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NMW Explains how the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand was so significant. by ssg115in DepthHub

[–]mistermoxy 1 point2 points ago

I'd like to give a shoutout to the book Dreadnaught. It was a history of the Dreadnaught class battleship and the ensuing arms race leading up to The Great War. A fantastic read.

How does the penis switch from urine to semen? Is it like one of those multicolor pens? by Captain_Benin shittyaskscience

[–]mistermoxy 164 points165 points ago

Semen comes from one testicle and urine comes from the other. This is why you have two testicles and one urethra (or pee-hole. Don't put a chopstick in there) When a person loses a testicle they lose that function. Lance Armstrong lost a testicle to testicular cancer. For a while he couldn't urinate but they gave him a prosthetic testicle so now he has bionic pee.

Does anyone know what the use of the second, mini pocket in the right hand pocket if jeans is/was used for, and why it was originally put there in the first place? by tomeyoin AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 2 points3 points ago

GGG

Does anyone know what the use of the second, mini pocket in the right hand pocket if jeans is/was used for, and why it was originally put there in the first place? by tomeyoin AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 5 points6 points ago

"Hello there Mr. Marston."

"Well there goes James Marston."

"Get over here Marsten you coward, I want to duel you!"

A girl tries to show off her boyfriend. Fails miserably. by fijianbeastin bestof

[–]mistermoxy 3 points4 points ago

Prime Minister! The front door has tendered its resignation. Lacking his foresight and hawkishness I fear we shall never have a peace between the furniture and the ambien walrus.

What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!" by danger_mcboomin AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 0 points1 point ago

True but it's kind of like a bee-keeper saying "I hate bees" even though that are constantly covered in bees through direct action on their own part.

Mario is a dick by Convicttin gaming

[–]mistermoxy 17 points18 points ago

Seriously, next he's going to say this wasn't a controlled demolition. Mario is invading the goombas and koopas natural habitat. They are just defending themselves and standing their ground. The green koopas are so horrified by the genocide they've witnessed that they fling themselves over cliffs to escape a world so cruel.

The "forever alone" as a psychological diagnosis - The excessive use of video games and online porn is creating a generation of risk-adverse guys who are unable (and unwilling) to navigate the complexities and risks inherent to real-life relationships, school and employment. by Loyoverin TrueReddit

[–]mistermoxy 0 points1 point ago

And after playing Ocarina of Time for ten hours I walked around looking for things to hookshot onto around school. After playing tetris for hours I could see falling blocks if I closed my eyes. But after an hour or two it went away.

Land of the Dead by J4K3TH3R1PP3Rin NetflixBestOf

[–]mistermoxy -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, Romero changed the zombie rules on this one because "zombies evolve". It was pretty lame. Dennis Hopper was good in it though.

Land of the Dead by J4K3TH3R1PP3Rin NetflixBestOf

[–]mistermoxy -1 points0 points ago

Or as I call it "Nuke Bus to Zombietown".

If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 0 points1 point ago

Everyone who's birthday falls on a prime number is culled.

What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!" by danger_mcboomin AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy -2 points-1 points ago

Seriously, when I see a pregnant woman who looks dumb I just want to kick her down a set of stairs and watch her cry as she realizes that I killed not only her unborn child but a sense of hope in her heart that life might somehow get better. Stupid people shouldn't be able to breed. AMIRIRE!?

What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!" by danger_mcboomin AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 4 points5 points ago

  • No offense but...
  • I'm not racist but...
  • I don't usually say this sort of thing but...

Honorable mentions

  • I'm really mature for my age
  • I hate drama

When you were a kid, what was something that you thought was real because you had seen it on TV. by armyjacksonin AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 0 points1 point ago

There was some He-Man toy where you were supposedly able to tear off limbs and he was made of a gummy substance so you could stick them right back on. I was at my friend's birthday party and he got one. I tore the dude's head off just like in the commercial. It didn't stick back on. The kid's mom was super pissed at me. DAMN YOU TV!

Senior Awards Night, my huge award. (Slight brag, downvote away, Reddit.) by Patty_Jackin self

[–]mistermoxy 0 points1 point ago

x-post in r/happy. You won't get downvoted there.

Dinner courtesy of MY garden. by LaceyNylonsin Frugal

[–]mistermoxy 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, city pigeons are manky.

What's a discovery that you owe to a complete stranger? Conversely, what's something interesting you'd like to show someone? by infinitetheoryin AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 2 points3 points ago

I'd like to teach a man to fish, it has many long term benefits as opposed to just giving him a fish.

I need a skit about 4 penguins getting heatstroke in the Caribbean, go go go! by pokeaminalin AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 4 points5 points ago

Two penguins are talking, one in just delirious in the background. You can use him for comic relief. The fourth one is doing things that alleviate heatstroke. So bam, penguin 1+2 talk about symptoms while coping, penguin 3 is delirious and funny and penguin 4 is demonstrating how to treat heatstroke. Penguins names are Steve, Jimbo, Lunchbox and Capt'n Cool.

35 Lifechanging Ways To Use Everyday Objects by boshein lifehacks

[–]mistermoxy 5 points6 points ago

Wipe the banana on the disc then wipe it off. It will fill in the tiny scratches and your dvd will be more likely to play. You can also try rubbing it with toothpaste, the abrasiveness will wear down a small layer of the dvd and hopefully mitigate the scratches. Or you could stop using physical media.

LPT: If someone is tailgating you on the highway, use your windshield wiper with the fluid on to get them to back off. by xackedin LifeProTips

[–]mistermoxy 0 points1 point ago

I learned it from the pen and paper game "Ninja's and Super spies" from Palladium. I put them in my super spy car to deploy on chumps but my young GM brother meta-gamed and always sent cars with run flat tires after me. Fuck that.

What clichés are you sick of seeing in movies and on TV? by micro4004in AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 1 point2 points ago

No Country for Old Men is one of those movies that "isn't about the ending". You should check it out, it's very good. Also Josh Brolin was the big brother in The Goonies. That guy fucking rules.

What clichés are you sick of seeing in movies and on TV? by micro4004in AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, I started paying attention to it on Friday Night Lights. A show about high school football, and when is the first time we see the inside of a classroom during a class? Season 4.

What clichés are you sick of seeing in movies and on TV? by micro4004in AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 1 point2 points ago

Dawson took a shit in Rules of Attraction during a splitscreen shot.

Is France really hated in the USA ? by SThorin AskReddit

[–]mistermoxy 1 point2 points ago

I know, I know. And savate is actually pretty dope. It just doesn't make for a funny joke.

How do they store fire in matches? by Cooper0505in shittyaskscience

[–]mistermoxy 11 points12 points ago

Arsonist here. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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