe from The Office?

stefantalpalaru · 1 year

I'm new to VIM, isn't this what the "set autoread" command in my .vimrc does? (I use MacVIM)

Nixpix66 · 1 year

So... where's the video?

amerine2 · 1 year

There's a prize for the best apps that use twitter for login in this competition. They are probably going for that.

ddrt · 1 year

Yeah, I liked that joke before it was popular.

chopperchab · 1 year

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D3dHi2xIuXx4&start1=0&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DgV9J-4BBgJA&start2=&authorName=Flanner

DrJulianBashir · 1 year

"totally unlike any language that's been catalogued." ??

I think you mean: "in the Tibeto-Burman language family"

nicholaides

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