Free apps eat up your phone battery just sending ads. Up to 75 per cent of the energy used by free versions of Android apps is spent serving up ads or tracking and uploading user data

KAPT_Kipper · 2 months

Sarchasm noun \ˈsär-ˌka-zəm\ The gap between you and the person who doesn't get your joke, into which you may toss headlong your explanation.

JimKB · 2 months

Now I've got "Bad Boys" running through my head.

naked_ditchdigger · 2 months

I didn't have the heart to click through to see which goat they meant.

apox64928 · 2 months

Lori is off the hook. You may die now, Shane.

ianmalcolmreynolds · 2 months

And text messages.

OliverTwistoff · 2 months

I hear boy Siamese are hard to come by.

chrismetalrock · 2 months

Looks like a landslide.

Hrodebert · 2 months

Hiking protip: make room in your backpack for a cat.

naked_ditchdigger · 2 months

It's even more fun to hit on their husbands at the reunion.

Right in front of them.

Mind_Virus · 2 months

It's one thing to risk your life hanging by your fingernails from an overhanging cliff, but it's quite another to do it while dressed like that.

That takes balls.

Draithegemini · 2 months

Is this from The Hangover Part Eleventy?

pathologicalGenius · 2 months

Went back at 30 and got my BS in geology. No big thang.

Mind_Virus · 2 months

Why do I vaguely remember them dying, or was that some other vulcanologist with a deathwish?

Sandcrabsailor · 2 months

Piker.

Collaterlie_Sisters · 2 months

I live in LA. You can buy them in the Armenian markets.

jymkata · 2 months

Damned Ikea body-building manual.

LizardinaHammock · 2 months

I laughed. I did.

Tularemia · 2 months

One epiphany after another. Like a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. A dream within a dream.

Lil Brudder, I don't know what to do with my life.

ThisNameWorks · 2 months

Dyslexic geologists, UNTIE!

cachinnate · 2 months

A gaybee.

TribalOlives · 2 months

White cliffs of Dover?

hob196 · 2 months

Good call. We should arrest the self-victimizers first.

hob196 · 2 months

They should have arrested every man, woman, and dog within a 5-mile radius of that computer.

You know: to protect the children.

TheStudDuck · 2 months

Not "Bloons" as in "Doubloons"?

naked_ditchdigger